After seeing your last game, a local film director decided to make your team the cast for his next film. He decides to leave the production legwork up to you, letting you call the shots around the set. What kind of movie are you going to make with your teammates? Who will be the main character? The love interest? What will the plot look like?
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We’ll be making a horror movie. I don’t care about the plot. I don’t care about the script. I don’t even care if I die in the movie. @
G2019 will be the killer in the movie. Scarlett Johansson will be my love interest. There will be lots of kissing. These are the only scenes I will be practicing for.
We will be making an Inception type move and it will be hella confusing because it will be dreams within dreams within fictional hockey sims which are dreams of the fictional players that were dreamed up by someone who ultimately turnes out to be a patient in a mental asylum or a genius crypto billionaire, I'm not quite sure yet.
The local film director scouted for Richard at the bar, where he found him drinking heavily and unable to be consoled. He hadn't played a game in months because he didn't have a team, and the films story was about the dark side of hockey.
The movie that we'd make would be one of those bizarre adventure comedy movies that were popular in the early 00s (road trip, Harold & Kumar) where the three rookie defensemen are, through a series of misunderstandings, responsible for hosting the team's annual charity bar crawl! Will they overcome their differences and learn to band together on and off the ice? Find out this fall on the streaming service you've never even heard of before, Blocked Shots!
Kelowna Nights - Zombie Horror Film - Netflix Original - 66% on Rotten Tomatoes - 77% on IMBD - 81% by the audience because fuck Rotten tomatoes. A local SMJHL hockey team is practicing in the rink when in the middle of drills it loses power. They gather at centre ice and that's when shit starts going south. ZOMBIES!
Starring: John Cena, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis
Notable Deaths: Chris McZehrl Jr, Christian Kinsinger, Tim Riggins, Sebastian Weiss, Mila Kunis
Funny enough, it turns out that the entire Quebec City Citadelles' season so far has been the first act of a classic underdog sports movie. Playing the role of plucky but loveable misfits, we deliberately lost the majority of our first week of games, only to set the stage for an inspiring comeback as a low playoff seed at the end of the season. The only problem so far is that the whole team is fighting over who gets to give the Herb Brooks "Miracle" speech before our next game.
Our team will be doing a Hockey Movie (Of Course). It would be like a Mighty Duck styled movie, where we are the worst team in our league, a bunch of misfits, and rise to the top of our league, and dethrone the reigning champions! I would be the main character, the rookie of the team, who shines through in the last game of the playoofs to win it all.
Our team will be doing a Hockey Movie (Of Course). It would be like a Mighty Duck styled movie, where we are the worst team in our league, a bunch of misfits, and rise to the top of our league, and dethrone the reigning champions!
My movie is called "The Slaughter House". A movie of the Berserkers killing literally everyone in their way. This movie will end with a fade out scene of Berserkers finishing off some of the last humans are Earth with a "To Be Continued" text before the credits roll. The directors are not sure if a sequel can even be made since the Berserkers are so powerful that they don't know if anyone can stop them.
The film would certainly be a war. Because that's what we're going through this season. There is a lot of difficulty and there must be a hanging place among the best. I would certainly be a supporting person. Our best strikers would be the main warriors. The film would be in the woods. With bright special effects to represent our forces as best as possible.
I will create a "romantic" drama in which @
Weretarantula and @
Budgie have 90 minutes of sweaty graphic intercourse followed by 90 minutes of arguing about the correct pronunciation of "pecan".
01-24-2022, 08:13 PMBudgie Wrote: [ -> ]I will create a "romantic" drama in which @Weretarantula and @Budgie have 90 minutes of sweaty graphic intercourse followed by 90 minutes of arguing about the correct pronunciation of "pecan".
fuck yeah
Hot Lava Baby !
A film produced by Joshuacorcorantwitch.
Prepare yourself for the hottest thriller movie to premiere in the year 2022. Starring the one and only Jayden Cloutier.
The setting is a volcano , where he was dropped by a baby delivering pelican from the sky. He landed in a pool of lava ... and against ALL odds the baby survives after the magma cools and a carpenter chisels away the shape of a human being . A new born. Some may say the burning passion of hockey that was reincarnated from his forefathers before him is the only reason he survived. The movie is based around Jaydens love for the game of hockey. The desire to win , win ! WIN ! As he grows older with each passing moment , everything points back to one thing. That he needs to be the best. Along the way he meets lots of lustrous ladies.
There have been many love interests but no matter how many promiscuous lovers Jayden seems to have along his journey to be the best there is , nothing .. and I mean NOTHING will interfere with his biggest love interest . The love for the game of Hockey.
We will be making a movie oddly similar to 'The Revenant' and Big Newff will be the main character. The only difference is it turns out the trees, controlled by Toast and Kalesalad, are the ones trying to kill Newff at the end of the movie. Timber never loses.