Simulation Hockey League

The plan is simple, I am gonna win the cup. People are gonna be divided between those happy about it and those angry about it. It will turn to civil war between the chad micool cup winner enjoyers and the cowards cup winner haters. The SHL will crumble but at least I will have the cup.

When you regress, instead of taking all of that TPE away, you add it to your build instead, so the older you get and the longer you play for the better you get.

In order to create maximum chaos I would make everyone's player ratings 5 and give everyone on Hamilton maxed out ratings at 20 and watch the chaos ensue

No goals are allowed to be scored in the first two periods, but all members of both teams must be logged in during game time to watch the stream. If not all members from a team are logged in to watch the stream by the beginning of the third period, that team will forfeit their win.

the league is now shootouts only and breakaways only also there are no goalies you have to have your captain slap it down mctavish style on the backhand

I would spend a couple of hours creating a script that automates test simming so that with just 1 click of a button, I get the best builds and the best tactics. Then I adjust every player build on my team accordingly, and we win 5 cups in 10 seasons. Ez.

one way to cause maximum chaos to the league is replace all of the ice with jello, can you imagine someone trying to control the puck or skate across Jello?

if the target was more of a strategy standpoint I would cap puckhandling as an attribute to 5 or less and offensive read to 10 or less.

To create total chaos throughout the league, I would change the attributes of every player to zero and then I would go to myself and put all the attributes to their maximum so I would win the MVP every year and be much better than Gretsky ever was.

I would crank every player's best attribute up to the max allowed by FHM and see what happens when one attribute in every player's build towers over all others.

i would secretly make some people that i dont like have all of their stats suck so that they get super mad and then leave the league forever @SDCore

I introduce a new rule that says if your player name totals 15 characters or more, then you have to retire (and optionally recreate) immediately with a shorter name. There would still be enough players (especially with IAs and J call-ups) but maximum chaos.

I will give @Frostbitethe role of commish lead simmer and also the other big role that would fuck everything, i would also lower the salary cap and make it so that contracts increase instantly

TPE don't mean anything anymore. Every player can apply their attributes as they wish, might it be the weakest player ever seen with only 1s but 20 for fighting, or be it an all 20 player wrecking the league havoc. Probably the latter will be the case for most, and the league drowns in chaos.

I’d remove the TPE caps in junior for maximum chaos. New to the league? Too bad, get shit on ? absolute domination by veteran teams. (25 words)

I'm not even sure if there is a setting in FHM for this but I would set the season length to 12 regular season games for a maximum amount of fun. Pump out seasons every three weeks. Let's burn out everyone!