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06-09-2019, 11:16 AM
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The Toronto North Stars would like to announce the signing of Dionyz Vyskoc to the team. We are aiming for him to be a big part of our offense for the coming years and for his veteran leadership to be a great example for our rookies and young players. In all seriousness, Arty was one of the biggest influences on myself after I got drafted to PGF all those seasons ago. As Toronto tries to get younger in the coming years, I expect having his presence will have a great effect on the players we draft and how they build themselves here on the site. #DoItForDildo
Dionyz Vyskoc @
artermis
S48: $3,000,000
S49: $3,000,000
S50: $3,000,000 (PO)
Welcome to the North Stars Arty!
artermis IIHF Commissioner
Patron Saint of the SMJHL
A team that I've wanted to get on since my rookie season, but it was never a good time.
I'm excited to join Toronto as my first FA signing ever, and as perhaps my last destination as a player.
Thank you ml for the kind words, while I doubt I'll be a big part of your offence for long, I'm glad I could join you guys before I go.
I wish I could say more about how much I appreciate this and ml to try and one-up him in this beautiful post, but creative writing is not one of my strengths while on codeine.
Accepted
MWHazard Wrote: i'll playwith anyone
playing with my teammates is part of the intangibles I bring to the table
i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normalJustice,Sep 18 2016, 02:09 PM Wrote: 4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbhMcJesus - Today at 10:38 PM Wrote: FIRE EGGY
HIRE ARTY
06-09-2019, 03:29 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-09-2019, 03:29 PM by karey .)
Aww this sucks. Could have joined the fray :(
I can't believe you've done this!
Jimmy Larkin-Conway | LW | Seattle Argonauts
=============Transactions==============
- Drafted 19th overall by Nevada (S59)
- Drafted 27th overall by Baltimore (S60)
- Traded to Winnipeg Aurora (S63)
- Traded to Toronto North Stars (S64)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S65)
- Re-signed with Toronto North Stars (S68,etc.)
- Signed with Seattle Argonauts (S76)
================Trophies================
- Aidan Richan Award (S65)
Kit Kirkstone | G | Retired
Charlie Schieck | D | Retired
Jeff Kirkstone | G | Retired | Former GM
bluesfan55 IIHF Federation Head
Too young for this shit
arty y u make me sad
Sebastien Regazzoni || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || 1276 TPE
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height/Weight: 6'3", 200 lbs
SHL Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 17 A: 25 PTS: 42 PIMS: 32 +/-: -23 H: 75
S72 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 28 A: 31 PTS: 59 PIMS: 55 +/-: 7 H: 89
S73 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 24 A: 33 PTS: 57 PIMS: 34 +/-: -2 H: 81
S74 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 37 PTS: 49 PIMS: 43 +/-: -8 H: 83
S75 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 11 A: 51 PTS: 62 PIMS: 39 +/-: 22 H: 66
S76 || HAM || GP: 66 G: 33 A: 60 PTS: 93 PIMS: 37 +/-: -18 H: 87
SHL Playoff Stats
S71 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 H: 5
S72 || HAM || GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 0 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 H: 7
S73 || HAM || GP: 12 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: 2 PIM: 10 H: 10
S74 || HAM || GP: 7 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 H: 14
S75 || HAM || GP: 14 G: 3 A: 10 PTS: 13 +/-: -0 PIM: 2 H: 17
SMJHL Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 25 A: 21 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 6 H: 107
S68 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 41 PTS: 61 +/-: 5 PIM: 30 H: 138
S69 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 20 A: 33 PTS: 53 +/-: -3 PIM: 18 H: 142
S70 || ANC || GP: 66 G: 12 A: 23 PTS: 35 +/-: -54 PIM: 28 H: 78
Career SMJHL Regular Season Stats
GP: 264 G: 77 A: 118 PTS: 195 +/-: -57 PIM: 82 H: 465
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S67 || ANC || GP: 5 G: 4 A: 1 PTS: 5 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 H: 11
S68 || ANC || GP: 10 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: 7 PIM: 4 H: 24
