Title: How To Finish Checks and Alienate Your Bitch Friends

Description: A story about a young boy with only one dream, to finish his checks. Unfortunately this leads to him losing all of his friends. A compelling story about the importance of not giving a fuck about what other people think.

Piotr Horvat | D | Texas Renegades
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S47 KEL GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/-: 8, Hits: 73, SB: 56
S48 KEL GP: 50, G: 7, A: 21, P: 28, +/-: -21, Hits: 107, SB: 69
S49 KEL GP: 50, G: 9, A: 23, P: 32, +/-: 10, Hits: 99, SB: 59
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S50 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 19, P: 23, +/-: -13, Hits: 103, SB: 72
S51 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/-: -8, Hits: 115, SB: 77
S52 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: -5, Hits: 107, SB: 79
S53 TEX GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -18, Hits: 80, SB: 66
S54 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 9, P: 10, +/-: -4, Hits: 117, SB: 99
S55 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 19, P: 27, +/-: 0, Hits: 137, SB: 105
S56 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 22, P: 25, +/-: 6, Hits: 144, SB: 78
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Drafted 4th Overall S47 SMJHL Draft By Kelowna
Drafted 6th Overall S48 SHL Draft By New England




Vasily Horvat | RW | Retired

SHL Regular Season Career Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: -14, PIMS: 41, Hits: 115
S35 TEX GP: 50, G: 4, A: 2, P: 6, +/-: -5, PIMS: 18, Hits: 86
S36 TEX GP: 50, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: -13, PIMS: 53, Hits: 95
S37 TEX GP: 50, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: -30, PIMS: 35, Hits: 71
S38 TEX GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 4, PIMS: 80, Hits: 203
S39 TEX GP: 50, G: 18, A: 25, P: 43, +/-: 13, PIMS: 69. Hits: 211
S40 TEX GP: 50, G: 12, A: 21, P: 33, +/-: 11, PIMS: 45, Hits: 167
S41 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: -14, PIMS: 59, Hits: 190
S42 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 31, P: 47, +/-: -5, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S43 TEX GP: 50, G: 16, A: 23, P: 39, +/-: 4, PIMS: 50, Hits: 225
S44 TEX GP: 50, G: 15, A: 27, P: 42, +/-: -5, PIMS: 62, Hits: 212
S45 TEX GP: 50, G: 11, A: 30, P: 41, +/-: -2, PIMS: 56, Hits: 206
S46 NOLA GP: 50, G: 3, A: 15, P: 18, +/-: -3, PIMS: 48, Hits: 114
S47 NOLA GP: 50, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -9, PIMS: 18, Hits: 119
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S34 TEX GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -1, PIMS: 10, Hits: 16
S35 TEX GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, Hits: 1
S36 TEX GP: 16, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: 1, PIMS: 16, Hits: 45
S37 TEX GP: 4, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, PIMS: 0, Hits: 4
S40 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 4, Hits: 15
S42 TEX GP: 5, G: 0, A: 4, P: 4, +/-: 3, PIMS: 6, Hits: 21
S45 TEX GP: 11, G: 2, A: 6, P: 10, +/-: 4, PIMS: 8, Hits: 46
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Awards
S31 and S32 Four Star Champion
S36 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist

Title: Slappy and Bonk go to the zoo!
Description: Slappy and Bonk visit each of the SHL and SMJHL cities named after animals to see if they have those animals in each city like the name would suggest.

Got the perfect book cover for this  


@Slappydoodle, @Bonk

[S58] #A-Rye Izzy || D || CGY || #Killowna || 1438 TPE 
Born: S39
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 188 lbs
Number: 86
Position: Hybrid Defender
Birth Place: Vienna, Austria
Residence: Toronto, Canada
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S60| CGY | GP 66| G: 11| A: 15| P: 26| H: 57 | BK: 85| +15 | PPP: 00
S61| CGY | GP 66| G: 05| A: 15| P: 20| H: 64 | BK: 96| +06 | PPP: 00
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 66| G: 05| A: 13| P: 18| H: 57| BK: 27| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 63| G: 08| A: 23| P: 31| H: 51| BK: 30| +20| PPP: 02
S59| KEL| GP 66| G: 13| A: 22| P: 35| H: 74| BK: 64| +30| PPP: 01
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SMJHL Post Season Statistics:
S57| KEL| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 03| BK: 02| -01| PPP: 00
S58| KEL| GP 12| G: 01| A: 04| P: 05| H: 05| BK: 04| -04| PPP: 00
S59| KEL| GP 17| G: 06| A: 05| P: 11| H: 22| BK: 10| +11| PPP: 01
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 5th overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Auto Drafted by Calgary
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Timeline:
S57 - Youngest player drafted in league history.
S58 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S58 - Won Silver Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Named Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S59 - Won Gold Medal with DACH in the WJC
S59 - Kelowna wins 4-Star Cup Championship




