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S44 PT #5 - Barnabas
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On one hand, you have what some call the greatest band that has ever, or will ever, existed. On the other hand, you have the String Bikinis. Made up of at least five members of the SHL, the String Bikinis are known for having a line up consisting of only guitarists.

On Guitar 1 (not to be confused with lead guitar), you have Adam Taylor. Playing a home-made Telecaster which he made "to save money", that cost him around $200 more than a store bought one. It's not physically different than a regular Telecaster, it's just not put together as well and it's very clear that it is homemade.

On guitar 2, you have Nicholas Williams. Playing a Nashville Tele, white in color with a red tortoiseshell pick guard, Williams plays what Adam Taylor only wishes he could build (and saves money while doing so.) The twangy funk this guitar pumps out is matched only by the twangy funk that comes out of Williams' mouth when he speaks.

On the third guitar, you have Aleister "Slappadabass" Cain. Contrary to his just-made-up-nickname, Cainer does not, in fact, play the bass. Instead he's rocking out on a custom built (not by Adam Taylor) banana-yellow Gretsch Electromaster. A strange mix of jazz and heavy metal, his sultry tones will rock you to sleep, then steal your wallet.

On the fourth guitar, Bernard Freeman is what you could call the lead guitarist of the String Bikinis (if you could call a member of a five-piece guitar only band the lead). Rocking out on "The One". The very first Gibson Explorer ever produced. 1958 Korina Explorer. All original hardware holds the piece together. Only the strings have been changed on this work of art. Sure he could sell it for a few hundred thousand, but he will never let this thing out of his sight.

And last and certainly least, you have Gareth Rush. Much like Sid Vicious, Rush is only in the band for looks. His guitar isn't plugged in. In fact, it's not even real. All of his guitar parts are recorded after hours by either Williams or Taylor, and they even give him a microphone to distract him. They are an instrumental band.

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On account of not caring at all for this PT, I've decided this to be a hazing event. In the same way the Golf Boys came to life with their historic "Oh Oh Oh" and "2.Oh" due to some hazing in their rookie seasons, the Rage are going to be featuring similar instances. In this case, we're taking people from the history of the Rage to fill in and recreate the feeling of the original Golf Boys with our own golfers considering our lack of appearances in the post-season.

Bubba Watson - Bubba Nuck
Rickie Fowler - Reginald Rove (Going by Reggie Rove)
Hunter Mahan - Roger Baston
Ben Crane - Jason Aittokallio

We will be recreating the following video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiiOqybRvsM

It will include Reggie Flat Bills, Bubba Button Ups, Going Baston like a Mountain Man, and going insane like Jason.

Obviously, this becomes a major hit for being absolutely insane and hilarious in the same way the Golf Boys did originally, which brings us to the point of the band potentially breaking up. Nuck leaves first, saying he's reliving an experience he would rather not. Jason remembers that he's the coach of the Rage, and out of being somewhat respectable refuses to continue. This leaves Reggie and Baston, both of whom didn't even care for this in the first place but were paid handsomely. They offer to continue the gig for another big payday, but as it turns out with halloween over, they no longer have large payday bars to hand out.

It turned out to be a life saver though, as they instead ate life savers in the locker room rather than do any other stupid music videos that only get them ridiculed.

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(This post was last modified: 11-28-2018, 01:56 AM by Mack.)

I would start a band with all of my Montreal teammates. We would be a spiritual drumming and humming group. Hiro Fujikawa from Japan brings a unique beat like no other in the locker room and I would need him on the drums beating away. Also doing back ground vocal hums. Derek Bohne would be our lead hummer and drum on occasion. His drumming would mostly be for show to get more ladies. But he's already the lead singer of the band. Griffith Cadwalader would join in on drums and he would write a lot of the beats. Andreas Kvalheim would do interpretive dance and back ground drums. The rest of the team would join in on drums and hums from time to time. We would be the next big thing because we would spread so much love with our music and people would connect with us on a level never felt before.

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The next big band coming to the radio is none other than Brady and the Czechs! Made up of Brady McIntyre, DeMaricus Smyth, Alex Winters, and Luke Thomason their first hit single was actually a cover of Benny and the Jets. After the success of this release the re-branded from Czech Yourself to Brady and the Czechs, the name we all know them by today! Brady is the lead singer, Smyth plays the drums, Winters plays electric guitar and Thomas plays both bass guitar and the keyboard! They don't exactly play a single genre. Each member has their favorite music they listen to so they make cover albums of some of that music, as well as making covers of traditional Czechoslovak music. Beyond that, their original style tends to veer to toward more new age music. Similar to that of a mix between jazz, house and Rush (not the shitty SHL member, the kick ass band).

To be honest some music lovers may not enjoy their original songs very much, but in Prague and Bratislava they're a hit!