Career Milestones
Drafted 20th overall by Anchorage, S67 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 4th overall by Hamilton, S68 SHL Draft
Voted Anchorage Armada captain, S69
Mitchell van der Heijden || C || Philadelphia Forge || 925 TPE
Birthplace: Alkmaar, Netherlands
Height/Weight: 6'2", 205 lbs
SHL Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 G: 8 A: 10 PTS: 18 PIMS: 16 +/-: 0 H: 24
S55 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 19 PTS: 34 PIMS: 14 +/-: 2 H: 70
S56 | NEW | GP: 50 G: 16 A: 11 PTS: 27 PIMS: 26 +/-: -17 H: 65
S57 | NEW | GP: 66 G: 20 A: 28 PTS: 48 PIMS: 10 +/-: -37 H: 62
S58 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 22 A: 38 PTS: 60 PIMS: 22 +/-: 25 H: 92
S59 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 21 A: 37 PTS: 58 PIMS: 29 +/-: 37 H: 101
S60 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 49 A: 50 P: 99 PIMS: 6 +/-: 14 H: 97
S61 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 57 PTS: 87 PIMS: 10 +/-: 49 H: 122
S62 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 48 A: 38 PTS: 86 PIMS: 8 +/-: 32 H: 105
S63 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 51 PTS: 81 PIMS: 18 +/-: 47 H: 103
S64 | HAM | GP: 66 G: 30 A: 43 PTS: 73 PIMS: 8 +/-: 9 H: 103
S65 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 13 A: 37 PTS: 50 PIMS: 20 +/-: 25 H: 134
S66 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 15 A: 24 PTS: 39 PIMS: 30 +/-: -19 H: 116
S67 | PHI | GP: 66 G: 8 A: 27 PTS: 35 PIMS: 20 +/-: 4 H: 140
Career Regular Season Stats
GP: 876 G: 325 A: 470 PTS: 795 PIMS: 237 +/-: 172 H: 1338
SHL Playoff Stats
S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 5 PTS: 12 PIMS: 4 +/-: 1
S56 | NEW | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 4 +/-: -4
S57 | NEW | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: 0
S58 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 PIMS: 2 +/-: 2
S59 | HAM | GP: 11 G: 2 A: 5 PTS: 7 PIMS: 0 +/-: 4
S60 | HAM | GP: 10 G: 2 A: 3 PTS: 5
S61 | HAM | GP: 19 G: 9 A: 16 PTS: 25
S62 | HAM | GP: 14 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19
S63 | HAM | GP: 25 G: 10 A: 12 PTS: 22
S64 | HAM | GP: 17 G: 7 A: 17 PTS: 24
S65 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9
S66 | PHI | G: 7 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3
S67 | PHI | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 4 PTS: 4
Total SHL Playoff Stats
GP: 172 G: 55 A: 93 PTS: 148
SMJHL Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 14 PTS: 28 PIMS: 6 +/-: -1 H: 21
S51 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 27 PTS: 47 PIMS: 17 -/+: 11 H: 15
S52 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 28 PTS: 53 PIMS: 29 +/-: 7 H: 62
S53 | ANC | GP: 50 G: 26 A: 26 PTS: 52 PIMS: 24 +/-: 12 H: 109
Total SMJHL Reg. Season Stats
GP: 200 G: 85 A: 95 PTS: 180 PIMS: 79 +/-: 29 H: 207
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S50 | ANC | GP: 11 G: 1 A: 4 PTS: 5 PIMS: 0 +/-: -6
S51 | ANC | GP: 12 G: 5 A: 7 PTS: 12 PIMS: 2 +/-: 7
S52 | ANC | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S53 | ANC | GP: 7 G: 0 A: 3 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
Total SMJHL Playoff Stats
GP: 41 G: 8 A: 16 PTS: 24 PIMS: 2 +/-: 1
Accolades
Won S51 4 Star Cup with Anchorage
Won Silver Medal with Switzerland, S51 IIHF
named best forward, S51 WJC
named to second team all SMJHL, S52
named Anchorage alternate captain, S51/S52
named Anchorage captain, S53
named first team all SMJHL, S53
won Ideen Fallah Award (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP), S53
named SMJHL All-Star, S51-S53
won S54 Challenge Cup with New Orleans
scored Challenge Cup-winning goal, S54
named New England alternate captain, S55
#15 retired by the Anchorage Armada
Challenge Cup winner with Hamilton, S58/S61/S63
SHL All-Star, S60-S63
Karpovtsov and McDonald winner, S60
Sarmad Khan winner, S60
Ron Mexico winner, S60
First Team All-SHL, S60
Gold medal winner with Switzerland, S65
Member of the Triple Gold Club
SHL Hall of Famer
Draft Things
drafted 11th by Anchorage in S50 SMJHL Draft
drafted 13th overall by New Orleans in S51 SHL Draft
Joseph Lombardi || RW || Anchorage Armada co-GM || 969 TPE
Name: Joseph Lombardi
Position: Right Wing
Birthplace: Voorhees, NJ, USA (transferred to Ireland)