Mike Izzy || S34-55 || HOF || TPE Max: 2207 || Cups: 3 
Alias: the Augment
Born: 9/4/1995
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 228 lbs
Number: 19
Birth Place: Whitby, Ontario
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S55| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 12| P: 26| H: 154| BK: 28| +23| SHT: 149
S54| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 19| P: 40| H: 108| BK: 28| -05 | SHT: 144
S53| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 23| P: 40| H: 185| BK: 13| +11| SHT: 152
S52| CGY| GP 50| G: 17| A: 21| P: 38| H: 196| BK: 19| +11| SHT: 199
S51| CGY| GP 50| G: 14| A: 23| P: 37| H: 227| BK: 18|  -05| SHT: 166
S50| CGY| GP 50| G: 18| A: 33| P: 51| H: 186| BK: 20| +16| SHT: 185
S49| CGY| GP 50| G: 29| A: 24| P: 53| H: 174| BK: 11| +24| SHT: 177
S48| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 29| P: 50| H: 220| BK: 15| +10| SHT: 196
S47| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 30| P: 50| H: 208| BK: 26| +18| SHT: 193
S46| CGY| GP 50| G: 22| A: 28| P: 50| H: 218| BK: 19| +05| SHT: 252
S45| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 26| P: 41| H: 216| BK: 14|  -03| SHT: 216
S44| CGY| GP 50| G: 19| A: 33| P: 52| H: 180| BK: 10| +15| SHT: 206
S43| CGY| GP 50| G: 21| A: 27| P: 48| H: 198| BK: 10| +04| SHT: 214
S42| CGY| GP 50| G: 26| A: 26| P: 52| H: 176| BK: 17| +11| SHT: 213
S41| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 25| P: 45| H: 190| BK: 13| - 05| SHT: 208
S40| CGY| GP 50| G: 20| A: 20| P: 40| H: 200| BK: 16| +10| SHT: 193
S39| CGY| GP 50| G: 24| A: 24| P: 48| H: 209| BK: 05| +23| SHT: 178
S38| CGY| GP 50| G: 15| A: 16| P: 31| H: 192| BK: 07| +09| SHT: 124
S37| CGY| GP 50| G: 07| A: 09| P: 16| H: 149| BK: 04| +06| SHT: 071
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S37| CGY| GP 07| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 17|: -07| SHT: 40| PIM: 02
S38| CGY| GP 18| G: 06| A: 01| P: 07| H: 65|: -04| SHT: 67| PIM: 28
S39| CGY| GP 04| G: 00| A: 00| P: 00| H: 11|: -04| SHT: 08| PIM: 06
S40| CGY| GP 19| G: 06| A: 11| P: 17| H: 50|: +02|SHT: 37| PIM: 12
S41| CGY| GP 06| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 32|: -04| SHT: 12| PIM: 16
S42| CGY| GP 14| G: 14| A: 10| P: 24| H: 70|: +11|SHT: 85| PIM: 19
S43| CGY| GP 06| G: 02| A: 00| P: 02| H: 18|: +01|SHT: 24| PIM: 00
S44| CGY| GP 05| G: 01| A: 03| P: 04| H: 21|:  -02|SHT: 23| PIM: 04
S46| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S47| CGY| GP 10| G: 06| A: 06| P: 12| H: 49|: +03|SHT: 35| PIM: 27
S48| CGY| GP 11| G: 04| A: 06| P: 10| H: 47|: +01|SHT: 55| PIM: 10
S49| CGY| GP 07| G: 03| A: 06| P: 09| H: 29| : -01| SHT: 32| PIM: 04
S50| CGY| GP 20| G: 16| A: 16| P: 32| H: 68| :+21| SHT: 88| PIM: 28
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP 50| G: 10| A: 09| P: 19| : +19| PIM: 38| H: 107|
S35| KEL| GP 50| G: 17| A: 16| P: 33| : -10| PIM: 58| H: 145|
S36| KEL| GP 50| G: 18| A: 17| P: 35| : +04| PIM: 58| H: 130|
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S34| KEL| GP: 06| G: 2| A: 4| P: 6| : +5| PIM: 02| H: 17|
S35| KEL| GP: 12| G: 5| A: 3| P: 8| :  +2| PIM: 12| H: 31|
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International Hockey Statistics (IIHF):
S36| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 2| P: 04| : +1| PIM: 12| H: 22| SOG: 16
S37| AUT| GP 11| G: 3| A: 1| P: 04| :  -6| PIM: 06| H: 51| SOG: 25
S38| AUT| GP 10| G: 3| A: 4| P: 07| : +7| PIM: 06| H: 40| SOG: 32
S39| AUT| GP 11| G: 2| A: 3| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 06| H: 36|SOG: 38
S40| AUT| GP 12| G: 4| A: 2| P: 05| : -04| PIM: 14| H: 43|SOG: 47
S41| AUT| GP 10| G: 5| A: 2| P: 07| : -03| PIM: 06| H: 24|SOG: 44
S42| AUT| GP 13| G: 3| A: 5| P: 08| : -01| PIM: 12| H: 26|SOG: 51
S43| AUT| GP 12| G: 6| A: 7| P: 13| : -02| PIM: 12| H: 56|SOG: 42
S44| AUT| GP 11| G: 6| A: 8| P: 14| :+06| PIM: 06| H: 48|SOG: 36
S45| AUT| GP 13| G: 7| A: 3| P: 10| :+01| PIM: 16| H: 45|SOG: 61
S46| AUT| GP 15| G:10| A:10| P:20| :+11| PIM :08| H: 58|SOG: 61
S47| AUT| GP 15| G:08| A:08| P:16| :+09| PIM :10| H: 36|SOG: 56
S47| AUT| GP 12| G:04| A:10| P:14| :+00| PIM :04| H: 33|SOG: 51
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Drafts:
S34 - SMJHL: Drafted 22nd overall by Kelowna
S35 - SHL: Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton
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Contracts:
S34 - Signed 1-yr/$2mil entry deal with Kelowna
S35 - Signed 3-yr/$1mil contract with Edmonton
S38 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S39 - Signed 5-yr/$21mil contract extension with Calgary
S45 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S47 - Signed 2-yr/$4mil contract with Calgary
S49 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S51 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S53 - Signed 2-yr/$6mil contract with Calgary
S55 - Signed 1-yr/$4mill contract with Calgary
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Awards:
S34 - Maxim Horvat Award for Kelowna's Top Rookie
S35 - Elias Armia Award for Kelowna MVP
S36 - Saku Perhonen Award for Most Exciting Player
S39 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S42 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy - Most Dedicated User
S45 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
S46 - IIHF’s Top Forward Award
S47 - Jeff Dar Trophy - Best 2 Way Forward
S49 - Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (29)
S50 - Jesster Award for Calgary Dragons MVP
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Timeline:
S35 - Named Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S35 - Named Media Director/Head Scout of Edmonton
S36 - Named Media Director of the Calgary Dragons
S36 - Transfered from Team Canada to Team Austria
S37 - Named GM of Team Austria of the IIHF
S38 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S39 - Named Alternate Captain of the Calgary Dragons
S39 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S40 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S40 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S41 - Named Head of the SHL Awards Committee
S42 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S42 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S42 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S42 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S43 - Named head of the Player Progression Department
S43 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S43 - Damian Littleton Trophy (Most Dedicated User)
S43 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S44 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S44 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S45 - #1 in the SHL in hits (216)
S45 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S45 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S46 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S46 - Damian Littleton Nomination (Most Dedicated User)
S47 - #1 in the SHL in hits (208)
S47 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S47 - IIHF Bronze Medal Winner
S47 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S47
S48 - 1st player ever to add 50p/200h is 3 straight years
S48 - SHL All Star ‘2nd Team’
S48 - Ranked #1 in the top 100 list for S48
S48 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S48 - 6 Jeff Dar noms is the most in SHL history for that award
S49 - Calgary: Presidents Trophy
S49 - SHL All Star ‘3rd Team’
S49 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S49 - Ron Mexico Nomination (Leagues Most valuable Player)
S49 - Calgary creates the Mike Izzy Award for (Team Sportsmanship)
S50 - Calgary: Western Conference Champions
S50 - Calgary: Challenge Cup Champions!
S50 - SHL All Star ‘3rd’ Team’
S50 - Jeff Dar Nomination (Best 2 way forward)
S50 - Anton Razov Nomination (Playoff MVP)
S51 - Named Co-GM of the Calgary Dragons
S55 - Mike Izzy became the SHL’s all time hits leader (3585)
S55 - Mike Izzy retires from the SHL
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Trades:
S36 - Traded to the Calgary Dragons
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TPE at the start of each season:
S37 - 751 TPE
S38 - 937 TPE
S39 - 1,114 TPE
S40 - 1,298 TPE
S41 - 1,465 TPE
S42 - 1,646 TPE
S42 - 1,858 TPE
S43 - 2,041 TPE
S44 - 2,109 TPE
S45 - 2,204 TPE (Final)



