The newest rock band to hit the scene, The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program, has been formed with a group of talents players, all of whom have almost no musical talent, but i digress.

First up as lead singer we have Ola Wagstrom ( @StamkosFan ), his singing skills aren't the best but we have a cool name so who cares.
Secondly is Andrew Martin ( @Good_Ole_Kimmy ) On lead guitar. He's not the greatest guitar player, but his axe looks cool, so we'll go with it!
Next up is myself, Barret McCarthy, on bass guitar. Since no one usually cares about the bass guitar anyway, I can hide my lack of skills here.
Finally I'll bring in Luke Thomason ( @"luketd" ) As our drummer, since he might have a few skills bring coordinated and all.

We'll be touring with Breaking Benjamin and Five Finger Death Punch next spring so come check us out!

S77 - LiMu Emu - LD - 251 TPE - Carolina



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S71 - Bob Wehadababyitsaboy - LD - Retired
Selected First overall in the S70 SMJHL draft



S60 - Stan Din'desque - Center - Retired
First overall pick in S59 SMJHL Draft (Anaheim Outlaws)
First overall pick in S60 SHL Draft (Montreal Patriotes)
Traded to Quebec City from Anaheim after S60
Named Co-GM of the Montreal Patriots S61
Named GM of the Montreal Patriots S62-S63
Traded to the Winnipeg Aurora S64



S44 - Barret McCarthy - Defenseman - Retired
S43 Four Star Cup Champion (Vancouver Whalers)
S44 Quilha Agante Award winner for best SMJHL Defenseman
S46 Ryan Jesster Award winner for Rookie of the Year
S46 Rookie All-Star
S49 Scott Stevens Award nominee
S49 Aidan Richan Award nominee
S49 2nd Team All-Star
S50 Damian Littleton Award winner for Most Dedicated Member
S52 Challenge Cup Champion
S52 3rd Team All-Star
S53 Bojo Biscuit Award Winner
S55 3rd Team All-Star



S36 Cloud McCarthy - Halifax Raiders - Retired

We are the Backstreet Men.

We only perform early 2000's inspired punk-pop covers of back street boys songs.

@Flowseidon is on the bass, and is the pretty boy of the group (Think the face of Nick from BSB with the body of Nick from 98 degrees, but can really slap it).
@"Marc Bradford" is the lead guitarist, and also the guy who covers any necessary rap solos. (Mike Shinoda or the guy rapping in bring me to life)
@prettyburn is our lead singer and is also the token punk-pop girl eye candy (think Hayley Williams or Amy Lee).
@Obsidian311 is on the drums, he's the bad boy of the group (AJ from BSB but
@Snussu is our token asian dude who works the turn tables (aka Joe from linkin park)
@mcgriddleluver is the thin hippy dude, who is usually shirtless, has super artsy tattoos, white boy dreads, brings the persian carpet and insents and rocks the tamborine, he gets the most groupie love, pretty much who ever this guy is...



I'm the bands groupie.

Blue, the pianist, guitarist, violinist, and drummer; but would ultimately just be the main piano guy in the band; would choose Xena and Badwolf from the Anchorage Armada, and ML002 from Toronto, to be in his band. They would play absolutely anything and everything. ML whorls play the drums, Badwolf would be the guitarist, Blue played the piano, and Xena was the lead singer. Blue chose these players because he knows he has chemistry with them as they were former teammates or general manager, and he knew that they would make a great band together. They all met one day and argued and argued until they finally settled on a name, the: We Don’t Know. Why? Because they actually don’t know but they played that it has a “deeper meaning.” After around 14 months they finally finished their first EP, which included their hit single, “Hockey Boy’s Hearts” which was a song that comedically talked about the stereotypes of hockey players’ personalities.

Welcome to the hall, Ben!

