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12-18-2018, 09:04 PM
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Kristoffer Matsson grew up in The Middle of Nowhere, Sweden. After his father got a new job as the assistant to the bank assistant in Norways only 24/7 bank, his family moved to Stockholm. He started playing hockey at age 10, as means to escape the harsh city life. He quickly became recognized as a talent beyond what is conceivable. That is, before the tragic accident happened.
Now, much time has passed since that fatal day. After hearing about a league over in North America, he decided to cross the pond and settle down in Minneapolis, MN until after his rookie season in the SMJHL is over. We meet Kris at his new hometown.
So, tell me. After your tragic Polar Bear accident that broke both of your legs, how are you feeling?
It's been a very long 4 weeks. But it's whatever, I'm feeling ready.
You managed to score a whopping 2 goals and 3 assists over 132 games in the Swedish Little Junior Senior league for players aged 13-15 and 23-24. And you did that as an 18 year old! Did you expect yourself to have such a great season?
Ye s.
Truly spectacular. Some people have already speculated in you becoming the First Overall Pick down the line when the entry draft is over. Do these expectations trouble you at all?
No, not really. I mean, sure, but. You know. Nah.
And as my final question. Do you know where I can find a Toilet?
No, sorry. I wish I could tell you, as I've been looking for days.
After the interview we tried contacting some of the GMs in the SHL. Of course, everyone praised him and threw superlatives around when describing him. "Great name", "Good fashion sense" and "He's alright" were some of the truly inspiring things said about him.
In a couple of days the SMJHL draft will commence where we will find out just how highly the teams think of Matsson and his impeccable skill. A huge surge of players have been arriving over the last couple of days, and it is shaping up to become a very talent filled selection for the GMs. But will one regular Swedish player with good fashion sense rise above them all?
Let's find out.
Theodor Larsson
Team: Maine Drafted: 21st OA By: Maine Timber Games played: 228 Goals: 49 Assists: 79 Points: 138 ---------------------------------------- Playoffs Games played: 41 Goals: 5 Assists: 17 Points: 22 Team: San Francisco Pride Drafted: 8th OA By: New England Wolfpack Games played: 195 Goals: 15 Assists: 49 Points: 64 ---------------------------------------- Playoffs Games played: 11 Goals: 1 Assists: 4 Points: 5 S53 WJC Silver S54 Team Sweden WJC GM S55 Assistant Captain of Maine Timber S56-S57 Captain of Maine Timber S57-S59 New England Co-GM S57 WJC Silver S59 Traded to San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------
12-19-2018, 04:09 AM
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Poler bear injuries are the worst.
[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE Born: S39 Height: 6'2" Weight: 188 lbs Number: 86 Position: Hybrid Defender Birth Place: Vienna, Austria Residence: Toronto, Canada ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics: S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00 S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02 S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Post Season Statistics: S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00 S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00 S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01 -------------------------------------------------- Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary -------------------------------------------------- Timeline: S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history. S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 Alias: the Augment Born: 9/4/1995 Height: 6'0" Weight: 228 lbs Number: 19 Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario -------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149 S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144 S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152 S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199 S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18| -05| SHT: 166 S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185 S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177 S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196 S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193 S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252 S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14| -03| SHT: 216 S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206 S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214 S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213 S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208 S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193 S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178 S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124 S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics: S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02 S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28 S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06 S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12 S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16 S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19 S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00 S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|: -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04 S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27 S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10 S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04 S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107| S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145| S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130| ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17| S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| : +2| PIM: 12| H: 31| ------------------------------------------------------------ International Hockey Statistics (IIHF): S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16 S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| : -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25 S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32 S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38 S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47 S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44 S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51 S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42 S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36 S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61 S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61 S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56 S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51 ------------------------------------------------------------ Drafts: S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton ------------------------------------------------------------ Contracts: S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards: S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29) S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP ------------------------------------------------------------ Timeline: S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User) S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216) S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User) S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208) S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47 S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’ S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48 S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’ S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player) S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship) S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions! S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’ S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward) S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP) S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585) S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL ------------------------------------------------------------ Trades: S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons ------------------------------------------------------------ TPE at the start of each season: S37 - 751 TPE S38 - 937 TPE S39 - 1,114 TPE S40 - 1,298 TPE S41 - 1,465 TPE S42 - 1,646 TPE S42 - 1,858 TPE S43 - 2,041 TPE S44 - 2,109 TPE S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final) Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114 Seasons: 4 Playoffs: 4 Series Wins: 3 Challenge Cups: 0 ------------------------------------------——------ Regular Season Record: S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44 - Division Winner - 1st Round Bye - Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62 - Division Winner - Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton - Western Conference Championship Series ------------------------------------------——------ S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Wins against: Los Angeles - Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals ------------------------------------------——------ S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03 - 2nd Place, Pacific Division - Lost to Seatlle in round 1 |
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Love comedic articles, polar bear injuries seems to heal fast at least?
