The holiday season is here and that means I get to drink and talk shit about other teams for no reason.
Topics include:
Montreal with #1 pick, does it mean I'm coming home?
Trades galore
Seattle I don't agree with what you are doing
My future player
Jim Harbaugh stinx
Is wrestling even good?
SHL drama
Thanks @
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Garbanzo Beancast Episode 15 All Past Beancasts
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
Tomen
Regarding the ICH, Clint Eastwood deal. Both players don't update anymore. So they will just regress down. Savage is inactive also now.
Lagerfield went to Seattle because JSS was named the new GM which is his player.
(writing this only 17minutes in.)
Thank you all for the amazing sigs & player cards
S31 Eduard Selich || F || Buffalo Stampede || Peak: 1252 Name: Eduard Selich Hometown: Fulda, Germany Height: 5'11" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 19 Age: 29 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Career Statistics: SMJHL: S30 PGF | GP 50 | G 15 | A 12 | P 27 | -3 | PIM 8 | HIT 38 | SB 5 | S31 PGF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 20 | P 41 | -6 | PIM 18 | HIT 42 | SB 20 | SHL: S32 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 19 | P 36 | +11 | PIM 6 | HIT 54 | SB 13 | S33 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 25 | P 46 | +14 | PIM 12 | HIT 44 | SB 21 | S34 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 35 | P 63 | +23 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 22 | S35 BUF | GP 50 | G 17 | A 17 | P 34 | -6 | PIM 12 | HIT 13 | SB 17 | S36 BUF | GP 50 | G 23 | A 24 | P 47 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 37 | SB 15 | S37 BUF | GP 50 | G 21 | A 27 | P 48 | +9 | PIM 25 | HIT 74 | SB 15 | S38 BUF | GP 50 | G 28 | A 27 | P 55 | +4 | PIM 44 | HIT 42 | SB 12 | S39 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 21 | P 39 | +1 | PIM 10 | HIT 48 | SB 23 | S40 BUF | GP 50 | G 7 | A 15 | P 22 | -26 | PIM 9 | HIT 48 | SB 11 | S41 BUF | GP 50 | G 18 | A 17 | P 35 | +10 | PIM 2 | HIT 5 | SB 11 | S42 BUF | GP 50 | G 20 | A 21 | P 41 | +10 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 10 | S43 SEA | GP 50 | G 19 | A 19 | P 38 | +8 | PIM 12 | HIT 47 | SB 7 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Career Statistic: SMJHL: S30 PGF | GP 17 | G 8 | A 13 | P 21 | +7 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 3 | S31 PGF | GP 4 | G 0 | A 1 | P 1 | -5 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 2 | SHL: S32 BUF | Did not qualify S33 BUF | GP 5 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | +1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S34 BUF | Did not qualify S35 BUF | GP 4 | G 2 | A 2 | P 4 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 5 | SB 1 | S36 BUF | GP 7 | G 6 | A 2 | P 8 | +6 | PIM 2 | HIT 10 | SB 1 | S37 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 0 | P 2 | -3 | PIM 0 | HIT 12 | SB 0 | S38 BUF | Did not qualify S39 BUF | Did not qualify S40 BUF | Did not qualify S41 BUF | GP 7 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | -4 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 2 | S41 BUF | GP 5 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -7 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S43 SEA | GP 6 | G 3 | A 0 | P 3 | -3 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic: S30 GER | GP 10 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -4 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 0 | S31 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +2 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 1 | S32 GER | GP 10 | G 5 | A 4 | P 9 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 2 | SB 3 | S33 GER | GP 10 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 2 | HIT 4 | SB 2 | S41 GER | GP 10 | G 4 | A 1 | P 5 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 1 | S42 GER | GP 10 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 9 | SB 1 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic: S30 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S31 GER | GP 3 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -2 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S32 GER | GP 3 | G 1 | A 2 | P 3 | +4 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | S33 