Simulation Hockey League

This seasons slogan for the Kelowna Knights has to be short and simple. "CHARGE" because we will charge through our competitors. No one will stand a chance against the Knight's of Kelowna!

"we're gonna win the cup"
The Colorado Raptors are going to win the cup every year, so it kinda makes sense to make that our slogan

The Chicago Syndicate slogan this season will be "my tummy hurts", a battle cry which started in Newfoundland and will carry forward to Chicago now that Tummy Hurts has been drafted to the team. Why? Because our tummys hurt, and we need people to know.

Winnipeg's slogan for the upcoming season is going to be "As long as FHM doesn't get any stupid ideas" because we have an insane amount of TPE but you never know what the sim gods are going to decide is funny.

Scratch this, only able to do juniors task

Our slogan is going to be Montre-all or nothing. I chose that because its our time to win the trophy and we will pull out all of the stops to get it done.

We are the Crows, not some hoes!

There is a rumor that St Louis has a lot of milfs attending the games, so we want to make things clear to everyone, we will not be fucked with this season.

From what Ive gathered of team expectations heading into the season, the San Fransisco Pride slogan of the season will be something along the lines of “oof”

Run it back for the back to back!

Given the fact that Seatle won last year, we are ready to run it back to go back to back (with some small changes to the team) for Tig last season as our GM.

"Rising from the depths!"

It is, of course, what Kraken naturally do. We struggled last season and missed the playoffs, but big things are coming and the rise begins now!

This season, the Calgary Dragons are attempting to build off of a largely successful campaign, but without longtime standout Esa Parmberg. This season's slogan: This Time, It's Parmesan

Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel
So let’s have beans for every meal!


buf in 6

Manhattan Rage: Lets hope it is good again but having different results from the last season because it was close but at least we don't suck anymore hopefully

Finishing dead last in season 67 for the Newfoundland Berserkers was challenging to say the least. There is only one true option for our slogan this season, "We can't do any worse!"

"Run it back" Timber coming off a championship look to continue to be a strong team with some new recruits joining the ranks. It has lead to the hope that the team will be able to once again compete for a championship.