Also what's up with the Junior Senior league? Who else has played there in the past?
Mephistopheles Morgonstjärna | Right Defense | Detroit Falcons Birthplace: Leipzig, Germany Height: 6'3" Weight: 235 lbs Number: 66 Hippo Passamus | Center/Wing | Buffalo Stampede Birthplace: Borås, Sweden Height: 5'6" Weight: 290 lbs Number: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SHL Regular Season: BUF | S46 | 50 GP | 13 G | 12 A | 25 P | +21 | 0 PIM | 9 H BUF | S47 | 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | +0 | 5 PIM | 2 H BUF | S48 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +11 | 5 PIM | 7 H BUF | S49 | 50 GP | 22 G | 22 A | 44 P | +4 | 34 PIM | 192 H BUF | S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 24 A | 41 P | +11 | 58 PIM | 203 H BUF | S51 | 50 GP | 18 G | 27 A | 45 P | +16 | 42 PIM | 157 H BUF | S52 | 50 GP | 15 G | 25 A | 40 P | +0 | 61 PIM | 187 H BUF | S53 | 50 GP | 23 G | 33 A | 56 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 117 H BUF | S54 | 50 GP | 25 G | 29 A | 54 P | +42 | 6 PIM | 129 H BUF | S55 | 50 GP | 25 G | 31 A | 56 P | +48 | 2 PIM | 141 H BUF | S56 | 50 GP | 22 G | 36 A | 58 P | +25 | 14 PIM | 121 H BUF | S57 | 66 GP | 24 G | 36 A | 60 P | +26 | 4 PIM | 157 H BUF | S58 | 66 GP | 21 G | 32 A | 53 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 127 H BUF | S59 | 66 GP | 16 G | 32 A | 48 P | +18 | 14 PIM | 81 H BUF | TOT | 748 GP | 262 G | 374 A | 636 P | +288 | 276 PIM | 1630 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoffs: BUF | S46 | 17 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 14 H BUF | S47 | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 10 H BUF | S48 | 22 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +11 | 0 PIM | 0 H BUF | S49 | 5 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +0 | 4 PIM | 15 H BUF | S50 | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | +3 | 2 PIM | 20 H BUF | S51 | 8 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 4 PIM | 27 H BUF | S52 | 15 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P| +1 | 23 PIM | 50 H BUF | S53 | 4 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 12 H BUF | S54 | 13 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | +5 | 4 PIM | 34 H BUF | S55 | 17 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +10 | 0 PIM | 44 H BUF | S56 | 23 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | +12 | 4 PIM | 66 H BUF | S57 | 17 GP | 8 G | 3 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 17 H BUF | S58 | 21 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +6 | 4 PIM | 44 H BUF | S59 | 19 GP | 7 G | 10 A | 17 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 40 H BUF | TOT | 200 GP | 68 G | 86 A | 154 P | +51 | 59 PIM | 403 H ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season: DET | S42-45 | 200 GP | 54 G | 77 A | 131 P | +38 | 92 PIM | 228 H SMJHL Playoffs: DET | S42-45 | 43 GP | 17 G | 25 A | 42 P | +8 | 14 PIM | 44 H Career Achivements: S44 Ideen Fallah Trophy Nomination S44 Brandon Holmes Trophy S45 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy S45 Brodie Witzel Trophy S45 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Nomination S46 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Challenge Cup Champion S48 Anton Razov Trophy Nomination S51 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination S55 Jeff Darr Trophy Nomination
12-19-2018, 05:25 PM
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Polar bear injuries lol
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Zema
So, tell me. After your tragic Polar Bear accident that broke both of your legs, how are you feeling?
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