Simulation Hockey League

One thing that Peter Ramsey is absolutely terrible at is putting in an effort of going beyond what is absolutely required to complete a task.

I as a human am very bad at rollerskating. Even though it seems similar to ice skating, it is not it is so hard. I always fall a lot and leave with very big bruises on my legs. Embarrassing.

Noah is a terrible swimmer. He was terrified of the water until he was in middle school when he finally learned how to swim, but even still he is not a good swimmer and can just barely keep afloat.

McCarthy is a terrible dancer. I mean, the absolute worst. He couldn't look coordinated in that way to save his life and he thanks God every day that he doesn't go out to clubs ever.

I can't build anytning. I try to be handy and fix or build small things around the house but I always end up having to hack things together or rig them to work the way I need.

I feel useless. But at least I'm good at hockey.

Adam is absolutely terrible at public speaking, he can deliver a riveting pre game speech to just his team, but if someone brings a camera in there, or he has to talk at a post game press conference it all becomes gibberish.

Kastrba is pretty awful at public speaking. he is glad that he isnt often the target of interviewers. weird trait to have for an assistant captain but he is much better at speaking around people he knows and is comfortable with.

Jean-Paul is great at many things, but he is bad at arguing. His family never used words well. Well, his parents did, but Jean-Paul and his siblings never did. His little sister gave his little brother a nice pile driver. Jean is similar. Except with his wife. He does not hit his wife.

Tor Tuck is terrible at roller blading. Many people think that the skills associated with being on the ice would translate quite well to the asphalt but so far Tor Tuck does not seem to see a correlation.

Pavel Kharlamov is awful at plating poker, he has an awful poker face that often makes him lose when playing with his friends or at a casino. So anytime he plays in Nevada he tends to avoid the Casinos.

Sadly even tho that Alex Selich has quite the imposing physique he sadly isn't much of a fighter or possesses any great fighting skills. He always was more of a technically sound player that would rarely drop the mitts.

Off the ice, one of Keahi's biggest weaknesses is his spatial awareness. He is so used to intentionally running into people during the game, that off the ice he can barely stop himself from bumping into people or objects.

Does it count as "off-ice" when the trouble is getting on ice? Seven times out of ten, Slip McScruff eats absolute ice when trying to step out onto the fresh sheet. It's no problem coming over the boards for a fresh shift because the momentum carries him out onto his feet. However, that first step before any period is treacherous for Slip. It's gotten to the point where his teammates line up in a semi circle as he comes out last to see if he makes it. When he beefs it, the team cheers and rallies for a strong surge to start the period. When he manages to enter without incident, he has a bit of a personal surge. Who knows if sometimes he takes the fall on purpose.

A native Finnish speaker, Lassi Suhonen is and always has been really bad at speaking English, which luckily hasn't been much of a problem living in Newfoundland.

Sasha is embarrassingly bad at knitting. He's always loved to knit since his grandmama taught him how back in the old country. But the poor guy can't get the hang of it. His scarves look like blankets and his blankets look like socks. He doesn't understand it either.