Simulation Hockey League

Nicolaj is bad at writing. He write long thing some time but mostly short thing. That why he like mini PT because mini PT is short so he dont have to write long sentence. Short one do trick just fine

I am terrible at rocket league. @jeffie43, @Briedaqueduc, and @Gwdjohnsoncan attest. Like I am so ungodly bad at rocket league that some times during games I get so frustrated at how bad I am that I'll just stop trying to hit the ball and start going after cars.

Kaarlo Kekkonen is terrible at getting a good nights sleep. He will always find a reason to stay up late and waste time, which means he wakes up in the mornings feeling devoid of energy more often than not

Chris Goodname is terrible with women. I mean his grandpa (Krišs Labsvārds) was nasty babe lover and was doing boink boink o lallalala with fan girls in between game intermissions but Chris is exact opposite. He doesn't read situations well - doesn't understand when girl flirts with him. Even worse - he flirts like Ross from friends.

Henney is a man of many, many talents, but he does possess one fatal flaw, however. He is deathly afraid of the barber. Dentist? Easy. Doctor? Easy. Proctologist? Easy. Barber? Heck nah bro Henney would rather be in an elevator with Ray Rice than have some stranger touch his precious locks. Don't mess with the 'fro, bro.

One thing I'm not good at is winning Cups. Almost 50 years in the league an all I have to show for is one Four Star Cup and on Challenge Cup? Come on now, gimme a break. Maybe it's time to stop with the whole loyalty thing soon and just join some stacked teams to go hunt for some hardware...

I am really bad at decision making when I am off the ice. It is like I use all my brain power while playing that when I get home I cannot decide what I want to eat or even do.

Bork Lazer is awfully terrible at being a simp. He just cannot do it. Bork Lazer is too much of a Chad to go around simping and begging for shit. Bork Lazer takes what he wants and doesn't have to ask.

One thing FR Finn-Rhys is absolute garbage at, besides hockey, is fishing. He enjoys the hell out of it but he can barely bait a hook with live worms because they give him the heebie jeebies so badly.

Strom has always had an issue with art. He has no consistency with it. In college he tried to major in it for a semester, however the only thing he could draw was stick figures.

Cal Labovitch's colour vision deficiencies don't really pose a problem for him while playing hockey, but they do impair his abilities to excel at other things, like solving a Rubix cube.

Burlok, for a very long time now, has been exceptionally poor at opening his heart and allowing people in his life to love him. He's been so hardened by farm life. The potato catching, the potato slaughter, the passing of his best friend and prized hog Big Sweet-- the transient nature of life weighs on Burlok. Why allow yourself to love? You could be slaughtered like a potato tomorrow and all the love in the world becomes all the pain in the world. That's why hockey is good. Forechecking is simple. Burlok loves to forecheck, and forechecking will be there for him until he dies.

Liam Slate is good at a few things but one thing he is not good at is video games specifically first person shooters or any game involving mouse and keyboard. When his teammates plan late night video game parties, Slate is either not involved or just a spectator because he is that bad. He tried his hand at PUBG and had yet to get a kill in over 5 hours of game time. He still has no kills and still has 5 hours played. Do not even get him started on COD.

Ruslan's struggles off ice dont usually shine through much given that he struggles to be a handy man at home. Zapo has had a couple girlfriends since coming over and has performed comically at best when attempting to provide and repairs or building and small thing.

Mitchell van der Heijden has never been able to ride a bike without training wheels. Even though cycling is massive in the Netherlands, Mitchell never properly learned how to ride a bike when he was a child and was (and still is) mocked relentlessly for it. He also doesn't know how to microwave things but can somehow cook.