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Oh no, hockey has been banned world-wide, along with any mention of it! Your player will, of course, need a new job. With an SHL career no longer in the cards, how can you translate your hockey experience and hockey based skills onto a resume without mentioning the sport?
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements; several users who go above and beyond will be selected as participation+ members and receive an additional 1 TPE.
This PT will close Sunday, May 9th at 11:59pm ET.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies.

I want my old job back as the titular Taskmaster. It was just as fun playing hockey as it was watching comedians do stupid tasks on the television for my pleasure. I'm sure they'll give me my job back right away. Here's one of my favorite moments. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UgSDcHPgCc

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Ryosuke Sato

Work Experience
Contract Professional Security Guard
SHL (Secure Hires Limited)
  • Accurately assessed situations, forming quick responses to unexpected occurrences
  • Effectively utilized and operated security equipment
  • Efficiently controlled access to establishment in a fast-paced environment, issued passes and blocking visitors from accessing restricted areas
  • Expertly handled intense situations involving shooting
  • Maintained order and helped resolve conflict in the area

Volunteer Experience
Career Advisor
Vancouver WHALERS (Wilbert House Alumni Late Evening Recreation Services)
  • Guided clients on their career in an individual and group setting
  • Communicated effectively through the use of professional tools
  • Help develop effective solutions to achieve objectives

Skills
  • Professional communication and interpersonal skills
  • Critical thinking and problem solving
  • Teamwork skills
With the Seattle Argonauts out of business, Vaseline Podcalzone will finally be able to transfer his guilty pleasure of brewing coffee into a job by becoming a barista at a Seattle Starbucks.
Dwight Knight has always had a sweet tooth. Ever since he took a trip to Mackinac Island he grew affinity for fudge. He fell in love with the charm for Reba's fudge shop. When talking with Reba she said that to start learning the ropes of the fudge industry you've got to start at the bottom and be willing to go through hard physical labor. I told her physical labor was my specialty so I started as a fudge packer.
  • Efficient refusal of service
  • Is able to effectively utilize teammates
  • Flexible and highly perceptive
  • Time concious worker, always strives to give .910% or greater
  • Good with hands and tools
  • Lateral thinker and quick on feet
guy zheng would definitely be a window repair guy he would really go around repairing and replacing peoples' windows and not only windows sometimes even windshields like you got a crack in your windshield from a pebble flying into it while driving down the highway? guy zheng can fix that! guy zheng window repair service at your service
I am a professionally trained athlete with good communication skills, and experience with various media such as radio, television, and varying social media platforms. I am willing to travel, and am not afraid to perform hazardous jobs.
You've heard of Disney on ice. You've heard of dancing on ice but let me, Friedensreich Hundertwasser, introduce you to the latest in ice based products. Battle bots on ice!
I have combined my skating prowes with the engineering ingenuity of the battle bots team and we have joined together to fill that violent void left by the banning of everyone's favourite ice based pass time.
I will host this new competition, with teams coming from all over the globe to compete.
I'll use my charisma to interview the hopeful contestants, bringing out the best of them with some ice based puns.
So if you think this is a cool idea. Get on board and don't let it thaw out.
Battle bots on ice, coming to an arena near you.
Jimmy Jimmy has been the captain of the Kraken for two seasons. He'd easily be the leader of a company or anything at all easily.
If somehow William Salming would need to stop playing hockey, he would translate to underwear business and use his surname to get some attention from customers especially in Sweden and Northern Europe.
I will try to get in music. Music is my hobby since I was kid. Like singing, writing and all surrounding music. Maybe if not singer, then maybe song writer or manager.

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What do you get when you hire Raivo Helminen? I can do two things at once, which translates into effiency and results. I have experience in working with all types of individuals, I'm an experienced communicator and someone who is willing to listen what others have to offer.
Marston, Daniel J.

Born: December 18th, XXXX
Email: [email protected]
Address 1: [Redacted], Toronto, ON, M5A 4E3
Address 2: [Redacted], St. Louis, MO, 63110


Education

Diploma - Newsome High School
BA Communications - University of Minnesota
  Enrolled XXXX. Attended 3 Years, 3 Years of Distance Learning. 3.42 GPA.


Skills

Athletic Conditioning Planning
Sports Program Development
Budget Management
Microsoft Excel
  5 Years

Maintenance of Physical Conditioning Standards
  12 Years

Work Experience

Yes.



Considering his time as a player and general manager, the SHL going under is probably a needed reprieve for Danny. He can focus on having just one job. He finished getting his Bachelor's degree online a couple of years ago, and considered going to grad school online for a MBA. The SHL collapsing would force him to go back for said MBA, but with that and his experience, he could probably coach a college hockey team if he wanted to, or go into another sector of sports management. Sports management is kind of his only other option, probably in football or a different hockey league, since he's spent pretty much his whole life as a hockey player with little focus outside the sport.
Hire Vorian Atreides now, he has the following qualifications:

Over 10000 years experience with different styles of leadership
Can skate in circles and can even break instantly
Now how to handle weaponry, especially wooden sticks
Have an excellent vision to see where people are in any given circumstance
Is known to have excellent stamina for atleast 24 minutes of action a day.
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