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S48 First Round Draft Haikus
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Round One

The day of the draft
Finally has come. Let’s take
A look at the list.

1. Kaspars Claude
Taken number one
Seventeen apples, no goals
Future top pair D

2. Gabriel Johnson
Closely matched with Claude
Four fewer points, same shot blocks
Good pick for Steelhawks

3. Forfeit
A lot of drama had
The third pick was forfeited
Tampering is bad

4. Oliver Cleary
Yet one more D man
Cleary plays the body hard
Make hits. Block shots. Skree!

5. Calogero Crudelli
Rookie with fourteen points
Tied for tenth place in rookie points
But plus minus...ouch

6. Piotr Horvat
Twenty point D man
Plays the body and blocks shots
Why not higher up?

7. Timmo Kyllonen
This fourth line Raider
Put up two goals fours assists
More ice time more points

8. Lyle Odelein III
Likes to drop the gloves
One win one tie in two fights
Expect more goals soon

9. Nick Connolly
Playmaker winger
Has good wheels and good control
Solid wing coming

10. Mika Kandinsky
Wins half of face-offs
Fourth line time, eleven points
Promising future

11. Satoshi Zigzagooney
Steal at eleven
Number three in rookie points
Dangerous D man

12. Bobby Bobcalf
Shoot, snipe, and celly
Goal scorer first and foremost
Many more to com

13. Padraig Sarantez
Puck moving D man
Eleven assists, two goals
Well balanced player

14. Barrett Blackwood
Solid right winger
Good rookie run with 6 goals
Get stronger. Watch out

15. Atlas Rush
Has good hands and strength
He got bodied hard all year
Keep your head up, dude

16. Kasperi Braulin
Only goalie here
Six-six-and-1 in first year
Future ‘toon goalie

(274 words, x2 draft week bonus?)

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