Simulation Hockey League

I‘m pretty sure everyone is aware that fruits and vegetables are natural vitamin boosters, so they are essential for a healthy way of life. Michael Withecheck has made a cooperation with a local company who offer fruit and vegetable packs on a weekly base. Withecheck wi‘the boost is a service, where you get the fruits and vegetables delivered home to you to have easy access to a vital and healthy package of fruits and vegetables of your liking. You can customize what you prefer and what you don‘t, and on a day of your choice a basket full of vitamins is delivered directly to you. If you don‘t want to wait for a whole week, you can subscribe to the deluxe service where you get a basket full of fresh fruits and vegetables up to every second day. As a special offer, you can get a consulting for a diet plan, so you can make the best use of the basket delivered to you. If you want your life conduced, try Withecheck wi‘the boost.

When Rex Kirkby was approached by some up and coming Albanian businessmen to help market their new subscription service to fans and other players in the SHL he could barely believe his luck. Not only were they such nice men willing to turn up anytime or anywhere they offered to pay Rex under the table for his help and seeing as he was no longer living in tax free Florida he needed all the money he could get. For just $100 you can have the boys turn up at your door and bring you all your worldly needs. No ask is too great for these entrepreneurs. Need a beer? Done! Need someone to help you move house? Done! Neighbours annoying you? Done! Feeling down and need a burst of energy? No Problem! Honestly the idea of it was so good that Rex was surprised no one had come up with it earlier.

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Mika Mayfield of the Minnesota Monarchs has a new subscription service called ”Mayfields Flower of the Month”.
Get it. May... Flower. Bad jokes aside, Mika loves a nice colorful flower. One of her favorite pastimes is gardening in community gardens. She would have her own but with all the travel for hockey, everything would die. One not too well known fact about Mika Mayfield is she always buys a bouquet of flowers for her hotel room for every away game. Flowers bring a brightness to a null area.
What better way to spread joy then flowers. Februarys flower of the month was red mini roses. In April everyone got Red Daisies. In July it was Yellow Lillies. October is.... Orange sunflowers!! Get your subscription now. What will November bring? Members get and exclusive first look! Sign up now for $24.99 a month and get a bonus floral mug! Take the joy of flowers with you.

For a subscription service, Kenji Sugimoto has a decided on Sugimoto’s Traveling Vegas Service. For a flat monthly fee, Sugimoto can bring the spirit of Las Vegas, Nevada right to your home! Once you pay your fee, an employee will travel to your house for a full weekend of whatever gambling your heart desires. This gambling will be in the spirit of Sugimoto’s beloved Las Vegas, so don’t be surprised when you lose a boat load of money. But that’s where the fun is! Go ahead and lose it all! Say goodbye to your home, wife, and children as we’ll also bring the FULL Vegas experience if you go with the premium subscription! That includes: gambling, women that will be guaranteed to give you something, a drive thru church, and more! This exciting offer could be yours for only $99.99 a month, or $499.99/month for the premium (gambling not included). Act fast! 

Disclaimer - You will get a disease on the premium plan. Money lost on gambling can not be refunded. You will not actually win any money. Your house will be mine.

I just want to lead this off by saying I would subscribe to a Jimmy Wagner Tank Top Subscription Service.
Krash has had a bunch of endorsement opportunities since joining the league. Everything from Big Al's Gator tours from down in West Kendall, to Big Man Protection Services - a bodyguard company in Baltimore. Looks like the last one has dropped off since Kalashnikov came up to the big leagues though. A bigger man offering a better protection package.

Karl thought long and hard about what company he would be ok with becoming the face of, in the end he decided to go with a local distillery - the Baltimore Spirits Company who were looking to launch a delivery service in these self isolation times. If there's one thing Karl likes more than a bone crunching hit on the ice, it's a heart warming, throat tickling sip of some finely crafted bourbon, or a light herbal taste of small batch gin. Use the promo code igotkrashed to recieve 20% off your first order on every new monthly subscription. You have 3 packages, The Baby Krash - you get 1 bottle per month for a flat $25. They will mix it up between vodka, gin, bourbon, whiskey, the Krash Krash package where you receive 750ml bottles of each every month for $75, or the Kalash Krash, where you recieve 4 of each every month for the startling price of $200.

I'm going with the Kalash-Krash

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I would create a subscription service with Dunkin' Donuts to offer a subscription service to all hockey Moms to be able to have up to 3 coffees on game days and 1 coffee on practice days. For $15/month, Moms can sign up and be able to receive their coffee at a pick up window or at the drive-thru window of their chosen Dunkin' Donuts and they would not be charged for the purpose after linking their subscription service to their accounts, and that the local Dunkin' Franchise also keep a copy of the schedule for all local hockey associations. However, in order to opt out of this service, you must pay a fee equal to one month of the subscription cost, and submit your request to cancel in certified letter to a Corporate Office only occupied once every 4th Wednesday of every 8th month of the year. Corporate America at its finest!

