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With the end of the regular season we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S75 All-*something* Team.
*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*
You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
Only S75 SMJHL Rookies (S76 SHL Draftees) are eligible for this PT. NOT S77 DFAs
TPE will be added to the portal.
Deadline: Monday, March 11th @ 11:59pm PST
There are many amazing player names in the SMJHL this season. I enjoy this, as it makes the league fun and enjoyable. However, for my theme team I will be ignoring all of these creative names and making a team full of players with the most average names around.

F- Jordan Thompson
F- James MacAvoy
F- Nick Larsson
D- Carter Crutchfield
D- David Doughtty
G- Lee Harrison
I want to do an all friends team, listing out my favorites from this class. So it would be Jim Wieners, Ylib Kove, and Alexa Johansen at forward, Deth Klaw and Anna Skovgaard on defense, and Anastasia Soderstrom in goal.
My all star themed team will be all about protecting our precious goalies from shots. It'll include the players with the highest shot blocks for each role.
LW - Klims Jevsejevs Knights 75 blk
C - Dag-Otto Bjorntjanst Kraken 102 blk
RW - Nick Larsson Whalers 82 blk
LD - Stormlord Imotekh Falcons 285 blk
RD - Newton Campbell Malamutes 273 blk
G - Five-Hole Sieve Knights 2099 blk
My team will be the All-Food Team. 
F- Sad Ketchup
F- Cob o Corn
F - Mac Griddle
D - John Peanut
D- Cracker Pizza
G- Five-Hole Sieve
I'm stealing a bit from above in that I want to do an all friends list, however, instead I'll do my All-Time Los Angeles Panthers team:

F- Elijah Jones
F- Theo Morgan
F- Philipp Winter
F - Vorian Atreides
D- Jon Toner
D- Disisde Dayudie
G- Knox Booth
Inspired by the All-Friends team posts, I'm going to make an All-Aggression team:
F: Xavier Beausoleil - 226 hits
F: Chopper Donquixote - 3 fights won, 71 PIMs
F: Inge Baardsen - 221 hits
D: Andy Lammers - 2 fights won
D: Sergey Ivanov - 152 this, 71 PIMs
G: Denebor Milasch (just because he's my goalie and has a nasty right hook)
This seasons all star game is themed around the best players that Theo Kondos played with Anchorage way back in Season 55. They are now old and most likely retired and can make it out:

C - Theo Kondos
RW - Turg Turg
LW - Lemo Pihl
RD - Igor Victory
LD - Matthew Sawful
G- Scoochie Stratton
For this All-whatever team, I'm going to select the All-only one name team, consisting of players with only a single name. My team would consist of players Bongo, Poikim, Slowpoke, Teal'c, Kris, and Mattyj
The Undisciplined All Stars!! Most PIM in J league stay outta the box will ya!

C - UBBA LODBROK (66)  Armada

RW - CHOPPER DONQUIXOTE (71) Battleborn

LW -SQUIDWARDO TENTACLES (71)  Malamutes

RD - CADE DE VRIES (68) Battleborn

LD - TRENT WISEMAN (72) Raptors

Have to get creative with a Goalie as they don't take PIM, so we will just take the G with Most goals allowed, that distinguished award belongs to none other than...

G- JUST PERFECTION (248)  Battleborn
this SMJHL Team had a lot of fun names, this is my All-Fun Names Team!

F- GM's Son
F- The Cod Father
F- Nathangus McExplosion
D- Bartholomew Chungus Gingersnap lll
D- Slowpoke
G- Launchpad McQuack
My top 6 I picked 6 players who are on Detroit and with the #SKREESQUAD - Lets go Detroit! #back2back 

1 Brayden Point 

2 Anastasia Soderstrom

3 Marek Carda

4 Will Tomlander

5 Kal Akar Kekkonen

6 Jimothee Penjiman
03-05-2024, 07:01 PMZootTX Wrote: [ -> ]For this All-whatever team, I'm going to select the All-only one name team, consisting of players with only a single name. My team would consist of players Bongo, Poikim, Slowpoke, Teal'c, Kris, and Mattyj
Last names are overrated
My team will be people with the most fun names to say, with rhymes, alliteration and anything of the sort

Cameron Kalashnikov - Roman Jalopski - Peppi Giuseppe
Chuck Chunky - Warwick Windsor
Anastasia Söderström
The All-Timber Team is an easy one.

Center, Edouard Lavoie
Wings, Mia Lavoie and JEAN-JACQUES FRANCOIS JACQUES-JEAN

Defense, Teal'c and Will Nuck of course

And most importantly in net....
Shotty McStopper
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