Simulation Hockey League

Yesterday was SMJHL renaming with anagrams...today?  SHL!

Enjoy



Fan Retina Talon (Atlanta Inferno)

• Named after Fan River, Albania
  
• Location - Mirditë, Albania
  
• Logo - bloody eye with an eagle talon protruding from the middle
  
• Colors - Red, white, and blue
  

Boot Protein Llama (Baltimore Platoon)

• Named after Boot Lake, Wisconsin
  
• Location - Doty, Wisconsin
  
• Logo - an incredibly buff, weightlifting llama
  
• Colors - white, black, tan
  

Bluff Soaped Meat (Buffalo Stampede)

• Named after Bluff, Utah
  
• Location - Bluff, Utah
  
• Logo - a pile of ground beef with a shower cap on, bathing
  
• Colors - red, brown, white
  

Gag Lard Crayons (Calgary Dragons)

• Named after Gag Island, Indonesia
  
• Location - Gag Island, Indonesia
  
• Logo - a group of morbidly obese crayons
  
• Colors - red, blue, yellow
  

Cacti Cyanide Hogs (Chicago Syndicate)

• Named after Cactus (Carnegiea gigantea)
  
• Location - Phoenix, Arizona
  
• Logo - a group of green, poison-riddled boars with large tusks
  
• Colors - green and white
  

Tiz Bronzed Almond (Edmonton Blizzard)

• Named after Tiz, Iran
  
• Location - Tiz, Iran
  
• Logo - a bronze-colored almond, proudly standing with its hands on hips and wearing a cape
  
• Colors - brown, tan, bronze
  

Těšín Hell Tomahawks (Hamilton Steelhawks)

• Named after Těšín, Czech Republic
  
• Location - Těšín, Czech Republic
  
• Logo - a fiery tomahawk with devil horns
  
• Colors - red and black
  

Horn Legless Peasant (Los Angeles Panthers)

• Named after Horn River
  
• Location - Great Bear Lake, Canada
  
• Logo - a farming Medieval peasant without any legs
  
• Colors - green and tan
  

Tea Rat Hangman (Manhattan Rage)

• Named after Tea, South Dakota
  
• Location - Tea, South Dakota
  
• Logo - a rodent standing on a gallows with a noose nearby
  
• Colors - grey and black
  

Thinn Massacre Moon (Minnesota Monarchs)

• Named after Thinn Family of Norway
  
• Location - Oslo, Norway
  
• Logo - a blood-red moon with a menacing grin
  
• Colors - red and white
  

Wengen Walk Calf Pond (New England Wolfpack)

• Named after Wengen, Switzerland
  
• Location - Wengen, Switzerland
  
• Logo - a shallow body of water, filled with black and white cows
  
• Colors - black, blue, and white
  

Corn Serpent Weasels (New Orleans Specters)

• Named after Corn, Oklahoma
  
• Location - Corn Oklahoma
  
• Logo - a weasel with a serpent's body
  
• Colors - brown, green, and grey
  

DIP Carcass Inferno (San Francisco Pride)

• Named after Diapaga Airport (Code: DIP)
  
• Location - Diapaga, Burkina Faso
  
• Logo - a group of decomposing bodies surrounded my flames
  
• Colors - red, green, and brown
  

Tuo Street Lasagna (Seattle Argonauts)

• Named after Tuo River
  
• Location - Ziyang, China
  
• Logo - a sloppy heap of lasagna on a dirty street
  
• Colors - red, white, and black
  

Aura Bay Apt Mad Crab (Tampa Bay Barracuda)

• Named after Aura, Finland
  
• Location - Aura, Finland
  
• Logo - a crazed king crab with large claws
  
• Colors - pink, white, and blue
  

Deest Anger Axes (Texas Renegades)

• Named after Deest, Netherlands
  
• Location - Deest, Netherlands
  
• Logo - a group of bloody axes with grimaces
  
• Colors - silver, white, and gold
  

Root Tart Snot Horns (Toronto North Stars)

• Named after Root, Switzerland
  
• Location - Root, Switzerland
  
• Logo - a french horn with a green discharge flowing out
  
• Colors - gold and green
  

Tej Spine Wing (Winnipeg Jets)

• Named after the Eritrean beverage, Tej
  
• Location - Asmara, Eritrea
  
• Logo - a spinal column with wings
  
• Colors - all white
  

Which are your favorites?

root tart snot horns lmao

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I demand rebranding designs for each of these teams stat.

10-30-2020, 09:54 AMdogwoodmaple Wrote: [ -> ]Deest Anger Axes (Texas Renegades)

Deest nuts!

Good work!

Mike Izzy-
Co-GM of the Gag Lard Crayons

10-30-2020, 12:16 PMMike Izzy Wrote: [ -> ]Good work!

Mike Izzy-
Co-GM of the Gag Lard Crayons

Co-GM -> Co-General Manager -> Ace Mango Enlarger (of the Gag Lard Crayones)

Quote:Logo - bloody eye with an eagle talon protruding from the middle

Thanks for the nightmares

these are golden rebrands

"Logo - a sloppy heap of lasagna on a dirty street"

need to see fully realized
TBH change it to a chicken parm and it seems like a Calgary Alt logo

Gag Lard Crayons for life!



And on a serious note, if your mangos have indeed been enlarged, please consult your physician. There are antibiotics for that now.

Go snot horns!

NOLA rebranding to serpent weasels would make me so happy