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#46
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2019, 09:19 PM by Troy_McClure03.)

Catagory: Birthday!

Front: <picture of a snowman playing hockey> Heard you like it Winnipeg Cold for your super special birthday!


Inside: Luckily it is so freakin' cold you can skate to work! In fact, it is so cold you do not have a choice, you HAVE TO!!

Happy Birthday!

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#47
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2019, 05:39 AM by Tomasnz.)

Category: winning your lunchtime hockey league

Front Cover: We Won!

Inside the card wording: ...And you lost! We are the champions, and you're not, dah-dah-dah-di-dah-di-dah, and we'll beat you... next year again!

(Suggested use is sending to beaten finalist, WARNING: may exclude you from winning most sportsman like)

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#48
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2019, 07:29 AM by Raven.)

Category: Celebration

Front Cover: Happy birthday you old tart!

Inside the card wording: PS. Can I get that thing back you borrowed from me all that time ago? It's been forever now and I really want it back.

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Thank you Fever, sköldpaddor and OD for the amazing sigs!
Heart  Militia Montreal Impact/Militia Militia-Old Heart
#49

Category: Condolence 

Front Cover: Condolences to Raptos fans

Inside the card wording: We apologize for a terrible start to the season, we hoped for a better one. But soon comes the playoffs and we will be Meme team 3

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#50

Category: Valentines Day

Front Cover: You must have dropped your gloves

Inside the card wording: Cause I can't wait to give you a pounding.

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#51

Category: Columbus Day

Front Cover: hey cool I got you this because you liked cards

Inside the card wording: but I hate you as much as Chris Columbus hated native Americans. Welcome to Florida

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#52

Category: Valentines
Front Cover: Some say Valentine's Day is the perfect time to be an Outlaw
Inside the card wording: That is because today I get to steal your heart and make our get away.

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#53
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2019, 02:13 PM by BarnabasCollins.)

Category: Retirement

Front Cover: When you break into your Happy Dance

Inside the card wording: Chickens of Canada rejoice, the Parm King has left the building! We are no longer in danger of extinction!

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#54

Category: Happy Birthday
Front Cover: Happy Birthday you beautiful bitch
Inside: No cake for you, the Rage gonna take it all and eat it too because we are going top of the east after this weekend's through.

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3 time Four Star Cup Champion S40-S42
S43 Jesster Trophy Nominee Winner

Scored my first SHL goal in just my second SHL game. 2. Manhattan Rage , James Dekens 1 (Mikael Talo 1, Sigurd Hansen 1) at 18:39
#55
(This post was last modified: 03-08-2019, 09:41 AM by Alex Mack.)

Category: Valentine's

Front Cover: Happy Valentine's Day, You know there's nothing I love more than spooning you baby...

Inside the card wording: but tonight you get forked by Daddy Mack you better be ready

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#56

Category: Fathers Day

Front Cover: Whenever I need someone to look up to, someone to follow, you're always there. Always standing tall, and being the role model that I need.

Inside the card wording: Happy Fathers Day, Teddy Cuddles. Love, Tigole Bitties

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RIP Dangel. See you on the other side, brother
#57

Category: Condolences

Front Cover: Sorry you didn't win the cup...

Inside the card wording: ...at least you have the entry draft to look forward to.

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Sig Credit: Suavemente, rum_ham, Turd Ferguson

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#58

Category: Contract Extension

Front Cover: So you signed your life away. Congrats!

Inside the card wording: Don't worry if you never see your friends again, they'll send you a post card much like this one!

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#59

Category: Merry Christmas!

Front Cover: This ain't your grandma's Christmas!

Inside the card wording: Come to Casimir Steven's van down by the river and let's get rekt son! Bring your own drugs, alcohol, and hookers so we can share.

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#60

Category: Condolences/Congratulations

Front Cover:Roses are red, Violets are blue

Inside the card wording: Your season might be over but the stick between your legs has a personal date with a shoe.



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