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Toronto Brings a Dildo
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(This post was last modified: 06-09-2019, 11:18 AM by ml002.)

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The Toronto North Stars would like to announce the signing of Dionyz Vyskoc to the team. We are aiming for him to be a big part of our offense for the coming years and for his veteran leadership to be a great example for our rookies and young players. In all seriousness, Arty was one of the biggest influences on myself after I got drafted to PGF all those seasons ago. As Toronto tries to get younger in the coming years, I expect having his presence will have a great effect on the players we draft and how they build themselves here on the site. #DoItForDildo

Dionyz Vyskoc @artermis
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S49: $3,000,000
S50: $3,000,000 (PO)

Welcome to the North Stars Arty!

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A team that I've wanted to get on since my rookie season, but it was never a good time.

I'm excited to join Toronto as my first FA signing ever, and as perhaps my last destination as a player.

Thank you ml for the kind words, while I doubt I'll be a big part of your offence for long, I'm glad I could join you guys before I go.

I wish I could say more about how much I appreciate this and ml to try and one-up him in this beautiful post, but creative writing is not one of my strengths while on codeine.

Accepted

MWHazard Wrote:i'll playwith anyone
playing with my teammates is part of the intangibles I bring to the table
i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normal
Justice,Sep 18 2016, 02:09 PM Wrote:4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh
McJesus - Today at 10:38 PM Wrote:FIRE EGGY
HIRE ARTY
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(This post was last modified: 06-09-2019, 03:29 PM by karey.)

Aww this sucks. Could have joined the fray :(
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I can't believe you've done this!





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arty y u make me sad

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what a bottom line

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S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
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