Coach Izzy || General Manager || CGY || S59-Present  
Overall Record: 148W, 90L, 24OTL +114
Seasons: 4
Playoffs: 4
Series Wins: 3
Challenge Cups: 0
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Regular Season Record:
S59 - 42W, 20L, 4OTL, 88 PTS, +44
- Division Winner
- 1st Round Bye
- Lost to Chicago in quarterfinals
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S60 - 38W, 21L, 7OTL, 83 PTS, +62
- Division Winner
- Wins against: Seattle, Edmonton
- Western Conference Championship Series
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S61 - 34W, 26L, 6OTL, 74 PTS, +5
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Wins against: Los Angeles
- Lost to Edmonton in quarterfinals
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S62 - 36W, 23L, 7OTL, 79 PTS, +03
- 2nd Place, Pacific Division
- Lost to Seatlle in round 1


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Title: Winning isn't Everything
Description: Follow the journey of the Edmonton Blizzard as they show you that not everything has a happy ending and sometimes we need to accept our lot in life.

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Texas Renegades
Season 76
15-6-0
Regular Season - [G 2] [A 3] [Pts 5] [+/- +6] [PIM 10] [Hits 12] [SB 38]


Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1049 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
Career|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 1049
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Title: Slappy and Bonk go to the zoo!
Description: Slappy and Bonk visit each of the SHL and SMJHL cities named after animals to see if they have those animals in each city like the name would suggest.