When my agent approached me with some opportunities to make some money, I had to make a tough choice about what I wanted my brand to be associated with.  First there was O'Sheas Bangers and Mash frozen dinner subscription.  While I do enjoy a hearty Irish meal, there was something a little depressing about putting my name on a frozen dinner option generally eaten by lonely middle aged single people.  The one that caught my eye was a Whiskey subscription service that would send some of my favorite whiskeys to subscribers each month.  These would be accompanied by some videos that I would record with me and a guest, usually another SHL player or possibly the distiller themselves, sipping that month's whiskey and having a chat about some topic of interest.  

In the end, that is what I chose to move forward with and it has been a smashing success.  I get a ton of free whiskey and get paid to drink it and hang out with friends.  It has been a very good decision and I look forward to recording the videos each month.

Much like many NBA players who want to keep their hands soft, Reid Sutherland always wants to keep his mitts silky smooth so that he can continue setting up his teammates with easy money passes. To do this, Reid puts his hands in a warm wax bath between periods, as the wax gets hard and keeps his skin soft. He saw this with Demar Derozan and immediately ordered one. The company that Reid bought it off of approached him after he showed it off  on his instagram, and Reid became the face of the brand. Their model is a monthly subscription of wax cubes to be melted in the machine, delivered on the 1st of every month on your doorstep. You can choose different colours, scents, and even the signature "Reid Sutherland Wax Line" which has a picture of him and logos from the Winnipeg Jets that you can watch melt into a weird paste of colours. [157 words]

Joey Beans meatball of the month club.

The first of every month Joseph Fantobens of the Texas Renegades, and his extended family, will come to your front door and spoon a meatball into your hand. Just like the old lady from the wedding singer!

*not endorsed by the estate of that lady from the wedding singer*

We got Italian, Swedish, Italian, Middle East we gots all the balls!

All balls are produced in grandmas kitchen. Making a livable wage, using only the finest organic humane ingredients. We got all kinds of meat. Cow, pig, lamb, we got fish balls, we got matzoh balls, we make our crab cakes into crab balls! Is it a meat? We make it a ball. Not meat? We still make it in a ball! Give us a call and get a free cob salad ball free with your first order!

Remember, like my grandma always said,

“Answer the door, let me put my balls in your hand.”

Sachimo Zoidberg III will be the new face of Zoidberg's Zoinkers Body Building line, taking over as the latest spokesperson. The Zoidberg's Zoinkers Body Building line of products consists of supplements, legal performance enhancers and guides and routines available for a monthly subscription or one time purchase. The monthly subs come in different shapes and sizes, including a complete line, only powders, only routine guides and the option to customize what meets your needs in your own package. The line was conceived later into the eldest Zoidberg's career when people were hounding him on what he was doing in terms of training and more specifically using as supplements, with some implied or outright claims of steroid use. That was not the case and a local pharma company based out of Calgary had been formulating a protein powder to Zoidberg's specifications and that product has now been on the market for over twenty years. Alongside SZ3's spokesperson adverts, there will also be a picture on the page where the packages are sold with the three Zoidberg men and the three packages already built for purchase, ranging from Zoidberg's 'Domination', Zoidberg Jr.'s 'Excellence' and SZ3's 'Motivation', with the first being a complete line for experienced builders to the latter being for people looking to break in to working out or who are unsure on what to purchase.

Thanks to my lovely wife, international pop star IU I have been put in contact with a Korean cooking subscription service that is looking to expand into the United States and Canada. It is sort of a perfect storm of my minor celebrity status in the US, Canada, and Korea and Baltimore's abbreviation in the SHL being the Korean word for rice that the company, 빨리빨리밥 (Bballi Bballi BAP) thought it was a great synergy. As most know I'm a bit of a cook and am always trying to spread the good word of Korean cuisine. This subscription service works like Blue Apron. A couple days every week you are sent a package of Korean goods and recipes to create some of the best food you have ever had. To begin we are having a cross promotion with the SHL and creating team and player themed meals such as, Baltimore Platoon Budae jjigae (literally army base stew), Atlanta Inferno extra spicy buldak and Krashwagen's Baek Kimchi, a non spicy kimchi similar to sauerkraut from Krash's home country. Get ready to learn some new recipes and gain about 15 pounds.

Carlos Brown signed a deal recently with a new start-up called lodofkrap.

Not every month, not everyweek, but every single day, each subscriber will receive, in front of their doorstep, a bag filled with items carefully chosen from the streets by a team of young influencers who know what kinda random crap you want in your house. Some wheel that used to go on a toy car? Some sort of plastic doohickey you don't really know what it's for but it has an interesting shape? An old empty roll of toilet paper?

Any of those items sound appealing to you? Lodofkrap will make it their business to fill your house with whatever they find.

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