Height: very short (5'3")
Weight: 145 lbs
SHL Regular Season Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 13 A: 9 PTS: 22 PIMS: 6 +/-: -10
S39 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 12 A: 8 PTS: 20 PIMS: 8 +/-: -10
S40 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 14 A: 15 PTS: 29 PIMS: 7 +/-: 9
S41 | MIN | GP: 50 G: 7 A: 6 PTS: 13 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S42 | MIN/SEA | GP: 47 G: 14 A: 20 PTS: 34 PIMS: 6 +/-: 4
S43 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26 PTS: 46 PIMS: 8 +/-: 5
S44 | SEA | GP: 50 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 PIMS: 18 +/-: -16
S45 | SEA/TOR | GP: 50 G: 20 A: 20 PTS: 40 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 50 G: 25 A: 23 PTS: 48 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S47 | EDM | GP: 50 G: 17 A: 23 PTS: 40 PIMS: 10 +/-: 26
S48 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 21 A: 17 PTS: 38 PIMS: 10 +/-: 5
S49 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 6 A: 20 PTS: 26 +/-: -8 PIMS: 13
S50 | SFP | GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 PIMS: 10 +/-: 15
Career Stats
GP: 647 G: 202 A: 215 PTS: 417 PIMS: 96 +/-: 14
SHL Playoff Stats
S38 | SFP | GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 6 +/-: -3
S39-S40 | SFP | Missed playoffs
S41 | MIN | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
S42 | SEA | missed playoffs
S43 | SEA | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 6 PTS: 6 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S44 | SEA | missed playoffs
S45 | TOR | GP: 5 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 PIMS: 0 +/-: 1
S46 | TOR | GP: 7 G: 2 A: 7 PTS: 9 PIMS: 0 +/-: -1
S47 | EDM | GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 PIMS: 0 +/-: -3
S48 | SFP | GP: 6 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: -4
S49 | SFP | missed playoffs
S50 | SFP | GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 PTS: 0 PIMS: 0 +/-: 0
Career Playoff Stats
all you need to know is that I was shit
SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 50 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 PIMS: 2 +/-: -1
S36 | STL | GP: 50 G: 10 A: 7 PTS: 17 PIMS: 4 +/-: 0
S37 | STL | GP: 44 G: 16 A: 15 PTS: 31 PIMS: 8 +/-: -4
Total Stats: GP: 144 G: 27 A: 22 PTS: 49 PIMS: 14 +/-: -5
SMJHL Playoff Stats
S35 | STL | GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: 1
S36 | STL | GP: 6 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -1
S37 | STL | GP: 13 G: 4 A: 10 PTS: 14 +/-: -3
Total Stats: GP: 26 G: 7 A: 12 PTS: 19 +/-: -3
Things I've Done
Selected 40th overall in S35 SMJHL Draft by STL
Selected 30th overall in S36 SHL Entry Draft by POR
Won some team awards with the Crows, but no cup
won Presidents Trophy with San Francisco in S38
won a silver medal with Ireland (S38)
won two bronze medals with Ireland (S39, S41)
won a shit ton of golds with Ireland (S42-47)
was traded by San Francisco to Minnesota before S41
Traded to Seattle by Minnesota before S42 Trade Deadline
traded to Toronto by Seattle before S45 trade deadline
signed a one year, $6 million contract with Edmonton
signed a one year, $4.5 million contract with San Fransisco
named Pride alternate captain for S48
won president's trophy with SFP (s50)
writes haters guides where I shit on every team
ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @
Ragnar for the sigs
Chris-McZehrl Registered
S18, S23, S27, S34, S37, S46 Challenge Cup Champion
what a bottom line
Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 -
Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 -
New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 -
Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 -
Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 -
Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 -
Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*
*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 -
Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 -
St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)
SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl
*
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl
*
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)
*1st Ballot Hall of Famer
small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
Processed.