Got the perfect book cover for this  


@Slappydoodle, @Bonk

The one problem they encounter along the way is all the people at the zoos always mistaking Bonk for an escaped gorilla

title: how to not rebuild a team
description: EVER WANTED TO KNOW HOW TO NOT MANAGE AND REBUILD A TEAM? YO HERE'S A QUICK RUNDOWN ON THE ENTIRE BUFFALO STAMPEDE'S TEAM HISTORY

PLAYER | UPDATE


LUCAS KAISER || D || MAINE TIMBER || 227 TPE
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Halifax, Canada
Nationality: Germany
Age: 18
Number: 83
Shoots: L
Playing Style: Mobile Defenseman
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SMJHL Stats
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Transactions:
S56: Signed with the Maine Timber as a Free Agent
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Contracts:
Signed a 1-year, 3M Contract with the Maine Timber
Signed a 1-year, 1M Contract with the Maine Timber
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Awards:

Isaac Kaiser || C || RETIRED ||
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Halifax, Canada
Age: 44 (18 @ S31 Entry Draft)
Number: 48
Shoots: L
Playing Style: Offensively Minded Checking Forward [Offensive Forward]
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SMJHL Stats
S30 (HAL): 50 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 P | +3 | 23 PIM |
S31 (HAL): 50 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 P | +3 | 44 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Stats
S30 (HAL): 18 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +8 | 5 PIM|
S31 (HAL): 15 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | 0 | 4 PIM|
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SHL Stats
S32 (POR): 50 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | -34 | 14 PIM |
S33 (POR): 50 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -21 | 15 PIM |
S34 (HAM): 50 GP | 3 G | 5 A | 8 P | -9 | 21 PIM |
S35 (HAM): 50 GP | 7 G | 16 A | 23 P | -9 | 86 PIM |
S36 (POR): 50 GP | 11 G | 14 A | 25 P | -12 | 26 PIM |
S37 (SFP):  50 GP | 11 G | 17 A | 28 P | -11 | 44 PIM |
S38 (SFP):  50 GP | 9 G | 31 A | 40 P | -6 | 48 PIM |
S39 (SFP):  50 GP | 13 G | 23 A | 36 P | -8 | 52 PIM |
S40 (SFP):  50 GP | 19 G | 22 A | 41 P | -6 | 48 PIM |
S41 (NEW): 50 GP | 8 G | 28 A | 36 P | +10 | 29 PIM |
S42 (NEW): 50 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -19 | 43 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Stats
S38 (SFP): 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -3 | 2 PIM|
S42 (NEW): 18 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | +2 | 7 PIM|
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Transactions:
Drafted 19th Overall (3rd Round) in the S30 SMJHL Entry Draft by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 41st Overall (3rd Round) in the S31 SHL Entry Draft by the Buffalo Stampede
Rights traded to the Portland Admirals
Traded to the Edmonton Blizzard
Traded to the Hamilton Steelhawks
Free Agent Rights Traded to the Manhattan Rage
Free Agent Rights Traded to the Portland Admirals
Traded to the New England Wolfpack
Announced Retirement in S41
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Contracts:
Signed 1-year, $1.5M with Halifax Raiders
Signed 2-year, $6M with Buffalo Stampede ($3M AAV)
Signed 3-year, $9.5M with Portland Admirals ($3.12M AAV)
Signed 3-year $13.5M with Portland Admirals ($4.5M AAV)
Signed a 3-year, $12M extension with the San Francisco Pride ($4M AAV)
Signed a 1-year, $3M extension with the New England Wolfpack
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Awards:
Won the Four Star Cup with the S30 Halifax Raiders
Named Alternate Captain for the S31 Halifax Raiders
S31 Four Star Cup Runner-Ups
1st SHL Goal Scored Against Timo Haas (LAP)
Won a Silver Medal with S34 Team Germany
Named Alternate Captain for the S35 Hamilton Steelhawks
Won a Gold Medal with S36 Team Germany
Named Alternate Captain for the S37 San Francisco Pride
Won the President's Trophy with the S38 San Francisco Pride
Nominated for the S38 Aidan Richan Trophy
Ranked 77th Overall for S39 Best 100 Players
Ranked 73rd Overall for S40 Best 100 Players
Ranked 62nd Overall for S41 Best 100 Players
Ranked 91st Overall for S42 Best 100 Players
S42 Challenge Cup Runners-Up

Title: Cuddling with the team
Description: Teddy Cuddles, veteran winger for the Edmonton Blizzard learns a good lesson about personal space as he gets into some trouble by trying to cuddle with the other team!

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Task: We need your help with ideas for the next SHL childrens story! in 25 words or more please create a Title for the story as well as a description of what the childrens book is about! ... The winning idea will be the next story for publishing!

Title: Thomas the Steamroller
Description: Thomas the steamroller is a kids story about a young lad named Thomas who discovers the sport of hockey and discovers that hitting is his favorite part of the game. He goes around steamrolling everyone down to the ice and it's full of good methafores and life lessons and shit. the kids will love it.

Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs!

  Montreal Impact/Militia

|Player Page| |Update Page|

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets
Name: Ryuuji Kawashima
Age: 20
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 26
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack
Name: Rafe Ulrich
Age: 18
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 250 lbs
Number: 13
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia
Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ
Name: Raven Silverwing
Age: 34
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 13
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2
S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12
S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9
SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats:
S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412
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SMJHL Play Off Statisticals
S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0
S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4
S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50%
S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39%
S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99%
S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53%
S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44%
S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85%
S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141
S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855
S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735
<OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731
SHL Play Off Statisticals
S29||NEW||DNQ
S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP*
S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP*
S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70%
S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50%
S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50%
S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94%
S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578)
S37||NEW||DNQ
S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249)
SHL Total Playoff Stats:
S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578)
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IIHF Round Robin Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0
S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1
S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2
S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1
S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38%
S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24%
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IIHF Medal Round Statistics
S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0
S27 - Did not qualify-
S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1
S29 - Did not qualify-
S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14%
S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71%
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Trophy Case
S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact
S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee)
S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points)
S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals)
S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT)
S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer)
S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player)
S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP)
S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer)
S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK
S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK)
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Transactions:
Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact
Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack
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Cool Stuff:
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27
Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28
Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30
(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ

Title: A Shattered Pride

Description: Regale the story of a once proud group of professional players, going along with their rapid descent into irrelevance and the slow, treacherous climb that they must take to regain their former glory.