Awards Won
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Ben Blue (S41- S55) awards;
Tom Corcoran Winner: S41, S43
McBride Winner: S46, S48 (unanimous vote), S50
[pblSarmad Khan Runner-up: S46, S48, S50][/pbl]
[pblIIHF: Gold in S49, Silver in S50][/pbl]

Surkhi-Ze’ev (S65 - ) awards:
Elias Armia Nominee: S65, S67
Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner: S70
Jeff Darr Nominee: S73
Adian Richan Nominee: S73
Ron Mexico Nominee: S73

Hello. We are the new band that goes by name of "The Barnicles"

We consist of 4 humans.
@King is our lead singer and the one who gets all the women.
@StamkosFan is our guitarist and the one who does coke and is a god among us
@mcgriddleluver is on the drums. Always shirtless and drunk
And I am the Bassist. Cause bassists are dumb and no one likes them (dabs on haters)

Our music style is Rockish Popish Punkish Rap. We try to revolutionize the music industry and our first single "All I do is Loose" is a tribute to the SHL team San Francisco Pride's
The title didn't get much popularity, but after we released our 2nd Single "All I do is win" towards the possible cup runner Detroit Falcons, we started to get recognition and fans.
With our 3rd single is going to be called "The Memers" and will be a different style song

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Formed in Detroit Michigan heavy metal band "Wheat Yeeters" bring a unique sound to the metal scene. Vocalist @Mayuu hails from Sweden and has always sang/screamed his way through life for as long as he can remember, boasting his unique hippo growl in the bands breakdowns he delivers a personal touch to every song. Guitarist @Snussu hails from Finland and adds mind blowing sounds to each track. Snu originally wanted to be the bands vocalist but after hearing just one note, his fellow bandmates quickly told him to shut the hell up and to stick with guitar. However Snu's ability on the guitar is unmatched as he shreds his way through every track they play. @BaseScoutX1 from Czechoslovakia gives the band an interesting sound thanks to his trumpet playing. Wheat Yeeters wanted to have a random instrument in their ensemble and the trumpet was a perfect fit. The bands first single "SKREE" is an ode to how the band formed; playing together for the Detroit Falcons

The Kebab Band - They mostly just eat Kebabs on stage, but when the people demand music they deliver. Nour Harrak is on vocals with his beautiful voice and sick adlibs, Oliver König is on the keyboard, rocking a serious 80s vibe but keeping it fresh, Dwayne Wyder plays the drums droppin fat solos for 10 minutes at a time, and Vijanupatan Singh plays the tambourine and occasionally the cow bell. They don't really have any hits because they play different songs at every concert, and yet they have a following. Nour's beautiful young face brings in the crowds of girls and boys just wanting to be near such beauty. I wouldn't really be able to describe their music in any typical genre, they are somewhere between folk music, freestyle rap, and house music. The kinda stuff that goes from heart warming to rage fueling to chill and back to heart warming all in one song.

Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || PEAK TPE 2011
Age: 27
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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My band "... And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Multis" will be headlined by Austrian frontman Maximilian Wächter and his patented Falco impression which has electrified every locker room he has been in so far. Supporting him on the Lead Guitar is Dick Skillstedt who earned his place in the band not just through the fact that he is simply a good guy but also because of his rockstar-caliber name. Mike Izzy, another contender for one of the places in the spotlight has to take on a somewhat less glamorous role as he will be the bands Base Player - simply because he has already been in the spotlight more than enough in this league over the last few months, and not just because of his patented hotdog side-gig which is annother asset that will come in handy for this band. Rounding out our roster are two true workhorses who have done so much for the league. Alonzo Garbanzo is the prime example of consistency and reliability and as such makes for a perfect Drummer, whereas Beaujeaux Biscuit is in the band simply for his puns and general positive attitude, but we had to give him an instrument so... Keyboard it is, i guess? And lastly, playing the Organ is GOD McZehrl. Because his name is GOD. That's it.



Vocals: Maximilian Wächter
Guitar: Dick Skillstedt
Base: Mike Izzy
Drums: Alonzo Garbanzo
Keyboard: Beaujeaux Biscuit
Organ: GOD McZehrl

So as many of you know, Tommy Tuck is in band with other Edmonton players Nikolaus Scholz, Teodors Cukurs, Oisin Fletcher and Tor Tuck, which is the wonderful group called “Blazzards”. That means you have probably also heard of the duo of Tommy and Tor Tuck, Four Hours or Longer. Both are great projects. But the one project that is super underground right now, is the Tommy Tuck Solo Project “Goaliez”. It’s a wonderful album that he has been putting together for the past year now, and usually works on it on his off-time since he hasn’t been to the playoffs yet. This year, since being in the playoffs, he has to push the project back a bit. But keep your ears open and eyes out for it, as you will hear great songs like “Brickwall”, “Superlative”, “Quick Hands”, and “Roy-derful”. This album is going to be a delight, and just you wait to see it come out.

