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PeanutButter · 02-05-2019, 10:39 PM

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Previous article: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=90531

Going from a top prospect to a nobody in a relatively short time, Blåbär Bananerström has seen one of the worst turnarounds of a career in some time, making him arguably the worst SHL player to play the game. So far the supposed prodigy has scored a whopping 79 goals, 70 assists, 149 points, and 295 hits in a grand total of 350 games, which isn't even a .5 point per game pace. Why? He just stopped training of course. So this means that he has no future as a player worthy of the hall and should probably just retire. But will he?

As we saw in a previous article, Bananerström has felt like retiring for a couple of seasons now, but for some reason I guess he just forgot about it and kept playing as if he never retired? This winger is a weird one, so there is no telling exactly what is going on in his screwy head. However we had an exclusive interview with him and are able to give the full scoop:

Interviewer: So, you have had a pretty terrible career so far, let's talk about that.

Bananerström: I suck and I retire.

I: Oh?

Bananerström: Yeah.

Wow! Riveting stuff! Expect to see this crazy guy retire during the offseason, and who knows what he will do after this!

DeletedAtUserRequest · 02-05-2019, 10:52 PM

02-05-2019, 10:39 PMPeanutButter Wrote:

Previous article: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=90531

Going from a top prospect to a nobody in a relatively short time, Blåbär Bananerström has seen one of the worst turnarounds of a career in some time, making him arguably the worst SHL player to play the game. So far the supposed prodigy has scored a whopping 79 goals, 70 assists, 149 points, and 295 hits in a grand total of 350 games, which isn't even a .5 point per game pace. Why? He just stopped training of course. So this means that he has no future as a player worthy of the hall and should probably just retire. But will he?

As we saw in a previous article, Bananerström has felt like retiring for a couple of seasons now, but for some reason I guess he just forgot about it and kept playing as if he never retired? This winger is a weird one, so there is no telling exactly what is going on in his screwy head. However we had an exclusive interview with him and are able to give the full scoop:

Interviewer: So, you have had a pretty terrible career so far, let's talk about that.

Bananerström: I suck and I retire.

I: Oh?

Bananerström: Yeah.

Wow! Riveting stuff! Expect to see this crazy guy retire during the offseason, and who knows what he will do after this!

in honor of the end of your career, i give back to you the official 'draft Blåbär' media campaign poster we used once upon a time. a collectable that should be in the Bananerstrom archives.

god speed -

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ml002 · 02-05-2019, 11:00 PM

rip bananastrom

Credit to Copenhagen, Wasty, FlappyGiraffe, InciteHysteria, and caltroit_red_flames
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ArGarBarGar · 02-05-2019, 11:47 PM

Womp womp

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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***bluesfan55*** · 02-06-2019, 09:49 AM

I would like to say that your old player was an inspiration to me and proved that short people could be successful in the shl

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

Chris-McZehrl · 02-06-2019, 10:23 AM

I really believe Blabar has just not enough Peanut Butter! maybe he should change that Wink

***artermis*** · 02-06-2019, 10:42 AM

02-05-2019, 10:39 PMPeanutButter Wrote:

Previous article: http://simulationhockey.com/showthread.php?tid=90531

Going from a top prospect to a nobody in a relatively short time, Blåbär Bananerström has seen one of the worst turnarounds of a career in some time, making him arguably the worst SHL player to play the game. So far the supposed prodigy has scored a whopping 79 goals, 70 assists, 149 points, and 295 hits in a grand total of 350 games, which isn't even a .5 point per game pace. Why? He just stopped training of course. So this means that he has no future as a player worthy of the hall and should probably just retire. But will he?

As we saw in a previous article, Bananerström has felt like retiring for a couple of seasons now, but for some reason I guess he just forgot about it and kept playing as if he never retired? This winger is a weird one, so there is no telling exactly what is going on in his screwy head. However we had an exclusive interview with him and are able to give the full scoop:

Interviewer: So, you have had a pretty terrible career so far, let's talk about that.

Bananerström: I suck and I retire.

I: Oh?

Bananerström: Yeah.

Wow! Riveting stuff! Expect to see this crazy guy retire during the offseason, and who knows what he will do after this!

Worst player? try again Wink

http://beaujeauxbeaux.azurewebsites.net/...ter?pi=768

tl;dr 64 points in 408 games as an active

and besides, you're one of the best in the history of the SMJHL and I miss our doom-line <3

GCool · 02-06-2019, 12:02 PM

It's safe to say that Mitchell "Can't Even Say My Name on the Forum" Dambach will forever be the worst player in SHL history.

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