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#31

Charge you an outrageous amount of money for such a short amount of time. You open your mouth but before you can say anything he turns around and says...

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04-26-2019, 04:05 AMJepox Wrote: Charge you an outrageous amount of money for such a short amount of time. You open your mouth but before you can say anything he turns around and says...

Shut up, the SHL is in danger, there is no time to waste. We need to safe Manhattan. Then suddenly you realise the taxi driver is ...



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#33

04-26-2019, 04:39 AMgordieboom Wrote: Shut up, the SHL is in danger, there is no time to waste. We need to safe Manhattan. Then suddenly you realise the taxi driver is ...

... actually the same guy who sold you this absolutely disgusting coffee last week. But that's not important right now. Stop thinking about coffee. While you're still staring at the driver, he says:

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#34

"OOOGELY BOOGELY YAYAYAYAYA HAI JALAI PAKAI!!!!" He peels off his face and the taxi driver is none other than @Pingy Pingu, zipping and zapping around town doing his oogelys and boogelys.

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#35

You immediately lunge at him from your seat, remembering the time Pingy Pingu last annoyed you and you vowed it would be the last time you hear his voice. Fearing an all too familiar headline of "hockey player attacks cab driver", you flee to the first country you can think of...

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The transportation to achieve this is difficult however, as you just got out of a cab and there isn't another one in site. You start to run towards the nearest train station when...

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04-26-2019, 08:40 AMWeretarantula Wrote: The transportation to achieve this is difficult however, as you just got out of a cab and there isn't another one in site. You start to run towards the nearest train station when...

you realize that everyone around you is wearing penguin masks, slowly boogeling closer and oogeling you up and down with their hollow eyes, you realize there's only one thing left to do...



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As you slowly reach into your backpack and look for the one weapon you have to counter this calamity. Something, or someone pokes your back. You turn around and...

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(This post was last modified: 04-26-2019, 08:49 AM by Jenny.)

one of the nameless SHL board members is there. "Have you found the multis yet?" they whisper into your ear. "Have you checked your own IP address? Who are you, really?"

Terrified, you fall through an open manhole you didn't see. How did that get there? And how far down have you fallen...

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04-26-2019, 08:48 AMJenny Wrote: one of the nameless SHL board members is there. "Have you found the multis yet?" they whisper into your ear. "Have you checked your own IP address? Who are you, really?"

Terrified, you fall through an open manhole you didn't see. How did that get there? And how far down have you fallen...

...And you keep falling Until you land in an arm chair. The game is on TV, there are corn chips dip and beer. Where are you? Oh wow that was a great shot, and what a save! You don't recognize the uniforms. 

But before you can figure out what's going on, or at least drink some of that cold beer, "ahem" the voice is behind you. You turn around and see ..

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04-26-2019, 09:01 AMTomasnz Wrote:
04-26-2019, 08:48 AMJenny Wrote: one of the nameless SHL board members is there. "Have you found the multis yet?" they whisper into your ear. "Have you checked your own IP address? Who are you, really?"

Terrified, you fall through an open manhole you didn't see. How did that get there? And how far down have you fallen...

...And you keep falling Until you land in an arm chair. The game is on TV, there are corn chips dip and beer. Where are you? Oh wow that was a great shot, and what a save! You don't recognize the uniforms. 

But before you can figure out what's going on, or at least drink some of that cold beer, "ahem" the voice is behind you. You turn around and see ..

darkness.... nothing but darkness. You hear a faint sound in the distance... You walk towards it, unable to see anything. You reach for your phone and turn on the torch... there is a blinding light... and then an explosion. Blood. Everywhere. Your arm has fallen off from the bomb rigged into your phone and you hear an evil laugh from all directions, echoing around and seemingly echoing inside your little brain.

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
05-23-2020, 02:25 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Scoop AINEC
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04-26-2019, 09:09 AMBaelor Swift Wrote:
04-26-2019, 09:01 AMTomasnz Wrote: ...And you keep falling Until you land in an arm chair. The game is on TV, there are corn chips dip and beer. Where are you? Oh wow that was a great shot, and what a save! You don't recognize the uniforms. 

But before you can figure out what's going on, or at least drink some of that cold beer, "ahem" the voice is behind you. You turn around and see ..

darkness.... nothing but darkness. You hear a faint sound in the distance... You walk towards it, unable to see anything. You reach for your phone and turn on the torch... there is a blinding light... and then an explosion. Blood. Everywhere. Your arm has fallen off from the bomb rigged into your phone and you hear an evil laugh from all directions, echoing around and seemingly echoing inside your little brain.
@Dude emerges from the shadows, laughing an evil, maniacal laugh. In the midst of his chuckling, he says while twirling his evil mustache: “I’m about to say the n word”

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04-26-2019, 09:12 AMcpetrella Wrote:
04-26-2019, 09:09 AMBaelor Swift Wrote: darkness.... nothing but darkness. You hear a faint sound in the distance... You walk towards it, unable to see anything. You reach for your phone and turn on the torch... there is a blinding light... and then an explosion. Blood. Everywhere. Your arm has fallen off from the bomb rigged into your phone and you hear an evil laugh from all directions, echoing around and seemingly echoing inside your little brain.
@Dude emerges from the shadows, laughing an evil, maniacal laugh. In the midst of his chuckling, he says while twirling his evil mustache: “I’m about to say the n word”

"Nachos", dude says as he pulls a lever. Then, scorching hot cheese falls from the ceiling that seeps into the hole in your body where your arm used to be. The cheese burns and tears at your innards.

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(This post was last modified: 04-26-2019, 09:26 AM by prettyburn.)

Thankfully, your time on the SHL has taught you the best way to combat this sort of life-threatening situation! You log onto the site and navigate directly to the Thunderdome! "Dude called me a nachos!" you type out angrily, one-handed, waiting for a response.

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04-26-2019, 09:25 AMprettyburn Wrote: Thankfully, your time on the SHL has taught you the best way to combat this sort of life-threatening situation! You log onto the site and navigate directly to the Thunderdome! "Dude called me a nachos!" you type out angrily, one-handed, waiting for a response.

The silence waiting for replies is deafening. It's almost ... too quiet. Then, out of nowhere, he emerges:

"TOM: TOM REPORTERMAN HERE IM HERE WITH SPARKS LIGHTNING HOW YA DOIN SPARKS

SPARKS: WELL YKNOW TOM I HEARD ABOUT THESE NACHOS AND I AM SURE HUNGRY"

You're panicking -- who is this Sparks Lightning and why is he speaking in the 3rd person? Suddenly, another SHLer of old comes to your aid .... it's --




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