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S41 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | -1 | PIM 0 | HIT 0 | SB 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S30 | Drafted #20 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Prince George Firebirds S30 | Signed a 1yr/1.5M deal with Prince George Firebirds S31 | Drafted #2 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede S31 | Signed a 2yr/2M deal with Buffalo Stampede S32 | Signed an 23yr/23M extension with Buffalo Stampede S34 | Contract Adjustment: 3yr/9M deal with Buffalo Stampede S41 | Signed an 1yr/3M extension with Buffalo Stampede ------------------------------------------------------------ Noteable events: S30 | Voted Alternate Captain of Prince George Firebirds S30 | Organized WJC S30 | Got the call to play for Team Germany S30 | Won Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated) S30 | Won Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) S30 | Won Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (Playoff Points Leader) S30 | Voted S30 PGF Team MVP S31 | Voted Captain of Prince George Firebirds S31 | Named Germany Federation Head and won the Silver Medal S31 | Nominated for Brandon Holmes Trophy (Top Defensive Forward) S31 | Nominated for Zach Miller Trophy ( Most Dedicated) S32 | Voted Alternate Captain of Buffalo Stampede S32 | Nominated for the Ryan Jesster Trophy ( ROTY) S32 | Named to the SHL All-Rookie Team S32 | won the Gold Medal with team Germany S33 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM S33 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee S33 | Won Lance Uppercut Award S34 | Named 1st Team All-Star in the SHL S34 | Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee S34 | Aidan Richan Trophy Nominee S42 | Named Buffalo Stampede Co-GM Otto Selich||GM||GER S31-S34(26-9-2)||BUF(S33-S34,S42-)||1 Gold & 2x Silver ----------------------------------------------------------- Round Robin Career Statistics: S31 GER | 6-4-0 | 18 points | #1 seed Group A S32 GER | 8-1-1 | 22 points | #1 seed Group A S33 GER | 7-3-0 | 21 points | #1 seed Group A ------------------------------------------------------------ Medal Round Career Statistics: S31 GER | 2-1-0 | Silver medal | lost to USA in the Gold medal game S32 GER | 3-0-0 | won Gold Medal S33 GER | 0-0-1 | lost in Quarterfinals to Finland
S45 Alexander Selich || D || || Colorado Raptors || Peak: 2134 Name: Alexander Selich Hometown: Fulda, Germany Height: 6'10" Weight: 280 lbs Number: 19 Age: 18 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Career Statistics: SMJHL: S43 KEL | GP 9 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | 1 | PIM 0 | HIT 4 | SB 0 | S44 COL | GP 50 | G 12 | A 14 | P 26 | 8 | PIM 4 | HIT 23 | SB 11 | S45 COL | GP 50 | G 17 | A 16 | P 33 | 2 | PIM 12 | HIT 35 | SB 7 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Career Statistic: SMJHL: S43 KEL | GP 6 | G 1 | A 0 | P 1 | 0 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 | S44 COL | GP 16 | G 7 | A 5 | P 12 | +3 | PIM 2 | HIT 3 | SB 6 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Round Robin Career Statistic: S43 GER | GP 14 | G 0 | A 3 | P 3 | 2 | PIM 4 | HIT 7 | SB 0 | S44 GER | GP 14 | G 1 | A 1 | P 2 | -10 | PIM 8 | HIT 7 | SB 4 | ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Career Statistic: S43 GER | GP 1 | G 0 | A 0 | P 0 | +0 | PIM 0 | HIT 1 | SB 0 | S44 GER | GP 2 | G 2 | A 1 | P 3 | +1 | PIM 2 | HIT 2 | SB 0 | Transactions: S44 | Drafted #1 in the SMJHL Entry Draft by the Colorado Raptors S44 | Signed a 1yr/3M deal with Colorado Raptors S45 | Drafted #22 in the SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede S45 | Signed a 3yr/1M deal with Buffalo Stampede Noteable events:
3. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 5 (Maximilian Wachter, Alexis Metzler) at 16:25
5. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 6 (Steven Stamkos Jr., Brynjar Tusk) at 19:48
8. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 7 (Brynjar Tusk, Alexis Metzler) at 13:55
9. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 8 (Anton Fedorov, Mikelis Grundmanis) at 15:12
10. Buffalo Stampede , Eduard Selich 9 (Dickie Pecker) at 19:43 (Empty Net)
You got one thing right for sure. Urban Meyer is a horrible person.
