Title: B . U . F . F . A . L . O (Beware! Unrelenting Failure Follows A Losing Organization)
Description: A harrowing tale of misfortune and pain that aims at showing the depravity of being on Buffalo and enduring the youth of the future stay away.

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Title: Why even try?

Description: We follow the career of a mouse who dreams of plays hockey for the MHL. The mouse has to overcome tons of obstacles in order to finally get his chance to play in the big league. Tragedy strikes and the mouse has to learn about life after hockey.

Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!

S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack






S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes




Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
 S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks

Title: Karey's Playhouse of Terror
Description: Deep in the darkest corners of Buffalo, NY, a young human named karey looks after a group of misfits. Among this group is an angry egg, a confused penguin, a socially inappropriate walrus, and... the rumors say... even an Irishman. Together they navigate life's challenges like putting your pants on correctly, how to speak to others and make friends, and even how to play hockey. While he's not always successful, @karey tries their hardest to keep the menagerie of creatures from harming themselves... or others.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

Title: Is Welfare Fair? Well, Fear Not, For We'll Fill You In.
Description: Yes. Yes, it is very fair. It allows me to be a whole 2x lazier (FOR SHL PTs I AM NOT ACTUALLY ON WELFARE, YET). So, there ya go children. Aspire to welfare.

Rob Wright

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Title: Life is Hard
Description: The Story is about an SHL team where every player works hard every game, but they always come short of making the playoffs at the end of the season.

Nor Ge

Salzberger Lillehammersson

Anders Christiansen

Title: Zombies have feelings to
Description: Charles is a zombie living in the real world surrounded by nonzombies. All he wants to do is play hockey but he gets constantly bullied because he a “nonhuman”. However, a few nice people like this guy named Lee and Kit look past his apeareance and they become best friends and play hockey together all day. They all work together and eventually they make it into the SHL and get drafted to the same team

Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!


Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47

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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5

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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist




Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft


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Title: If I can do it, you can too
Description: Mika Mayfield learns to spell common words like; potato, onomatopoeia, and many more! Join her on this journey of being a competent adult.

Gecko Gets a Time Out

A young Gecko persues his dreams, moving to the Big City to join a professional hockey team. He soon finds out how unfair life can be as everything he does, or doesn’t do for that matter, lands him a trip to the corner of the locker room where his banter and pleas are left unheard.

could be a long running series since Gecko has been put in time out more times than i can count.

RETIRED: David Kastrba, Winger (S41-S60)
RETIRED: Eddie Kastrba, Defense (S60-S70)

Simon Says!

A young aspiring wee lad from France sets out on a journey of adventure and math. He meets incredible creatures. One describes important information as vaguely as possible. Another creates keys and charges a pretty penny for them. They join together to fight the RNGoblin King.

ULTIMATE SHL FUN TRIVIA!

Want to know why it's called the Challenge Cup? How about who was the last GM to trade his own multi? Wow your friends with knowledge on the bus ride to school!

First SHL goal on first SHL shot in first SHL game.

                  Mack Daddy - Calgary Dragons - Forward
Signed DFA contract with Colorado Raptors to finish S53
Drafted by the Colorado Raptors in S54 Draft - Round 3, 24
Drafted by the Calgary Dragons in S55 Draft - Round 2, 30
S55 WJC Gold Medal Championship
S56 SMJHL All-Star Game Winner
Called up to the Calgary Dragons to start S57
Scored 1st SHL Goal On First SHL Shot in First SHL Game

Title: One Ball, Two Ball, Red Ball, Blue Blue by Chris McZehrl

Description: A simple rhyming book for children. The plot is about a boy and a girl that go on a fun adventure with lots of balls. May or may not be a rip off of a classic Dr. Seuss book.

Sig Credits: Gorlab and Kylrad

the firing of geck

the tale of a yung geck who gets fired on a daily basis. Will he ever be good at anything?

no probably not

e

Defying the odds: A Manhattan Rage story

This kids book explores the draft lottery, the second overall pick, and the fact that JY cant roll above a ten to save his life.

e

Gecko Gets a Time Out

A young Gecko persues his dreams, moving to the Big City to join a professional hockey team. He soon finds out how unfair life can be as everything he does, or doesn’t do for that matter, lands him a trip to the corner of the locker room where his banter and pleas are left unheard.

could be a long running series since Gecko has been put in time out more times than i can count.

I'm in one long continuous timeout with occasional breaks

if u cant count that high im throwin u in concussion protocol

e

Gecko Gets a Time Out

A young Gecko persues his dreams, moving to the Big City to join a professional hockey team. He soon finds out how unfair life can be as everything he does, or doesn’t do for that matter, lands him a trip to the corner of the locker room where his banter and pleas are left unheard.

could be a long running series since Gecko has been put in time out more times than i can count.

I'm in one long continuous timeout with occasional breaks

if u cant count that high im throwin u in concussion protocol

up until today i was playing without a stick, and somehow im on the first line. life is wild. obviously i was too caught up in my own shit to notice.

RETIRED: David Kastrba, Winger (S41-S60)
RETIRED: Eddie Kastrba, Defense (S60-S70)