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#38

Cool PT. Back in the day Nikolaus Scholz was quite the musician, known for slaying the guitar and the babes that quickly followed. For a brief moment he was even part of a band, but that is distant memory. As of late he's been reminiscing about the old times and thought it'd be fun to pick up the 6 string again. After a poll of the locker room he quickly found out several of his current teammates are also musically inclined and they've started having regular jam sessions once or twice a week. Slapping bass there's Tor "Multitude" Tuck. Banging the drums, it's his little bro Tommy "Tub Pounder" Tuck because the only person crazier than a drummer is a goalie. Sharing lead vocals are the beautiful vocal stylings of Oisin "Franco" Fletcher and Teodors "Sausages" Cukurs. And shreddddding lead guitar is your boy Nik "Nasty" Scholz. For the most part they just play covers of their favorite rock songs, but an original is in the works should they ever get their act together.

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(This post was last modified: 11-28-2018, 05:01 PM by iOBESE.)

11-28-2018, 01:35 PMkarlssens Wrote: Cool PT. Back in the day Nikolaus Scholz was quite the musician, known for slaying the guitar and the babes that quickly followed. For a brief moment he was even part of a band, but that is distant memory. As of late he's been reminiscing about the old times and thought it'd be fun to pick up the 6 string again. After a poll of the locker room he quickly found out several of his current teammates are also musically inclined and they've started having regular jam sessions once or twice a week. Slapping bass there's Tor "Multitude" Tuck. Banging the drums, it's his little bro Tommy "Tub Pounder" Tuck because the only person crazier than a drummer is a goalie. Sharing lead vocals are the beautiful vocal stylings of Oisin "Franco" Fletcher and Teodors "Sausages" Cukurs. And shreddddding lead guitar is your boy Nik "Nasty" Scholz. For the most part they just play covers of their favorite rock songs, but an original is in the works should they ever get their act together.


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It's not known by a lot of people but it turns out that Keegan Angello and his best friend on the Colorado Raptors, Zivan Zidek (idk if that's how you spell his name) have performed together for a long time as a hip hop duo before they joined the SMJHL. Every body knows the two of them are best friends but a lot of that comes from the time they've spent together making music. The style of music they make ranges, a lot of it is emo rap but they've made some hype tunes as well. Zidek is the guy behind the desk who makes all the beats, although he performs vocals as well, where his talent really gets to show itself off. The two young guys have had lot of success so far and if they don't make it playing hockey then you'll probably find them in the studio together. Nothing can come between these two guys and the music that they make together

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We are pleased to announce the formation of the band Yellow Brick Road. This is a throwback to the boy bands of the past (Backstreet Boys, NKOTB, NSYNC, ect.) This 5 member group is comprised of St. Louis Scarecrow members: Steven Moyer, Nicholas Williams, Adam Taylor, Bernard Freeman, and Aleister Cain. Their first album is set to be released next month and pays homage to the classic film The Wizard Of Oz. Some songs include: Flyin Thru A Tornado, Toto(ly in love), Wicked Ways, Hay Hay Hay, Give Me Your Heart, Scaredy Cat, and a special rendition of Somewhere Over The Rainbow by Bernard Freeman. Plans are in place for the group to tour after the current SMJHL season is finished. We are also pleased to announce that Yellow Brick Road will not only be performing the national anthem, but also be preforming during the 2nd intermission of the next Scarecrows home game.
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The Pride Lands have sent us a new band.

On Drums we have Sean Stevenson Jr.
On Guitar we have Jack Tanner
On Bass we have Ray Bork
and last but not least we have LeShaun King on vocals.

This bands gimmick is all in the name. 3 D's and a pretty boy. Most people I'll be honest think we are actually a travelling porn show but we aren't we are a live music band that just so happens to wear nothing but banana hammocks and covering songs of the 70's 80's 90's and today!!! oh wait I feel like that was a radio station tag line for a long time but oh well we stole it and now it belongs to 3 D's and a Pretty boy. We are dropping our first album complete with banana hammock if you purchase the ultimate edition which comes with the exclusive song "Welcome to Hammock land"

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While it's not my type of music, the important thing in the music industry is sales. Sales drives profits. The biggest sales come from touring. Tours only sell out of it's something that resonates with the kids today. Now, I'm old and out of the loop. But I know 3 young guns that are in the loop, and would make me so much fucking money I'd be making it rain 10 dollar bills. Naturally, I'm talking about Logan Jensen (@Loganjj21), mother fucking Bun B (@Allen), and that crazy guy who's name I can't spell for shit (@Justice)! Logan and Bun B with the lyrics, Justice with the beats. These kids have energy for days, and will be one hell of a touring act. Two of the three just have to be mindful of their parole and be on their best behavior on the road!

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