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(This post was last modified: 11-30-2018, 12:25 PM by DrunkenTeddy.)

Hello guys! I extremely desire to purchase the Opaque Suspender Bodystocking from {redacted} ! Has anybody at all used this department store before?
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It’s safe to say that everyone on this site has tried it atleast once. I talked to literally everyone one this site and I can safely assume that we would all give it a 3.5/5 stars to be honest. When we all first got it the first thing we noticed was that the material was on the cheaper side, a lot of plastic was used in the build so that wasn’t ideal. Actually @JSS his Body stocking broke within the first couple wearings so that was a bummer for us. What we also noticed was that if you wore it for extended use what can happen is that you would get stuck in it for a couple days before the police were able to pry you out of it. Actually @Wasty and others actually had to call the police because it was trying to come to life to create skynet. So I began wondering if all the product we bought was going to become the singularity but then some scientists came into all of our rooms and flicked a switch and then boom, everything was fixed. World hunger was gone, there was no more war, Manhattan won the lotto, and the SHL was saved. But the fucking material was made out of plastic so again I must say 3.5/5 stars.

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11-30-2018, 07:54 AMluketd Wrote: Manhattan won the lotto

I was with you until this part. God Luke, why do you have to exaggerate?

Everything Luke said was right. 3.5/5.

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Honestly I'm still waiting for my Translucent Suspender Bodystocking, it's been four weeks.

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Goddamit, you bitch Monika.

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Wtf monika is in the internet now? Uh oh

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Girls who hit: Danny Foster

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@Pingy Pingu

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11-30-2018, 07:54 AMluketd Wrote: It’s safe to say that everyone on this site has tried it atleast once. I talked to literally everyone one this site and I can safely assume that we would all give it a 3.5/5 stars to be honest. When we all first got it the first thing we noticed was that the material was on the cheaper side, a lot of plastic was used in the build so that wasn’t ideal. Actually @JSS his Body stocking broke within the first couple wearings so that was a bummer for us. What we also noticed was that if you wore it for extended use what can happen is that you would get stuck in it for a couple days before the police were able to pry you out of it. Actually @Wasty and others actually had to call the police because it was trying to come to life to create skynet. So I began wondering if all the product we bought was going to become the singularity but then some scientists came into all of our rooms and flicked a switch and then boom, everything was fixed. World hunger was gone, there was no more war, Manhattan won the lotto, and the SHL was saved. But the fucking material was made out of plastic so again I must say 3.5/5 stars.

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This is not Ugandan Electro Ass Porn... Get outta here.

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Deja vu

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11-30-2018, 09:24 AM.bojo Wrote: Wtf monika is in the internet now? Uh oh

Monika has always been on the internet

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