San Francisco

Chris Partridge||G||San Francisco Pride||CZE||TPE: 1145
Birthplace: Edmonton, Alberta
Player Type: Butterfly Goalie
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 192 lbs
Number: 6
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S38 COL | 16 GP | 4 W | 7 L | 0.874 SV PCT | 3.36 GAA | 43 GA | 341 SA | 767 MP | SO 0
S39 COL | 38 GP | 23 W | 14 L | 0.896 SV PCT | 2.48 GAA | 91 GA | 879 SA | 2198 MP | SO 4

S40 COL | 28 GP | 12 W | 9 L | 0.878 SV PCT | 3.30 GAA | 76 GA | 622 SA | 1383 MP | SO 0

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SMJHL Career:
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SMJHL Post-Season:
S39 COL | 3 GP | 0 W | 3 L | 0.862 SV PCT | 3.83 GAA | 12 GA | 87 SA | 188 MP | SO 0
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SHL Regular Season:
S39 SFP | 2 GP | 1 W | 1 L | 0.845 SV PCT | 5.50 GAA | 11 GA | 71 SA | 120 MP | SO 0
S41 SFP | 44 GP | 12 W | 28 L | 0.890 SV PCT | 3.78 GAA | 168 GA | 1528 SA | 2665 MP | SO 0
S42 SFP | 42 GP | 18 W | 21 L | 0.901 SV PCT | 3.38 GAA | 143 GA | 1447 SA | 2538 MP | SO 1
S43 SFP | 43 GP | 15 W | 20 L | 0.902 SV PCT | 3.63 GAA | 158 GA | 1617 SA | 2612 MP | SO 1
S44 SFP | 44 GP | 12 W | 26 L | 0.910 SV PCT | 3.36 GAA | 149 GA | 1662 SA | 2662 MP | SO 1
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SHL Career:
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SHL Post-Season:
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Awards:
S39 IIHF WJC Gold Medalist
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Draft Summary:
Selected 34th overall in the S39 SHL draft by the San Francisco Pride

Title: The Eternal Process

Description: This is a story about the Manhattan Rage, the process of improving more and more and yet still struggling to break out of the doldrums that is missing playoffs. A story of perpetually looking to the future for hope.