Charlie Serpe || D || Specters || Scarecrows ||Team USA || 1298 TPE || Retired ||
Name: Charlie Serpe
Age: 21
Birthplace: Chicago, Illinois
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S46 | 50 GP | 1 G | 19 A | 20 P | 0 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 50 H | 40 SB
S47 | 50 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +15 | 10 PPP | 34 PIM | 54 H | 75 SB
SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S46 | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 21 SB
S47 | 13 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | -3 | 10 PPP | 0 PIM | 9 H | 15 SB
SHL Regular Season Stats:
S48 | 50 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 14 PIM | 44 H | 38 SB
S49 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +10 | 1 PPP | 18 PIM | 43 H | 38 SB
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | +18 | 0 PPP | 12 PIM | 22 H | 39 SB
S51 | 50 GP | 0 G | 22 A | 22 P | +15 | 3 PPP | 8 PIM | 29 H | 48 SB
S52 | 50 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 P | +6 | 9 PPP | 16 PIM | 27 H | 72 SB
S53 | 50 GP | 3 G | 10 A | 13 P | +2 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 29 H | 125 SB
S54 | 44 GP | 2 G | 12 A | 14 P | +7 | 2 PPP | 14 PIM | 4 H | 88 SB
S55 | 50 GP | 5 G | 19 A | 24 P | 17 | 0 PPP | 16 PIM | 22 H | 74 SB
SHL Playoff Stats:
S48 | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 19 H | 7 SB
S49 | 11 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +3 | 0 PPP | 8 PIM | 17 H | 11 SB
S50 | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 0 PPP | 7 PIM | 7 H | 13 SB
S51 | 5 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 4 H | 3 SB
S52 | 13 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +6 | 0 PPP | 2 PIM | 3 H | 11 SB
S53 | 3 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +0 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 1 H | 5 SB
S54 | 17 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +0 | 2 PPP | 8 PIM | 3 H | 52 SB
S55 | 20 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | +1 | 0 PPP | 18 PIM | 8 H | 43 SB
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Transactions:
Drafted 15th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 10th overall by the New Orleans Specters in the S47 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
S46 SMJHL Four Star Cup Champion
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award for Most Locker Room Activity
S46 St. Louis Scarecrows Vladmir Bodnar Award for Best Rookie
S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S51 IIHF Gold Medal
S53 IIHF Gold Medal
S54 Challenge Cup Champion
Victor Fedorov || C || Platoon || Scarecrows || Team Russia || Retired ||
Name: Victor Ferorov
Age: 18
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S56 | 50 GP | 3 G | 13 A | 16 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 46 PIM | 86 H | 71 SB
S57 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -8 | 0 PPP | 20 PIM | 49 H | 73 SB
SMJHL Playoff Stats:
SHL Regular Season Stats:
SHL Playoff Stats:
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Transactions:
Drafted 28th overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows in the S56 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 38th overall by the Baltimore Platoon in the S57 SHL Entry Draft
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Awards:
Vadim Askerov || D || Grizzlies || Patriotes || 437 TPE ||
Name: Vadim Askerov
Age: 21
Birthplace: Moscow, Russia
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 185 lbs
Number: 13
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S61 | 49 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -10 | 10 PPP | 16 PIM | 26 H | 65 SB
S62 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37 A | 49 P | +33 | 8 PPP | 18 PIM | 26 H | 78 SB
SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S61 | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PPP | 4 PIM | 6 H | 23 SB
S62 | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 0 PIM | 3 H | 2 SB
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