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This band will be a four piece band, consisting of Daniel Karlsson as lead singer, Liam O'Callaghan on drums, The Dude on Guitar and Harvey Danger on bass. They'll call each other Top Four, due to them all being former members of the previous band, "The Texas Renegades". Basically, they are a hard rock band and sound an awful lot like Nickleback, except Karlsson will start screaming and rapping on some tracks, much like what Linkin Park does. Sometimes future Renegades traitor Logan Jensen will guest on a song, and he'll rap along side Karlsson. That song is called "Dysfunction". Other times, there will be a song that is produced by Justice, which is kind of a mix between a popular rap song and a popular rock song, so we get a lot of popularity on youtube, which is exciting.

Some songs we have without Jensen and Justice include "Great penalty kill" and "Shot From The Point".

Like a post-grunge Mothra rising from the ashes of a Vietnamese village burned to the ground by pre-pop punk minotaurs, the music of Plastic Flamingo will literally make you the happiest person who has never lived. Discovered by Geezus Kryyst in the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall, 'They were just sitting around in lawn chairs, dressed like 14th century peasants, casually saying the most remarkable things,' recalls Kryyst. 'It was wild. It was obtuse. One fellow would say, "Oh, I like A Night at the Opera, but it skews a little green." Then another would say, "The problem with those early Neil Diamond albums is that he spent too much time shopping." I really had no idea what they were talking about, but it all somehow made sense. I was immediately intrigued”. SHL’ers Baron O’Beefdip, Dick Skillstedt, Sami Owens, and Finn Kruger are as brilliant on stage as they are on the ice. A mixture of Horrorcore, hickhop, dream pop, EDM, and Gregorian chant, Plastic Flamingos will assault your senses until you finally consent.

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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:  
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)  
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft

Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1  
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1  
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1  
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0  
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3  
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3  
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370

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Transactions:  
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft

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Jack Kennedy has been adopted by the Irish World Junior Hockey Championship team as the newest member of their Irish folk band that tours the many pubs of Ireland for three weeks during the off season. Jack Kennedy will provide background vocals, while also shredding his fiddle. Other members of the band will be playing the many traditional Irish insturments: ranging from the bassoon to the obo and harps of all different sizes. They cover all the traditional Gaelic folk classics, and supplement their set list with some originals: such as "Irish Ice" and "Gold medal, no Leprechaun" The band tours under the name of the Ice boys of Ireland, and influence for their sound can be found across many genres, including rock, punk, country, and Gaelic volcal story telling traditions. These men have a story to tell that transcends the sphere of hockey, so they are expressing their more artistic sides, and proving that they are truly Renaissance men. Let's just say that the drummer is equally talented with one stick in his hands as he is with two.

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Joe Kurczewski ll New Orleans Specters GM ll 1679 TPE

Drafted 12th overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S31 SHL Entry Draft
Drafted 22nd Overall to STL in the SMJHL S30 Entry Draft
Named Assistant Captain of the Scarecrows for S30
Named Captain of the Scarecrows for S31 and S32
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S31
Traded to Montreal at the S32 Trade Deadline
Named STL Scarecrows Co-GM
Won the S32 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S34
Won the S39 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Won the S40 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S40 Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP as voted by the awards committee)
Won the S40 Sarmad Khan Trophy (League MVP as voted by the players)
Won the IIHF Gold Medal with Team USA in S40.
Won the S42 Challenge Cup with the Calgary Dragons
Won the S42 Jeff Dar Trophy for Best Two-Way Forward
Won the S42 Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
Won the S44 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded in the S44/S45 offseason to the Edmonton Blizzard for an S46 1st Round Pick
Won the S45 Challenge Cup with the Edmonton Blizzard
Won the S45 Four Star Cup as GM of the St. Louis Scarerows
Was awarded one of the two expansion franchises for S46 (New Orleans Specters)
 SHL STATS

