Alright, here's my big mount rushfour. I know like 4 people here that aren't on my team so this is perfect.

@slothfacekilla you know, every Mount Rushmore needs a face that doesn't really belong. The real Mount Rushmore has 3 really great presidents who had an impact on the United States on a worldwide scale. And then there's Teddy fucking Roosevelt who said "hey let's not destroy these parks" and apparently that's on the same scale as ending slavery, being the first president, or writing the Constitution. Jimmy Slothface takes the Teddy Roosevelt spot on the mountain because quite frankly he's the best representation for what the Halifax Raiders have embodied so far. I'll leave the meaning behind that up to you. 

@Kalakar Matt Kholin is easily the Abraham Lincoln of the Raiders. In our trying times, we have needed a beacon of light, and Matt Kholin is the only forward on the team from S45 that has yet to disappoint us. To any rookies/sophomores who read that, I made it pretty fuckin clear that I'm only talking about my draft. Anyways, Matt Kholin will lead us to the promised land before being shot by a KGB agent for his past crimes. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.

@bilbo Dom Montgomery is the George Washington of our team. He's been here since...idk before I got here. He's been here for a hot minute.  Dom is the unquestioned leader of the Raiders and has helped us turn a corner from laughable dumpster fire to laughable fucks who somehow win one series in the playoffs every year. Baby steps. Like George Washington, Dom will probably give us great advice when he leaves for the big boy league, only for us to ignore it completely and slowly descend into hatred. 

@Im_A_Boonana Gaspard Boone would be the Thomas Jefferson of the Raiders but then he got traded and my heart broke into a million pieces. So instead, Boone will be the Thomas Jefferson of the North Stars because we traded for him the next day. I made Boone my Thomas Jefferson because historically, Thomas Jefferson was known for giving cookies to his favorite founding fathers. That's why Benjamin Franklin was so fat. Don't believe me? Read a history book.