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Ya boi been drinking, give me a person / topic to write a Haiku about and watch the magic

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shit on me dad

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arbys

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(07-13-2019, 12:27 AM)luketd Wrote: shit on me dad

Gritty is my dad
Lucas, I am your father
What does that make you?

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(07-13-2019, 12:28 AM)Good_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: arbys

Orange shake is back
But they have the fucking meats
Mix them together

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(07-13-2019, 12:32 AM)NJBadApple Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:28 AM)Good_Ole_Kimmy Wrote: arbys

Orange shake is back
But they have the fucking meats
Mix them together

this fuckin sucks

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(07-13-2019, 12:31 AM)NJBadApple Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:27 AM)luketd Wrote: shit on me dad

Gritty is my dad
Lucas, I am your father
What does that make you?

this is a bad haiku

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(07-13-2019, 12:35 AM)Good_Ole_Kimmy Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:32 AM)NJBadApple Wrote: Orange shake is back
But they have the fucking meats
Mix them together

this fuckin sucks

u fukin suck

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(07-13-2019, 12:35 AM)luketd Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:31 AM)NJBadApple Wrote: Gritty is my dad
Lucas, I am your father
What does that make you?

this is a bad haiku

fuk u dude lets go
you watch to catch these fukin
piece of shit haikus?

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Hi how are you b
Ur face look like umbrella
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(07-13-2019, 12:39 AM)NJBadApple Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:35 AM)luketd Wrote: this is a bad haiku

fuk u dude lets go
you watch to catch these fukin
piece of shit haikus?

you're a piece of shit
thinking that you are big and tough
but you are small boy

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(07-13-2019, 12:43 AM)esilverm Wrote: Hi how are you b
Ur face look like umbrella
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Ur words make no sense
Turn to random page inside
Webster's volume one

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(07-13-2019, 12:43 AM)luketd Wrote:
(07-13-2019, 12:39 AM)NJBadApple Wrote: fuk u dude lets go
you watch to catch these fukin
piece of shit haikus?

you're a piece of shit
thinking that you are big and tough
but you are small boy

Smoll boy done kick ass
You should know second line is
Seven syllables

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Give me a haiku about kissing a man in the rain

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(07-13-2019, 01:37 AM)frithjofr Wrote: Give me a haiku about kissing a man in the rain

The love of his life
Sweet release; then Samee says,
"My love, King, at last"

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