Speedwagon Player Page | Speedwagon Updates Page 


#30 Robert E. O. Speedwagon | MAN | REG | GB | 7th SHL Season
SHL Regular Season
S62: 66 GP | 16 G, 26 A (42 P), 134 SOG | -53 | 24 PIM | 59 H, 107 SB
S63: 66 GP | 8 G, 19 A (27 P), 121 SOG | -50 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 108 SB
S64: 66 GP | 11 G, 28 A (29 P), 100 SOG | -50 | 36 PIM | 109 H, 114 SB
S65: 66 GP | 21 G, 26 A (47 P), 156 SOG | -30 | 38 PIM | 88 H, 120 SB
S66: 66 GP | 9 G, 47 A (56 P), 122 SOG | -9 | 18 PIM | 120 H, 59 SB
S67: 66 GP | 16 G, 52 A (68 P), 54 SOG | +14 | 38 PIM | 139 H, 51 SB
Career: 396 GP | 81 G, 188 A (269 P), 771 SOG | -178 | 174 PIM | 528 H, 559 SB
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SHL Postseason
S65: 5 GP | 3 G, 2 A (5 P), 7 SOG | -2 | 0 PIM | 5 H, 11 SB
S66: 4 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P), 11 SOG | -7 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 5 SB
S67: 27 GP | 6 G, 25 A (31 P), 58 SOG | +3 | 14 PIM | 61 H, 31 SB
Career: 36 GP | 10 G, 31 A (41 P), 76 SOG | -6 | 14 PIM | 73 H, 77 SB
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IIHF Championships
S63: 12 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P), 9 SOG | +1 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 2 SB
S64: 13 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +2 | 20 PIM | 13 H, 8 SB
S65: 13 GP | 4 G, 3 A (7 P), 30 SOG | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 14 SB
S66: 12 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P), 13 SOG | -2 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 10 SB
Career 50 GP | 10 G, 13 A (23 P), 73 SOG | +6 | 28 PIM | 39 H, 34 SB
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SMJHL Regular Season
S57: 30 GP | 2 G, 5 A (7 P), 21 SOG | +3 | 2 PIM | 12 H, 12 SB
S58: 66 GP | 4 G, 16 A (20 P), 88 SOG | +11 | 14 PIM | 52 H, 48 SB
S59: 66 GP | 17 G, 12 A (29 P), 140 SOG | +14 | 16 PIM | 35 H, 75 SB
S60: 66 GP | 18 G, 21 A (39 P), 146 SOG | +28 | 6 PIM | 38 H, 55 SB
S61: 66 GP | 17 G, 27 A (44 P), 119 SOG | -7 | 29 PIM | 76 H, 139 SB
Career: 294 GP | 58 G, 81 A (139 P), 514 SOG | +49 | 67 PIM | 213 H, 329 SB
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SMJHL Postseason
S57: 14 GP | 2 G, 1 A (3 P), 11 SOG | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H, 15 SB
S58: 15 GP | 3 G, 5 A (8 P), 23 SOG | +10 | 0 PIM | 18 H, 13 SB
S59: 12 GP | 1 G, 7 A (8 P), 18 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 9 H, 16 SB
S60: 16 GP | 0 G, 12 A (12 P), 32 SOG | +13 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 20 SB
S61: 4 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P), 8 SOG | -1 | 0 PIM | 7 H, 11 SB
Career: 61 GP | 6 G, 28 A (34 P), 92 SOG | +23 | 2 PIM | 44 H, 75 SB
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World Junior Championship
S57 (BRI): 12 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P), 5 SOG | Ev | 0 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB
S58 (FIN): 15 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P), 21 SOG | +9 | 2 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB
S59 (BRI): 13 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P), 15 SOG | -1 | 4 PIM | 6 H, 17 SB
S60 (BRI): 15 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P), 30 SOG | -2 | 4 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB
S61 (BRI): 12 GP | 1 G, 6 A (7 P), 32 SOG | Ev | 8 PIM | 7 H, 23 SB
Career: 67 GP | 8 G, 20 A (28 P), 103 SOG | +6 | 18 PIM | 47 H, 71 SB
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Transactions
S57: Signed DFA contract with VAN
S58: Drafted 13th overall to NLB
S59: Drafted 12th overall to MAN
S61: Drafted to REG in the Expansion Draft
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Awards and Honors
1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S67
1x SHL All-Rookie Forward - S62
1x Four Star Cup - S60
1x Laurifer Trophy - S60
2x WJC Gold Medal - S58, S60
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#71 Reginald MacIntyre | MAN | GB | Retired (S42 - S57)
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SHL Regular Season
S42: 50 GP | 3 G, 16 A (19 P) | -19 | 17 PIM | 32 H, 92 SB
S43: 50 GP | 7 G, 26 A (33 P) | -13 | 38 PIM | 81 H, 74 SB
S44: 50 GP | 3 G, 15 A (18 P) | -10 | 54 PIM | 133 H, 80 SB
S45: 50 GP | 5 G, 19 A (24 P) | -18 | 82 PIM | 143 H, 69 SB
S46: 50 GP | 3 G, 22 A (25 P) | -8 | 52 PIM | 133 H, 82 SB
S47: 50 GP | 5 G, 15 A (20 P) | -24 | 32 PIM | 120 H, 82 SB
S48: 50 GP | 2 G, 20 A (22 P) | -21 | 49 PIM | 109 H, 78 SB
S49: 50 GP | 9 G, 29 A (38 P) | +17 | 48 PIM | 76 H, 88 SB
S50: 50 GP | 4 G, 22 A (26 P) | +5 | 52 PIM | 98 H, 79 SB
S51: 50 GP | 11 G, 24 A (35 P) | +18 | 12 PIM | 35 H, 59 SB
S52: 50 GP | 11 G, 21 A (32 P) | +13 | 22 PIM | 15 H, 55 SB
S53: 50 GP | 6 G, 18 A (24 P) | +22 | 49 PIM | 59 H, 49 SB
S54: 50 GP | 8 G, 22 A (30 P) | +25 | 24 PIM | 119 H, 53 SB
S55: 50 GP | 5 G, 7 A (12 P) | -3 | 12 PIM | 90 H, 41 SB
S56: 50 GP | 4 G, 8 A (12 P) | +8 | 10 PIM | 55 H, 29 SB
S57: 66 GP | 3 G, 20 A (23 P) | +18 | 2 PIM | 131 H, 70 SB
Career: 816 GP | 89 G, 304 A (393 P) | +10 | 555 PIM | 1429 H, 1080 SB
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SHL Postseason
S46: 12 GP | 1 G, 8 A (9 P) | -1 | 24 PIM | 32 H, 15 SB
S47: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -6 | 4 PIM | 11 H, 6 SB
S49: 11 GP | 0 G, 11 A (11 P) | -2 | 10 PIM | 28 H, 24 SB
S50: 06 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 8 PIM | 18 H, 9 SB
S51: 12 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -9 | 4 PIM | 14 H, 10 SB
S52: 19 GP | 3 G, 12 A (15 P) | +4 | 10 PIM | 15 H, 25 SB
S53: 06 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB
S54: 04 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -4 | 0 PIM | 14 H, 5 SB
S55: 07 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | Ev | 10 PIM | 15 H, 7 SB
S56: 06 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 6 SB
S57: 07 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -1 | 0 PIM | 16 H, 2 SB
Career: 95 GP | 8 G, 39 A (47 P) | -15 | 62 PIM | 186 H, 116 SB
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IIHF Championship
S40: 13 GP | 1 G, 2 A (3 P) | +5 | 2 PIM | 9 H, 8 SB
S41: 13 GP | 0 G, 0 A (0 P) | -1 | 2 PIM | 5 H, 1 SB
S42: 11 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 8 H, 8 SB
S43: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 14 H, 4 SB
S44: 10 GP | 1 G, 1 A (2 P) | +2 | 0 PIM | 12 H, 17 SB
S45: 11 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -2 | 6 PIM | 25 H, 24 SB
S46: 15 GP | 2 G, 2 A (4 P) | -10 | 10 PIM | 35 H, 22 SB
S47: 15 GP | 4 G, 12 A (16 P) | +14 | 8 PIM | 37 H, 17 SB
S48: 12 GP | 1 G, 5 A (6 P) | Ev | 6 PIM | 17 H, 10 SB
S49: 15 GP | 2 G, 10 A (12 P) | Ev | 12 PIM | 22 H, 15 SB
S50: 12 GP | 4 G, 7 A (11 P) | -1 | 8 PIM | 15 H, 11 SB
S51: 12 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 20 SB
S52: 15 GP | 3 G, 4 A (7 P) | +4 | 0 PIM | 4 H, 16 SB
S53: 14 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +6 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 10 SB
S54: 15 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | +1 | 18 PIM | 33 H, 12 SB
S55: 15 GP | 1 G, 4 A (5 P) | +6 | 0 PIM | 20 H, 11 SB
S56: 15 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 24 H, 6 SB
S57: 15 GP | 1 G, 0 A (1 P) | -4 | 2 PIM | 18 H, 10 SB
Career: 238 GP | 20 G, 62 A (82 P) | +23 | 88 PIM | 314 H, 222 SB
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SMJHL Regular Season
S40: 50 GP | 2 G, 12 A (14 P) | +5 | 10 PIM | 25 H, 42 SB
S41: 49 GP | 4 G, 21 A (25 P) | -7 | 46 PIM | 81 H, 73 SB
Career: 99 GP | 6 G, 33 A (39 P) | -2 | 56 PIM | 106 H, 115 SB
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SMJHL Postseason
S40: 05 GP | 0 G, 2 A (2 P) | -3 | 2 PIM | 8 H, 4 SB
S41: 05 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | -2 | 4 PIM | 1 H, 3 SB
Career: 10 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | -5 | 6 PIM | 9 H, 7 SB
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World Junior Championship
S39: 03 GP | 0 G, 1 A (1 P) | +1 | 0 PIM | 6 H, 0 SB
S40: 09 GP | 0 G, 3 A (3 P) | Ev | 4 PIM | 5 H, 4 SB
S41: 13 GP | 4 G, 5 A (9 P) | +2 | 6 PIM | 11 H, 22 SB
Career: 25 GP | 4 G, 9 A (13 P) | +3 | 10 PIM | 22 H, 26 SB
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Transactions
S40: Drafted 9th by HAL, signed for 1 yr, $3M
S41: Drafted 5th by MAN, signed for 3 yrs, $9M
S41: Traded from HAL to VAN
S43: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $9M
S46: Extended with MAN for 5 yrs, $20M
S51: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M
S54: Extended with MAN for 3 yrs, $12M
S57: Retired from the SHL
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Awards and Honors
1x SHL Challenge Cup Champion - S52
1x SHL Eastern Conference Champion - S52
7x SHL Divisional Champion - S46, S51, S52, S54, S55, S56, S57
4x IIHF Gold Medalist - S41, S47, S52, S55
6x IIHF Silver Medalist - S40, S46, S49, S54, S56, S57
1x IIHF Bronze Medalist - S53
3x MAN Captain - S47-S49
3x MAN Alternate Captain - S44-S46
1x HAL Alternate Captain - S41
1x SMJHL Laurifer Trophy - S41
1x Zach Miller Trophy - S41
1x Elias Armia Trophy - S41
1x WJC Silver Medal - S40
1x WJC Bronze Medal - S41
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Unofficial Awards
Protato (highest P/20 while holding the Hot Potato) - S49