Regular Season
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S33: 50 GP - 6 G - 9 A - 15 PTS
S34: 50 GP - 14 G - 14 A - 28 PTS
S35: 50 GP - 14 G - 12 A - 26 PTS
S36: 50 GP - 23 G - 29 A - 52 PTS
S37: 50 GP - 28 G - 29 A - 57 PTS
S38: 50 GP - 25 G - 21 A - 46 PTS
S39: 50 GP - 17 G - 30 A - 47 PTS
S40: 50 GP - 29 G - 37 A - 66 PTS
S41: 50 GP - 25 G - 38 A - 63 PTS
S42: 50 GP - 18 G - 35 A - 53 PTS
S43: 50 GP - 17 G - 35 A - 52 PTS
S44: 50 GP - 21 G - 24 A - 45 PTS
S45: 50 GP - 22 G - 37 A - 59 PTS
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Career: 650 GP - 259 G - 350 A - 609 PTS

Playoffs:
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S32: 2 GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S33: 16 GP - 6 G - 3 A - 9 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to NEW 4-2)

S34: Did Not Qualify
S35: 13 GP - 7 G - 4 A - 11 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to POR 4-3)
S36: 11 GP - 5 G - 7 A - 12 PTS (Lost in 2nd Round to TEX 4-0)
S37: 7 GP - 5 G - 8 A - 13 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to SEA 4-3)
S38: 17 GP - 10 G - 11 A - 21 PTS (Lost in Cup Final to MAN 4-2)
S39: 4 GP - 1 G  - 1 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to LAP 4-0)
S40: 19 GP - 6 G - 18 A - 24 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S41: 6 GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S42: 16 GP - 10 G - 15 A - 25 PTS (Won Challenge Cup)
S43: 6 GP - 5 G - 3 A - 8 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to WPG 4-2)
S44: 5 GP - 0 G - 2 A - 2 PTS (Lost in 1st Round to EDM 4-1)
S45: 18 GP - 9 G - 10 A - 19 PTS(Won Challenge Cup)
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Totals: 138 GP - 68 G - 84 A - 152 PTS

SMJHL STATS
Regular Season:

S30: 50 GP - 13 G - 13 A - 26 PTS 
S31: 50 GP - 17 G - 21 A - 38 PTS
S32: STL: 42 GP - 14 G - 7 A - 21 PTS
S32: MTL: 8 GP - 2 G - 2 A - 4 PTS 
S32: TOT: 50 GP - 16 G - 9 A - 25 PTS
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Playoffs: 
 
S30: 7GP - 3 G - 3 A - 6 PTS
S31: 4GP - 0 G - 0 A - 0 PTS
S32: 4GP - 3 G - 1 A - 4 PTS


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Coming out of the heart of Texas, the Rawdog Renegades are making waves in the southern country scene.

With Logan "Logo" Jensen on the lead vocals, Vladislav "Okurrt" Konstantin on the drums, Bernard "Confederate Confetti" Freeman on the lead guitar, and last but not least Daniel "White Vans" Karlsson on the bass. the Rawdog Renegades are putting forth hours upon hours of studio time to prepare for their upcoming debut project titled "Life's Too Hard for a Cowboy" featuring tracks you know and love such as

"Ain't No Love for a Tramp" featuring the passionate crooning from Logo Jensen that the fans have grown to love, bellyaching for a relationship gone sour

As well as

"Hootenanny Grandpa" that contains some of the best guitar lickin' that ya'll have ever seen come out of Confederate Confetti's pick.

Dropping November 30th, stay tuned for what the Rawdog Renegades have in store for their fans.

Ty Justice || D || Former Lethbridge Lions Co-GM || S30 - S42
Name: Ty Justice
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 42
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Regular Season Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 13 | P: 16 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 70 | SB: 40
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/- = +4 | Hits: 95 | SB: 39

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 29 | SB: 20
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 15 | P: 19 | +/- = +7 | Hits: 58 | SB: 24
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | +/- = +20 | Hits: 97 | SB: 36
(S34) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | P: 14 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 118 | SB: 33
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 106 | SB: 48
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- = +6 | Hits: 85 | SB: 87
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/- = 21 | Hits: 89 | SB: 59
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14 | +/- = -10 | Hits: 95 | SB: 60
(S39) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 10 | P: 14 | +/- = +8 | Hits: 59 | SB: 59
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 81 | SB: 58
(S41) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/- = -14 | Hits: 114 | SB: 70
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/- = -4 | Hits: 139 | SB: 57

Career SHL Totals: GP: 600 | G: 40 | A: 151 | P: 191
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Playoff Statistics
(S29) - [KEL] GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/- = +5 | Hits: 18 | SB: 11
(S30) - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = +2 | Hits: 18 | SB: 5

