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**bbjygm** · 06-21-2019, 11:47 AM

Hot Potato Trophy - SHL S48 Sim 5

SHL S48 Game 74 - CAL @ NOR

SHL Game 74 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jimmy Slothface @slothfacekilla
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: N/A
Team: Calgary Dragons
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 1:05:00
Hot po-take-to:
Jimmy Slothface had a fairly uneventful game. The 3rd-line winger had 3 shot attempts, all in the 3rd period, and only 2 of them were on target. He dished out no hits and received no hits from Calgary. Overall, it seems Slothface is content to keep the Hot Potato until a later game. Maybe he has a specific target in mind after reviewing the Specters's play schedule.

SHL S48 Game 78 - NOR @ SFP

SHL Game 78 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Jimmy Slothface @slothfacekilla
Team: New Orleans Specters
Victim: Goku Muerto @Muerto
Team: San Francisco Pride
Time: 19:05 of 1st period
Total possession time: 19:05
Hot po-take-to:
Jimmy Slothface has been playing a very cool, level-headed game recently. That is, until the end of this game's 1st period. Normally a winger doesn't have to take a face off, but sometimes they're called in by the ref. Jimmy was brought in to take the place of Paddy O'Sullivan after being ejected from the face off. Immediately after understandably losing the face off to Goku Muerto, a 2nd-line center for the San Francisco Pride with actual formal training in the face-off circle, it seemed Jimmy lost his temper and smashed into Goku, passing along the Hot Potato. It's unclear if Jimmothy had any kind of plan for dumping the Potato or a reason for his target selection, perhaps he just has a weak discipline over his temper with regards to face offs and that's why he chose to be a winger. For whatever reason he had, he passed the Hot Potato a third of the way through the game. This seemed to help as he took a few more shots on goal and was able to hit the back of the net in the 3rd period, giving the Specters a 2 goal lead over the Pride which they kept until the end of the game. It was rumored that immediately after passing the Hot Potato, Jimmy said, "Mad hit man, now potato gone. Not family feed. Is sad."

SHL Game 78 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Goku Muerto @Muerto
Team: San Francisco Pride
Victim: N/A
Team: New Orleans Specters
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 40:55
Hot po-take-to:
Goku Muerto has been an interesting player lately. His hair has been slowly turning golden and spiky, and sometimes if he's on a breakaway he'll build up to a steady and very loud yell right up until his shot attempt. ("Hold on, we have a guest that just walked into the studio. It's Vegeta Muerto, defenseman for the Hamilton Steelhawks. He says he has information on his tablet about Goku's TPE. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?" "It's over 1,000!" "What!? 1,000!? There's no way that can be right! Can it!?") Regarding this game, Goku was producing decently already up until the point he was transferred the Hot Potato, with a shot and deflect attempt, along with some face-off wins. Post-possession, Goku's game seemed to have been unaffected as he kept winning face offs at a reasonable pace and making shots and deflection attempts. Perhaps the possession of the Hot Potato got into his team's heads, though, as the Pride went on to finish the game scoreless. Goku was also unable to get rid of the Hot Potato this game and must carry it over into the next game versus the Texas Renegades. I heard they like fried foods in Texas, so if it gets passed along we will be very careful to keep them from eating it.

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