Title: Parm Power
Description: Story about a chubby youth hockey player who is the worst player on the team, but then eats a chicken parm before a game and gains elite skill. He becomes the best player in the league. Teaching kids you can never underestimate yourself or the powers of chicken parm.

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---



Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+
Name: Esa Parmborg
Age: 18
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350 lbs
Number: 77
Born: Hella, Iceland
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Transactions:
Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL
Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL
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Awards & Achievements:
S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons
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SHL Statistics:
S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70
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SMJHL Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76
S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111
S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147
S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116
TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450



[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Age: 40
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 255 lbs
Number: 10
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126
S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162
S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115
S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137
S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128
S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123
S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118
S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187
S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143
S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224
S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201
S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205
S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208
S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207
S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164
S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198
S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232
S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239
S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205
S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135
S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200
S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154
S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153
S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162
S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156
S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168
S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155
S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68
S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73
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Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Transactions:
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Awards & Accomplishments:
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Lost my sig, Work in progress.....

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45



Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6
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Seasons: 27
Playoffs: 25
Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50)
Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50)
President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49)
Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49)
Lance Uppercut Award: S36
Joe McKeil Award: S26
Joe McKeil Award: S30
Joe McKeil Award: S33
Joe McKeil Award: S39
1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups!
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Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543)
S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL  (+7)
S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL  (+31)
S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0)
S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12)
S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14)
S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13)
S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23)
S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17)
S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24)
S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24)
S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29)
S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30)
S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9)
S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18)
S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43)
S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47)
S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14)
S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34)
S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4)
S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30)
S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL  (+55)
S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+44)
S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+28)
S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13)
S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL  (+16)
S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL  (+14)
S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL  (-7)
-----------------SMJHL--------------------
Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23
Seasons: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23)
President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
GM of The Year: S23
more to follow.....

Title: Basic Grammar for SHL posting
Description: Finally! A how-to book written in crayon to describe the difference between their, there and they're. It's easy! Learn the methods quickly and be a posting pro in no-time!

