Simulation Hockey League

Esa Parmborg has absolutely zero self control when it comes to eating. He can't be around food and not devour everything in sight. He has no will power, he just houses food whenever it's available, especially pre and post game meals provided by Calgary. So he is not good at knowing when enough is enough..

Phelps is awful at blowing up balloons. It is an odd thing to be bad at, but when he tries to blow up a balloon air comes out his nose and the balloon never fills.

One thing that Lyle is not very good at, and it comes as a surprise to a lot of people. Lyle can't speak french. Lyle was born and raised in Montreal, Quebec, surrounded by French speaking people, French media, French schools, so you would assume that Lyle picked up the language since it was all around him. That is not the case, he knows a handful of words and butchers them each time he attempts to use them. Now residing in New Orleans, another city that has a lot of French speaking inhabitants, he is once again a fish out of water when French speaking people start talking to him in French, assuming that the guy who spent the majority of his life in a French speaking city, knows what they are saying. Lyle still says he would like to master the language, but he is currently farther away from that goal then any other in his life.

Ambacas Cuddles is really awful at writing. Not the actual content of what he is writing, Ambacas Cuddles is very eloquent and is an extremely creative writer. His handwriting is god awful.

Reid Sutherland is laughably bad at cooking. Good thing skip the dishes exists, as he is someone that could fuck up boiling water. He sticks to the basics like making KD or grilled cheese. [34 words]

Hello, Luffy Richard here to tell you about the things in life I struggle with, and, I don't want to brag, but, I am really bad at using commas. Like what a devil of a punctuation mark. Anyways; that, is all she wrote, folks.

Kyle Sutton hates painting interior walls and such. When he attempts to paint, more ends up on himself, the floor and worst of all the ceiling. He is also never satisfied with the job when he is finished and notices every imperfection which drives him insane.

Igor Victory, a player who can do it all on the ice, struggles at one thing in particular: keeping house plants alive. Yep, something that seems so simple as just put it a room with some sunlight, don't forget to water it every once in a while and it should grow. Igor is the opposite, every house plant he's ever had has died on him. Even ones seemingly as simple as succulents or air plants, that literally grow in the air and soak up moisture from the air die on him. He has a literal black thumb when it comes to keeping house plants alive, it could be the frost bite he got as a kid, it could be a curse from some Suomi gods, it could be his cosmic energy that supposedly exists, who knows. What Igor does know, is that as he grows older and moves from apartment to apartment, the first thing everybody does is bring him a house plant, and he knows within 48 hours of being in his home, it dies, just like a bit of his soul.

Off the ice, Ryan Rieley has always struggled with having a terrible memory. His fiance is always telling him to keep all of his important dates in a calendar, but even doing that task he forgets about as soon as it's given to him.

Toner is bad at most of the traditional Irish sports, soccer, hurley, gaelic football, hence the reason for ending up a hockey player. He did however play a bit of rugby in his teens and was decent at that.

In a sort of confession room, Yoshi and his wife look at each other. The Irish ninja shrugs while she frowns.

"He can't not scare the parents and teachers off at school whenever we have to go there for events." Yoshi shrugged again. "They should've been ready for the helicopter..." The lady blinked, groaning afterwards. "Spinning the school's tennis trophy with your hand in a way your wrists shouldn't allow to isn't a fun party trick!"

Look at Sven Gunnar's Fantasy group. He's a hundred and two points off of the leader. That's terrible absolutely terrible. The man does no research and seems to pick at complete random. It's amazing that he's not in last place to be honest with you.

Julio's hand-eye-coordination is really bad, except when his hands are in his hockey gloves. Whether its video games with the boys, drinking games at parties, driving a car, or doing the simple every day tasks, he is incredibly prone to floundering around. When he drives to practice and receives a phone call, he almost wrecks his car when the tries to switch to hands-free mode. Similarly, Julio is no longer allowed to play cards with the boys on the flights because he seemingly unravels and drops his cards every other hand.

Joseph Weston is absolute garbage in the kitchen. The man barely knows how to cook at all, which makes it extra embarrassing when his teammates post wonderful recipes in the numerous threads across the forums. Seriously, it's a comedy show in there. It's so bad, please send help.

Cain is just plain awful at NOT procrastinating. He will wait until the last possible moment to sign contracts, show up to practice, games, make saves, go to the bench, whatever. Such a procrastinator and a lazy bitch