04-26-2019, 10:10 AM(This post was last modified: 04-26-2019, 10:13 AM by Daco.)
04-26-2019, 09:35 AMGCool Wrote:
04-26-2019, 09:25 AMprettyburn Wrote: Thankfully, your time on the SHL has taught you the best way to combat this sort of life-threatening situation! You log onto the site and navigate directly to the Thunderdome! "Dude called me a nachos!" you type out angrily, one-handed, waiting for a response.
The silence waiting for replies is deafening. It's almost ... too quiet. Then, out of nowhere, he emerges:
"TOM: TOM REPORTERMAN HERE IM HERE WITH SPARKS LIGHTNING HOW YA DOIN SPARKS
SPARKS: WELL YKNOW TOM I HEARD ABOUT THESE NACHOS AND I AM SURE HUNGRY"
You're panicking -- who is this Sparks Lightning and why is he speaking in the 3rd person? Suddenly, another SHLer of old comes to your aid .... it's --
Suddenly a Nacho Cheese covered Poopity Scoop emerges from the shadows. He has... pooped his pants. He starts licking up the nacho cheese drenched all over his body and starts humming a tune...@Baelor Swift
Ron Mexico suddenly twirls his hand and you become @DrunkenTeddy!. You are shocked how easy it was but as you as you turn around you see a figure sprinting away from you and it's....
04-26-2019, 10:10 AMImShiny Wrote: Ron Mexico suddenly twirls his hand and you become @DrunkenTeddy!. You are shocked how easy it was but as you as you turn around you see a figure sprinting away from you and it's....
@Pingy Pingu on his little scooter screaming "NOOT NOOT NOOT NOOT YAYAYAYAYAYA". Not unheard of, but it's still surprising that the literal transformation of a person into someone else in front of his eyes can't stop him from sending noots out into the world.
you realize theres a rope tied to the back end of his scooter and a heap of it is unraveling in front of you. oh god. the other end is tied to your computer chair isnt it? before you can react you are jerked forward, trailing Pingy as he putts around. you werent ready for this adventure. you are at his disposal.
Pingy increases his speed quickly as you hurtle around on your desk chair, gripping on for dear life, your strength eventually giving way when you tumble off the chair, rolling as your body comes to a halt at the feet of Goku Muerto
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04-26-2019, 10:30 AMhewasajazzman Wrote: you realize theres a rope tied to the back end of his scooter and a heap of it is unraveling in front of you. oh god. the other end is tied to your computer chair isnt it? before you can react you are jerked forward, trailing Pingy as he putts around. you werent ready for this adventure. you are at his disposal.
"NOOT NOOOT NOOOOOOTTTTT," shouts @Pingy Pingu as he scoots you around. But he is not a careful boy and actually very wreckless as he crashes and you skid across the Antarctic ice sheet.... Pingy, although wreckless, is quite agile and manages to stop both himself and you from falling into the cold ocean. But danger lurks ahead.... You can see a shark fin nearby.
08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE
"GRAB THE PINTO BEANS" Pingy shouts, with urgency exploding from his lungs. O YA YA YA SHARK WATCH OUT GRAB THE PINTO BEANS LETS GET OUTTA HERE. You look around. There are no pinto beans...
...But there are red kidney beans, the color of your mother's hair. You miss her and wish you wouldn't have joined the SHL and forgotten all of your friends and family. Suddenly, you hear a loud bang from behind you.
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04-26-2019, 11:23 AMbilbo Wrote: ...But there are red kidney beans, the color of your mother's hair. You miss her and wish you wouldn't have joined the SHL and forgotten all of your friends and family. Suddenly, you hear a loud bang from behind you.
IT'S KING! He jumped down onto the ice sheet from a helicopter above you that you couldn't hear momentarily over the 1000 font NOOTS surrounding your ear cavities. He takes one look at Pingy and...
04-26-2019, 11:23 AMbilbo Wrote: ...But there are red kidney beans, the color of your mother's hair. You miss her and wish you wouldn't have joined the SHL and forgotten all of your friends and family. Suddenly, you hear a loud bang from behind you.
IT'S KING! He jumped down onto the ice sheet from a helicopter above you that you couldn't hear momentarily over the 1000 font NOOTS surrounding your ear cavities. He takes one look at Pingy and...
Shits his pants. He is so embarrassed he flees the scene and is never heard of ever again. Meanwhile pingy is engulfed in a beautiful flame that doesn't hurt him ... no ... it only makes him stronger...
04-26-2019, 11:31 AMWeretarantula Wrote: IT'S KING! He jumped down onto the ice sheet from a helicopter above you that you couldn't hear momentarily over the 1000 font NOOTS surrounding your ear cavities. He takes one look at Pingy and...
Shits his pants. He is so embarrassed he flees the scene and is never heard of ever again. Meanwhile pingy is engulfed in a beautiful flame that doesn't hurt him ... no ... it only makes him stronger...
Suddenly the noots are reaching a critical mass and you notice that your ears are starting to bleed. You try to tell Pingy to stop but he's frantically throwing pinto beans, not paying attention. You finally get Pingy's attention and scream....
04-26-2019, 11:44 AMTnlAstatine Wrote: Shits his pants. He is so embarrassed he flees the scene and is never heard of ever again. Meanwhile pingy is engulfed in a beautiful flame that doesn't hurt him ... no ... it only makes him stronger...
Suddenly the noots are reaching a critical mass and you notice that your ears are starting to bleed. You try to tell Pingy to stop but he's frantically throwing pinto beans, not paying attention. You finally get Pingy's attention and scream....
“HAI LUNGA GUMBA” the noots have driven you insane. You are beyond the point of return. Pingy then sends you noots and you cannit control your lust for pingy