Wolverines rule, Spartans drool. Buckeyes have explosive diarrhea.
12-12-2018, 11:31 PM Tomen Wrote:
Yup, I figured my analysis would be really shallow. And it was.
Never take trade advice from ArGarBarGar.
Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208),
All-Time Assists Leader (765)*,
All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587),
All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile |
Update Thread Alonzo Garbanzo (Retired) | D | Minnesota Chiefs Age: 41 Height: 6'1" Weight: 185 lbs Number: 2 Player Type: TWD ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 21 | P: 29 | +/-: +13 | SB: 62 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S20) MTL | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | SB: 9 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S21-S43) MIN | GP: 1158 | G: 200 | A: 750 | P: 950 | +/-: Even | HIT: 2538 | SB: 1807 ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (S21-S41) MIN | GP: 139 | G: 20 | A: 89 | P: 109 | +/-: -19 | HIT: 291 | SB: 234 ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (S21-S38) SWE | GP: 211 | G: 36 | A: 125 | P: 161 | +/-: +16 | HIT: 553 | SB: 325 ------------------------------- International Awards IIHF Gold Medal (S28, S29) IIHF Silver Medal (S21, S27, S35) IIHF Bronze Medal (S22, S23) ------------------------------- Transactions S20 | Drafted 3rd Overall to the Montreal Impact S21 | Drafted 2nd Overall to the Minnesota Chiefs ------------------------------- Notable Events S21 | Named Alternate Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S23 | Named Captain of the Minnesota Chiefs S24 | 4th in Assists S24 | 4th in Defensemen Points S26 | 1st in Assists S26 | 1st in Defensemen Points S26 | 2nd in Penalty Minutes S27 | 1st in Defensemen Points S27 | T-1st in Defensemen Goals S27 | 1st in Blocked Shots S27 | 2nd in Game-Tying Goals S29 | 4th in Assists S29 | 5th in Defensemen Points S30 | 4th in Assists S30 | 4th in Defensemen Points S30 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S30 | 3rd in Blocked Shots S31 | 2nd in Assists S31 | 2nd in Defensemen Points S31 | 4th in Blocked Shots S32 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Blocked Shots S33 | 1st in Defenseman Points S33 | 3rd in Defenseman Goals S34 | 4th in Assists S34 | 2nd in Blocked Shots S34 | 4th in Defenseman Points S35 | 2nd in Defenseman Points S36 | 4th in Assists S36 | 5th in Blocked Shots S36 | T-1st in Defenseman Points S36 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S37 | T-3rd in Assists S37 | T-3rd in Defensemen Goals S37 | 3rd in Defensemen Points S40 | 1st in Defenseman Points S40 | T-4th in Defensemen Goals S40 | 1st in Plus/Minus S41 | T-2nd in Power Play Goals ------------------------------- SHL All-Star Selections 9x SHL 1st Team (S26, S27, S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S37, S40) 2x SHL 2nd Team (S24, S34) 2x SHL 3rd Team (S29, S32) ------------------------------- SHL Awards 5x Scott Stevens Trophy (S27, S31, S33, S37, S40) 1x Ron Mexico Trophy (S27) Aidan Richan Trophy (S24) 1x Challenge Cup (S39) 5x Scott Stevens Nominee (S24, S26, S30, S35, S36) 1x Ron Mexico Nominee (S31) 3x Damian Littleton Nominee (S26, S31, S40) 1x Challenge Cup Finalist (S40) Borromini Cannellini | C | Los Angeles Panthers Age: 16 Height: 6'-4" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 17 Player Type: SNP ------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 150 | G: 51 | A: 69 | P: 120 | +/-: +37 | HIT: 153 ------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics (S45-S47) VAN | GP: 27 | G: 11 | A: 10 | P: 21 | +/-: +5 | HIT: 24 ------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics (S48-) ------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics (--) ------------------------------- IIHF Statistics (--) ------------------------------- International Awards ------------------------------- Transactions S45 | Drafted 7th Overall to the Vancouver Whalers S46 | Drafted 10th Overall to the Los Angeles Panthers
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