Simulation Hockey League

Mathias Seger has a terrible sense of direction. If it wasn't for his team mates, he'd probably get lost in between the locker room and the ice.

Jaska Seppälä is absolutely terrible at driving. By the time he was 20 he already destroyed two cars and have come close to destroying his third! I would suggest to anybody reading this to not right in a car Seppälä is driving

as great of a hockey player elias kierkegaard is for some reason he has such terrible grammar probably because he spent more of his time practicing hockey than studying his books

EVO:.........................I hate exams. With a passion. There was one time in Colorado when we were give an exam related to hockey history and tactics.........I slept through it.

It was an awkward few days afterwards.

I’m absolutely horrid with blocking shots and defense in general. I’m definitely an offensive minded player and this late in my career, I’m afraid that will not change. I can at least tighten it up but if you’re relying on my to be a two-way player, I’ve got some bad news.

Rex Kirkby is not a great driver. Despite all of his millions earned he hasnt spent any on a nice car and would generally prefer to ride a bike if the option is there.

parker smeb is a scott stevens award winning defencemen but he's rather poor at baking cakes, he practices every single day but consistently fails at baking his cakes in his microwave

Daniel Smeb is pretty talented and good at pretty much everything in life, one thing he does suck at however is inting, compared to the likes of Jules Watt and Parker Smeb, he really can't compete.

Pepperoni is terrible when it comes to distinguishing people's faces. People often think he's rude when he doesn't recognize them but it's almost as if he has some kind of face blindness.

Poopity Scoop is bad at eating cream cheese. When he eats bagels and cream cheese or other cream cheese meals, he ends up with a lot of cream cheese on his face like a big ol slob.

I'm just a terrible cook. It is something that I always work on, but I consistently overcook the hell out of things due to fear of undercooking. While this is often meats, I'm also sure to boil my cereal to avoid any potential complications.

Oliver Cleary is great on the ice but off the ice, he can't drive a car for the life of him. Some say the reason he's getting out of LA this off-season is to avoid LA driving as he's been in more than a few fender benders in the past 7 seasons.

one thing nick is absolutely awful at is keeping any sort of a positive attitude. whenever anything slightly wrong happens, his mental booms beyond recovery

Jack Kanoff is not a good driver nor has he ever been. Despite being a kid who loved nothing but hot wheelsJack Kanoff is not a good driver nor has he ever been. Despite being a kid who loved nothing but hot wheels and cars. He could recognize the rarest of car brands at a young age and always had an interest in them but he never could figure out how to drive them unfortunately. He got a steering wheel at the age of 12 and he eventually started playing popular racing game 'Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit' but no matter how hard he tried and whatever he did in order to improve, the young German-Canadian could never figure out how to drive. When the young hockey star failed to pass his driving test for the third straight time, it had immediately dawned on him. He could not drive, and he was never going to be able to. It hit him where it hurt the most and it hit him hard. In fact a significant amount of his rookie contract (After getting drafted to the Toronto North Stars) on a chauffeur in order to get him from point to point in real life. It's quite unfortunate but it is what it is for the young Toronto hockey star at the end of the day :(

I suck at typing and I rather not do pts that make me type as it is a struggle for me everyday. Writing 25-150 about silliness hurts me everyday.