Simulation Hockey League

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Things to do instead of trading a first round pick to Buffalo.

• Trade with someone else
• Go to school so you can learn how to code the index
• Use the pick
• Post a recipe
• Thunderdome someone
• Do 600 hours of podcasts
• Post a meme
• Repeat the meme
• Call someone a boomer
• Take a walk
• Have a baby
• Update your player
• Create an alternate league during the off-season
• Break down the nuances of tolerance
• Counter that tolerance breakdown by saying how not everyone should be tolerated
• Rebrand your team
• Move your team
• Rebrand your team again due to poor reception
• Bitch about the playoff format
• Fantasize about new IIHF teams and do media on it
• Do a re-draft of old seasons
• Dance
• Write a song about the SHL
• Write a song about anything
• Break down the lyrics of the song that other person just wrote
• Talk about the good old days
• Bitch about FHM
• Bitch about STHS
• Do a game night with your team
• Mad-libs
• Scrabble
• Take screenshots from the stream and post them in your Locker Room
• Re-take the screenshots because the video quality was shit
• Create a tournament where the player base votes on something like best cookie or pizza topping
• Etc.

Instructions unclear, traded my next three first round picks to Buffalo.

as a former first round pick on buffalo, Mr wannabe dictator locks us all into the locker room every night and feeds us meow mix through the cracks in the doors

please save us and future buffalo first round picks

These are all good options except for the trading with someone else part

EXCELLENT POST

You can have an insurrection in finland for new fed head

01-23-2021, 11:35 AMFitted2106 Wrote: [ -> ]You can have an insurrection in finland for new fed head

jew finland baby

01-23-2021, 11:35 AMFitted2106 Wrote: [ -> ]You can have an insurrection in finland for new fed head

jew finland

10/10 hahaha. some of these are way too good and applicable here

01-23-2021, 10:24 AMFerda Wrote: [ -> ]as a former first round pick on buffalo, Mr wannabe dictator locks us all into the locker room every night and feeds us meow mix through the cracks in the doors

please save us and future buffalo first round picks

its literally free food

meow :3

01-23-2021, 09:52 PMGrum Wrote: [ -> ]meow :3

It warms my heart to see you embrace the role of locker room kitty cat, unlike @Ferda

Ok boomer, maybe Buffalo wouldn't get all the picks if the playoff format was better, like it was in the good old days, none of this FHM or STHS bullshit. Also, five letters, nine points baby, B A C O N, best topping on pizza by far, better than pepperoni don't @ me

01-23-2021, 11:06 PMMatteo Wrote: [ -> ]Ok boomer, maybe Buffalo wouldn't get all the picks if the playoff format was better, like it was in the good old days, none of this FHM or STHS bullshit. Also, five letters, nine points baby, B A C O N, best topping on pizza by far, better than pepperoni don't @ me

Pineapple > bacon