My favorite thing to say when people are sad, is to say "sad backwards is das and das not good". Most of the time the person thats sad gives me a nasty look but in my heart I know they love it.
Honestly I don't know that I can decide on just one. I think I would have to just say that my favorite joke is the idea of a joke, as when I worked at Taco Bell and made some of my best friends we all made crude jokes to each other all the time, and those times are some of my favorite looking back.
My two year old was trying to hide from my wife and jump out to scare her. He picked a closet (decent spot), but gave himself away when he heard her sneeze and said, "Bless you, Mama." We still laugh about it because it was so adorable and funny!
one of my clients told me they were going to fire me from a job because I put a stick on a bag wrong. I told them to fire me now so i can take the van and they can walk back. Hehe
Ooh, I know one!
My son asked me earlier today, "Can I borrow a book mark?"
I burst into tears. He's 9 years old and still doesn't know that my name is Reno.
Why does a dog walk in circles before it lays down? Because it can't do it after it lays down. I'll be here all week and maybe longer.
so this one makes me laugh a lot
so a while ago I was iihf commissioner right?
and we decided it was time for expansion
so Japan had a good application and decent player base to pull from right off the bat so we chose them
and then Japan won gold hahahahahaha
I am laughing I swear
(please don't hurt me)
So IRL story. I promised my best man that he would not have to speak at my wedding. I found out 2 hours before the ceremony that the Maid of honor had made a speech so my best man would need to put one together well he crushed it and told one of my favorite stories from when we met in high school. This was a great story that made me laugh and made the best out of a tough moment. Big credit to @
CementHands.
Spangle's Mexico City Aztecs fake rebranding of the West Kendall Platoon was one of the funnier troll pranks way back when. It got people so mad they were retiring and rage quitting lol you couldn't do that today
I always love a good word-play joke, and even better if it crosses over into a new language to make that joke. So here's mine:
When did the Japanese first start eating eggs?
A long TAMAGO (translator note: tamago is japanese for egg)
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Back when I still had a puppy with my ex-girlfriend, who now lives with her, that little dachshund tried to follow daddy (me) from the kitchen to the couch, but that little girl had no chance on getting up there, as she was under 6months old miniature, so she was holding onto her dear life from the cushions and eventually fell on the floor. A for effort
A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
They all abstain from alcohol due to the imam's religious beliefs and have a great night.
I love me a good anti joke.
inb4 mPTs are a joke.
Nah for real though one thing I love doing to team mates on the weekend playing sport is I just start humming a really catchy song next to someone. Then you just sit back and watch it spread and soon enough the whole team is signing this song and no one knows why.
Best prank I've seen is a player on Texas (won't name names) who put two jugs of fresh honey into a player's skates minutes before a game. Earlier in the day, the player had ran away from a bee in pregame warmups like a little girl.
Where does an angry couple eat at the mall? The feud court.
What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? The Space bar.
What is an elf’s favorite type of music? Wrap.