(S31) - [WKP] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 6 | SB: 3
(S32) - [WKP] GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/- = +1 | Hits: 8 | SB: 4
(S33) - [WKP] GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = -5 | Hits: 8 | SB: 1
(S34) - [WKP] Did Not Qualify
(S35) - [WKP] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P:: 2 | +/- = 0 | Hits: 14 | SB: 5
(S36) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 15 | SB: 12
(S37) - [SEA] GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/- = -3 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15
(S38) - [SEA] GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/- = -6 | Hits: 11 | SB: 16
(S39) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S40) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- = -1 | Hits: 6 | SB: 8
(S41) - [TEX] Did Not Qualify
(S42) - [TEX] GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- = 2 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8

Career SHL Totals: GP: 60 | G: 2 | A: 12 | P: 14
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S29] Drafted 1st overall by the Kelowna Knights
[S29] Signed 1 year, 2 million dollar deal with the Kelowna Knights
[S30] Drafted 3rd overall by the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Signed 2 year, 7 million dollar deal with the West Kendall Platoon
[S30] Named alternate captain of the Kelowna Knights
[S31] Signed 3 year, 9 million dollar extension with the West Kendall Platoon
[S42] Retired with the Texas Renegades (TPE Peak 985)
[S45] Named Co-GM of the Lethbridge Lions

Vladislav Konstantin || RW || Texas Renegades || ∞ TPE || S43 - S53
Name: Vladislav Konstantin
Age: 21
Height: 6'1
Weight: 210
Number: 96
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Regular Season Statistics
[S42] - [DET/KEL] GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 13 | P: 21 | +/- = -4 | Shots: 88 | Shot %: %9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 47 | G: 30 | A: 29 | P:59 | +/- = +6 | Shots: 187 | Shot %: %16.04
[S44] - [KEL] GP: 45 | G: 27 | A: 29 | P:56 | +/- = 0 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %17.20
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P:46 | +/- = +5 | Shots: 142 | Shot %: %16.20

[S46] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P:18 | +/- = -8 | Shots: 85 | Shot %: %10.59
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P:28 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 122 | Shot %: %12.30
[S48] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P:26 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 114 | Shot %: %9.65
[S49] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P:19 | +/- = -12 | Shots: 159 | Shot %: %4.40
[S50] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 15 | P:32 | +/- = -20 | Shots: 157 | Shot %: %10.83
[S51] - [TEX] GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P:21 | +/- = -14 | Shots: 99 | Shot %: %11.11
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Playoff Statistics
[S42] - [KEL] GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09
[S43] - [KEL] GP: 6 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/- = -3 | Shots: 21 | Shot %:28.57
[S44] - [KEL] DNQ
[S45] - [KEL] GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 11 | Shot %:9.09

[S46] - [TEX] DNQ
[S47] - [TEX] GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P:6 | +/- = -1 | Shots: 36 | Shot %: %11.11
[S48] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
[S50] - [TEX] DNQ
[S49] - [TEX] DNQ
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Transactions and Accomplishments
[S42] - Drafted by the Detroit Falcons 52nd Overall
[S42] - Traded to Kelowna Knights
[S42] - Won SMJHL Championship with Kelowna Knights
[S43] - Drafted by the Texas Renegades 34th Overall
[S43] - Signed 3 year 3 million dollar deal with the Texas Renegades
[S43] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S43] - Elias Armia Trophy Winner [SMJHL Commissioner MVP Pick]
[S43] - Raymond Lindsay Trophy Winner [MVP Voted by the Fans]
[S43] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S44] - Jared Hanson Trophy Winner [Most Points in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Roberto Martucci Trophy Winner [Most Goals in an SMJHL Season]
[S44] - Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner [Reg. Season MVP]
[S45] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S48] - Signed 3 year 9 million dollar extension with the Texas Renegades
[S52] - RETIRED

Roman Roy || RW || Undrafted || 155 TPE || S73
Name: Roman Roy
Age: 30
Height: 6'1
Weight: 195
Number: 97
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Regular Season Statistics
[S72] - [NL] GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 26 | P:41 | +/- = +1 | Shots: 151 | Shot %: %9.9
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Playoff Statistics
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Transactions and Accomplishments



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