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Swiss Cheese: The story of Cain
Follows Cain and his progression from third goalie to starting goalie who chokes in the finals. He overcomes the odds and wins it all against the Colorado meme team in a heartwarming and inspiring tale.

Aleister Cain - S42-S57
HOF GOALIE- CLASS OF S60- SECOND BALLOT
S54 CHALLENGE CUP
S54 RAZOV

Ville Kurri - S57-S70
BEST SMJHL DEFENSIVE FORWARD S60
That's pretty much it

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Title: Beavery Beavers
Description: A group of beavery beavers beaver their way around beaver lakes and beaver dams while learning important beaver lessons about sharing and friendship as only beavers can.

Jack Tanner (D) - [Player Page] [Player Updates]


Jack Tanner -- Offensive Defenseman -- MTL & SF -- 1250 TPE
5'11", 210lbs, #37
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S36 -- 50 GP | 21:01 TOI/G | 8 G 19 A | 86 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 28 PIM
S37 -- 50 GP | 21:10 TOI/G | 7 G 28 A | 111 SOG | 0-0-2 Fights | 36 PIM
S38 -- 50 GP | 19:10 TOI/G | 19 G 20 A | 160 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 25 PIM
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S37 -- 17 GP | 21:45 TOI/G | 4 G 10 A | 36 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM | GWG G3 v Halifax
S38 -- 13 GP | 19:48 TOI/G | 6 G 6 A | 58 SOG | 0-1-0 Fights| 9 PIM | Hat Trick & GWG G3 v PGF, GTG G6 v PGF
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SHL Career Statistics
S39 -- 50 GP | 22:44 TOI/G | 9 G 22 A | 77 SOG | No Fights | 4 PIM
S40 -- 50 GP | 24:01 TOI/G | 7 G 24 A | 88 SOG | 0-0-1 Fights | 9 PIM
S41 -- 50 GP | 24:31 TOI/G | 16 G 30 A | 135 SOG | 0-0-6 Fights | 34 PIM
S42 -- 50 GP | 24:24 TOI/G | 8 G 30 A | 111 SOG | 2-1-3 Fights | 30 PIM
S43 -- 50 GP | 25:24 TOI/G | 17 G 31 A | 154 SOG | 301 iCF | 1-0-1 Fights | 24 PIM
S44 -- 50 GP | 21:59 TOI/G | 12 G 22 A | 111 SOG | 229 iCF | 2-0-1 Fights | 53 PIM
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SHL Playoff Statistics
N/A
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IIHF Career Statistics
S36 -- 11 GP | 5:33 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 0 SOG | 0 PIM
S37 -- 13 GP | 14:49 TOI/G | 1G 1A | 5 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 -- 10 GP | 13:57 TOI/G | 0G 1A | 7 SOG | 0 PIM
S38 WJC -- 7 GP | 22:26 TOI/G | 1G 2A | 11 SOG | 0 PIM
S39 -- 13 GP | 16:58 TOI/G | 2G 5A | 16 SOG | 2 PIM
S40 -- 11 GP | 21:54 TOI/G | 4G 7A | 21 SOG | 2 PIM
S41 --  13 GP | 22:05 TOI/G | 3G 5A | 24 SOG | 2 PIM
S42 -- 13 GP | 23:14 TOI/G | 1G 12A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 0 PIM | GWG in Final v Canada ~Gold Medal~
S43 -- 13 GP | 23:23 TOI/G | 4G 2A | 27 SOG | 53 iCF | 2 PIM ~Gold Medal~
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Notes:
Drafted #6 Overall in S36 SMJHL Draft (MTL)
S36: RIGHTFUL Esa Anrikkanen Winner
Drafted #2 Overall in S37 SHL Draft (POR)
S38: Hat Trick G3 vs Prince George
S39: Led rookies in scoring
S39: All-Rookie Team (only unanimous)
S42: 1st Star & GWG in IIHF Final
S42: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S43: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S44: Gold Medal with Team Ireland
S45: Gordie Howe Hat Trick vs Manhattan Rage: Game 177 - 2 goals, 1 assist, and beat up Clint Eastwood.
5/18 career PS%




One sig is tweed's and the other was a karlssens/Copenhagen collab

AC | Bank | Claims

Title: Never Give Up! A Seattle Riot Story
Description: This book follows the Seattle Riot as they go from having a competent GM (GOB), before leading falling down a path of darkness stating with mpclardy and ending with samee. This is more for older children as it is a dark and sad story.

CARTER CRUTCHFIELD || RD || ARMADA || 242 TPE
NAME: Carter Crutchfield
BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California
HEIGHT: 6'1"
WEIGHT: 195 lbs
NUMBER: 2
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SMJHL CAREER STATS
S65 ANC : GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS
S65 STL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:  
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SHL CAREER STATS
S6X ???: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-:
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SHL PLAYOFF STATS
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TRANSACTIONS
S65 - SMJHL - Drafted Pick 34, Round 3 by the Anchorage Armada
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CONTRACTS
S65 - ANC: $3,000,000
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AWARDS / TROPHY CASE

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Title: The Definitive Children's Guide to Billy Joel
Description: Grapehead brainwashes them young presenting an unprecedented look at the life, career, and legacy of the pint-sized kid from Long Island who became a rock icon. Illustrated by Tweedledunn. Audiobook narrated by Beaver.

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora