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The Kelowna Knights have a dedicated group of fans with season tickets who show up to the games with rubber swords taunting the opposition penalty box.

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artermis,Feb 2 2017, 04:11 PM Wrote:9gag pretty lit tho
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The Buffalo Stampede had a huge group of people with season tickets in the last 5 games and they wearing as Lotto Balls. They were chanting ... WE WIN THE LOTTO ... WE WIN THE LOTTO ... WE WIN THE LOTTO.

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#18

Everyone knows about the ArMamas, but what a lot of people don't know is there's a small faction of Armada fans who call themselves the ArDaddies. Sounds kinda gross, but it's really just a group of dads who bring their kids to the games. Their signature move is leaving dirty diapers near the visiting team's bench in hopes that the stench will throw them off of their game.

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There's a group of fans dressed as police officers that come to a lot of Anaheim Outlaws home games. They keep trying to tell security they're investigating crimes committed by the team, but security just tells them that it's not halloween and tries to kick them out. The fans dressed as police don't leave, so security makes it a point to escort the team through secret passages hidden in the arena to get them to the ice and the locker room for their safety.

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Quote:Task: in 25 words or more talk to us about any of the fan groups that come to your teams games! who are they? what do they do?

So there's these absolute madlads who come to Wolfpack games with wolf masks and they go absolutely balistic when ever they can. They howl, they growl, they scratch the glass. Trying to intemidate the opposing team.

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Ever since a rumour got out that the Wolfpack are actually werewolves, fans at away games have been mooning us to get us to show our real forms. No not that mooning, like dressing up as the full moon. It's weird.

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The Winnipeg Jets have the Fuel Liners. Which is a bunch of old men wearing too much old spice. They are seen holding bottles of Gatorade to throw at the Jet's players when they start to look tired.

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The Falcons has a bunch of hunters who bring actual falcons to each game, some games there's issues when the birds fly over the ice and shits on home and away players alike.



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As our esteemed host Mike Izzy already made clear, Calgary is home to the Erogenous Parm fan group that makes sweet love to and with toasty, tasty and tantalizing parms o’ plenty, just outside the opponents’ penalty box. This is only one of the long standing fan groups ensconced within the Calgary arena. There is, of course, Mack’s Molls, which is perhaps less of a fan group and more of a large group of women desperate to spend an evening in the boudoir of the great man himself. One of the strangest groups is Creller’s Crullers, who like to have Casey Creller teabag the cream filling of their eponymous donut treats before every game for luck. Fans of up and coming defenseman Otis B. Driftwood have formed a society known as the Marx Brothers. This society gathers at the cigar bar within the arena to drink martinis and smoke Driftwood’s favored brand of El Cheapo stogies before games.....and sometimes during games.....and even sometimes after games until they eventually get thrown out by security, sometimes along with Driftwood hilmself, who likes to join them after wins.

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In Calgary we have a section at the back of the players friends and family - Alex Mack's "fan club" - Mack is a well know ladies man, and one thing that Mack doesn't do is discriminate. So after he adds to the ever growing list, they get added to the "Fan Club" list and have access to tickets to every game. Much like Derek Jeter's famous gift packages, Mack has carried on that tradition by giving way season tickets to his most dedicated "fans".

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The most notable group of fans that we have coming out to Boston Garden has to be the Alphas. They usually come in with their faces painted and manage to sneak in their own beer, because our owner Jasper Clayton charges egregious amounts of money for beers. Like, stupid amounts. I’m talking $13 for a Bud Light, and $18 for a Shock Top.

These guys are the die-hards. Jimmy Sullivan, or “Jim Dawg” already has a signed Sami Owens jersey. They’ve already thrown their Rainbow Dash jerseys into a trash bin, lit it on fire, and passed around a handle of Jack Daniels as they danced the night away.

I’m not sure many other teams have a group quite like this.

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#27

The Toronto North Stars have very radical fans who hang outside the penalty box, smoke doobie to try to get the other team’s player in the box high, and then call him very unsavory names while they’re at it. Naturally, they’re called the True North Stars.

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In addition to the "Parm Boys" in the penalty box area, there is a lesser known section of fans that like to party as well. Affectionately known as "The Scale Club" these particular attendees have somehow managed to gain permission from the club to bring in a live Komodo Dragon (muzzled) and walk it through the rival teams sections of seats. The sheer look of terror upon their faces as the 90kg monster claws through the seats is quite the site, although there has been rumours that the Indonesian government is trying to find out how they managed to get a hold of it. Word is that Calgary isn't playing ball and has denied any knowledge of the animal.

In other reports the location deer population has been dropping mysteriously and the local townspeople seem baffled.

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#29

The Manhattan Rage have a group of fans called the "Rowdy Boys" that show up to every game. They are pretty rowdy, but all of them are girls, so we don't exactly know why they are called the "Rowdy Boys"

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#30

The Jets always have Ola Wagstrom’s personal fam club show up with gigantic signs praising the rookie and booing every other player on either team. Wagstrom has told them to stop booing his teammates, but they can’t differentiate.

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