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stud · 02-19-2019, 11:23 PM

With Khan Smeb's recent retirement from SHL 19, news broke out that the legend of the video game didn't get drafted in the SHL. Khan Smeb's recent clash with his SHL 19 teammate is a new developing thing as they've always been a successful SHL19 team, the KT Rolster. "BDD and Score are such disgrace to this e-sport", he mouthed off. Khan Smeb decided to retire from the game as he is going to be suiting up for real hockey, something he has been aspiring to do. "I've been working everyday to be a great hockey player, I think it's finally time to do it". When asked if he was disappointed in being drafted, he said: "No, I always thought that drafts are terrible. I've never been drafted while playing SHL19, I just signed on a team, you know." He also included "Look at the recent draft, the GMs are terrible. I wouldn't want to rely on RNG to get drafted by a terrible GM that doesn't know how to draft".

Khan Smeb also shared with us his UFA rankings.
He said the following are the category that he is using:
A) Familiarity with the players drafted: The players in the roster is important and if he is familiar with more players then the more likely he will sign
B) GM competency: If the GM is terrible, there's less likely he will sign.
C) Interview questions: The interview question that he answered will be judged because it is equivalent to the smartness of the GM.
D) Location: shittier location gets shittier score
E) Team Name: It's the brand, if the brand is bad then so is the team.

Outlaws

Anaheim Outlaws: Outlaws

Familiarity with the players drafted: 1
Literally who the fuck are these? I've not heard of them ever in my life. JNH? Is that a toothpaste brand?
GM competency: 1
0 cups says enough. Looks like he cannot make a championship team.
Interview Questions: 1
There are no questions.
Location: 1
Because the Ducks are terrible, so is the Outlaws
Team Name: 10
Outlaws is a dope name.

Final Score: 2.8

Armada

Anchorage Armada Armada

Familiarity with the players drafted: 1
This is even worse than the last team. They all look like names of things you don't want around.
GM competency: 1
Another team with 0 cups.
Interview Questions: 3
-1 for meme question. Absolute moronic.
Location: 1
I don't want to freeze to death every day. I'm Korean, the only experience of cold I have is in the Arena.
Team Name: 10
Logo and team name is nice

Final Score: 3.2

Raptors

Colorado Raptors Raptors

Familiarity with the players drafted: 7
I know storm +1
Who the fuck is Tokolosh -1
Who the fuck is the flash -1
Who the fuck is Jake Peralta -1
I know Fourfour +1
Don't know who this jaaj guy is -1
Colby who? -1
Totals to an overall score of -3.
10-3 is 7.
GM competency: 3
Has 1 cup, not bad. Until you see it's been 44 seasons.
Interview Questions: 5
Horrible formatting. Questions are better than the others. Helps with player creation than makes the player switch for the team.
Location: 4
Cold but there's mountains I can visit. Hallasan is a nice volcano i always visit in Korea. I hope the mountain and volcano in Colorado is better.
Team Name: 5
WTF is this, basketball?

Final Score: 4.8

Falcons

Detroit Falcons Falcons

Familiarity with the players drafted: 1
Dunno Espn (it's a shit sports network) -1
Dunno mcgriddleluvr -1
Wibbly wobbly who -1
Dunno LPeters -1
Swordfish are better than Barracudas -1
I hate Canada so DasMoose is auto -1
who is this Pasjflafljas Baslfja; -1
The legend that got drafted last -1
All negative bonus -1
GM competency: 5
5 Cups in 44 seasons is great.
Interview Questions: 7
Excellent formatting. -1 for discord question. Yuck
Location: 1
I don't want to get shot.
Team Name: 3
Wishes it could be the Steelhawks

Final Score: 3.5

raiders

Halifax Raiders: raiders

Familiarity with the players drafted: 5
I know Esa: +2
Who is blix -1
Thranduil? -1
Shadowz fits his name be cause I have no idea who he is -1
Don't know who iseah is -1
dudeee wtf -1
PASS lul -2
Total of -5 for a grand score of +5
GM competency: 3
2 Cups. You know how it goes
Interview Questions: 2
Horrible formatting. Makes me puke. Asks if it's ok to modify build. etc.
Location: 1
I hate Canada
Team Name: 1
This isn't American football

Final Score: 2.4

Knights

Kelowna Knights: Knights

Familiarity with the players drafted: 1
Another team which I don't know anyone that's drafted
GM competency: 10
11 Cups. This team knows how to win and they only know how to win.
Interview Questions: 4
Another horrible formatted interview. There are no horrible questions though so that is a plus.
Location: 3
I hate Canada so that's a -9 but I have a history with Kelowna so that's a measly +2
Team Name: 1
It's a bad name just like the Golden Knights

Final Score: 3.8

Lions

Lethbridge Lion Lions

Familiarity with the players drafted: 1
Don't know anyone again.
GM competency: 1
0 cups
Interview Questions: 5
Excellent formatting, decent questions
Location: 1
Get me out of Canada
Team Name: 2
Meh.

