SMJHL Game 101 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Noah Brusky @BrewskyBoy
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Victim: Haley Knight @satf
Team: Halifax Raiders
Time: 8:50 of 1st period
Total possession time: 8:50
Hot po-take-to: As Noah steps on the ice his eyes almost look glazed over, and he seems to be moving almost zombie like. As the cameras zoom in we see a potato strapped to his shoulder almost like it's whispering things into his ear. With just under 9 minutes into the game Brusky stumbles and falls back landing on Haley Knight. Suddenly Noah blinks and his eyes come back into focus, his nightmare is over before the potato possession could fully take affect.
SMJHL Game 101 Advanced Taterlytics Report:
Posessor: Haley Knight @satf
Team: Halifax Raiders
Victim: N/A
Team: St. Louis Scarecrows
Time: N/A
Total possession time: 51:10
Hot po-take-to:After taking the potato on from Brusky, Haley skates around looking for a Scarecrow to hit but none come near her. It's like everyone on the ice is actively avoiding her but she doesn't know why. Everything appears normal as she finishes the game with the infamous potato trophy, Knight has no idea why people get so freaked at over a potato. What does our mysterious potato have in store for Ms Knight, or will it hide and pretend to be "just" a potato.