Final Score: 2

Scarecrows

St.Louis Scarecrow Scarecrows

Familiarity with the players drafted: 4
I know around 3 people but I haven't interacted with them that much
GM competency: 4
4 cups
Interview Questions: 2
Has formatting but that centre is terrible. Discord question so -20
Location: 4
Finally we're out in Canada. Well the Blues are up 2-0 on the Leafs so it's gotta be a high rating for me here.
EDIT: NVM it's fucking 2-2. now it's a 4 rating.
Team Name: 3
Fiddlesticks suck.

Final Score: 3.4

Whalers

Vancouver Whalers Whalers

Familiarity with the players drafted: 4
I know around 3 people but I haven't interacted with them that much
GM competency: 9
9 cups. Streaky but has a recent win as well
Interview Questions: 1
You do know that bolding it doesn't mean that it's gonna be bolded when I copy and paste it
Location: -1
Yikes, no one wants to live there. Also watch out for the horrible drivers at Richmond This one deserves a -1 score
Team Name: 1
Please protect the whales. They are smart creatures. We shouldn't promote the killing of whales.

Final Score: 2.8

Final Rankings: (out of 10)
4.8 Colorado Raptors: Raptors

3.8 Kelowna Knights: Knights

3.5 Detroit Falcons: Falcons

3.4 St. Louis Scarecrows:

3.2 Armada Anchorage: :anchorage:
2.8 Anaheim Outlaws: Outlaws

2.8 Vancouver Whalers: Whalers

2.4 Halifax Raiders: raiders

2 Lethbridge Lions: Lions

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***O4L*** · 02-19-2019, 11:35 PM

how did ronan o'keefe not get drafted

"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

SlashACM · 02-19-2019, 11:55 PM

Putting Detroit over STL. Yikes from me dawg

JNH · 02-20-2019, 12:07 AM

Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

Dangles13 · 02-20-2019, 12:56 AM

02-20-2019, 12:07 AMJNH Wrote: Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

You don't get to shower, dummy.

JNH · 02-20-2019, 12:59 AM

02-20-2019, 12:56 AMDangles13 Wrote:
02-20-2019, 12:07 AMJNH Wrote: Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

You don't get to shower, dummy.

@SHLPA I'd like a trade

***notorioustig*** · 02-20-2019, 04:07 AM

02-19-2019, 11:55 PMSlashACM Wrote: Putting Detroit over STL. Yikes from me dawg

grok · 02-20-2019, 04:20 AM

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SecondSucks22 · 02-20-2019, 04:47 AM

02-20-2019, 04:20 AMgrok Wrote: Thanks for the feedback. Due to your recommendation. We are excited to announce our imminent relocation to Flint, Michigan

Pls no

SlashACM · 02-20-2019, 10:24 AM

02-20-2019, 04:07 AMnotorioustig Wrote:
02-19-2019, 11:55 PMSlashACM Wrote: Putting Detroit over STL. Yikes from me dawg

In bird culture this is widely regarded as a dick move

stud · 02-20-2019, 06:52 PM

02-20-2019, 12:07 AMJNH Wrote: Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

bruh, did you see me try to destroy skt but my entire team fed like fucks? 5-3-6 buddy. now you're jealous. Fuck BDD.

*Zoone16* · 02-20-2019, 07:19 PM

02-20-2019, 06:52 PMstud Wrote:
02-20-2019, 12:07 AMJNH Wrote: Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

bruh, did you see me try to destroy skt but my entire team fed like fucks? 5-3-6 buddy. now you're jealous. Fuck BDD.

Who cares? At the end of the day Griffin is clapping everyone. Chovy is damn near immortal.

JNH · 02-20-2019, 08:55 PM

02-20-2019, 06:52 PMstud Wrote:
02-20-2019, 12:07 AMJNH Wrote: Buddy you'd be lucky to hold my towel while I shower. You're just jealous that I get full laser printing privileges in my apartment complex's business center.

@Dangles13 smite this fool

bruh, did you see me try to destroy skt but my entire team fed like fucks? 5-3-6 buddy. now you're jealous. Fuck BDD.

You're confusing me with someone who actually cares like @Kylrad

stud · 02-21-2019, 01:09 AM

02-20-2019, 07:19 PMZoone16 Wrote:
02-20-2019, 06:52 PMstud Wrote: bruh, did you see me try to destroy skt but my entire team fed like fucks? 5-3-6 buddy. now you're jealous. Fuck BDD.

Who cares? At the end of the day Griffin is clapping everyone. Chovy is damn near immortal.

Rookie is gonna smack him just like how he smacked everyone last worlds.

*Katth* · 02-22-2019, 09:22 AM

I lolled.

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