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In the most exciting news in the entire history of mankind a new questions thread has been created for the Big Slappy Hour!

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For those of you who don't know (and if you don't then what's the matter with you?) The Big Slappy Hour is a multi-media extravaganza of unparalleled proportions. It's utter awesomeness and sheer brilliance have been known to cause unbridled rapture and spontaneous bursts of song among those blessed enough to be graced with its soulful sounds.

So do not hesitate. Strike now while the iron is hot. Big Manius and Slappy McDoodle are counting on you. We need a healthy number of questions in order to achieve maximum awesomeness.

Subject matter is less important than enthusiasm. So get enthusiastic and join the most noble and holy cause you will ever be a part of. You can be a part of an eternal continuum of absolute awesomeness!

Manious, what were your thoughts on your rookie season in the SHL?

What's the next step in your development going to be?

Is The Buzzkill awesome?

If not, how can I be more awesome?

Also playoff predictions please

(these will be a bit absurd, apologies in advance)
For Manious:

What are your thoughts on the IIHF and Norway? Is Norway the best IIHF team and tell me why a clothesline is better than lariat.

Let's hear your war cry!

No! I can't hear you! Sound off like you've got a pair!

What is the best way to shut Slappy up? (outside of slapping)

You're GM for a day, what's the first thing you do to Winnipeg?

After you're GM for a day you have to atone for all the crap you did. Give an off the cuff apology that passes the blame to the West Kendall.

Explain why the Jets are the best team in the SHL like you're a father explaining why there are no animals in heaven to his grief stricken child.

You have to build a franchise around one player who will be drafted into the SHL next season. Who and why?

An alien spaceship has appeared above the city you grew up in, you get to tell them who to abduct; who and why?

That person is abducted and later comes back as a super human, give an off the cuff apology, pinning the blame on West Kendall.

The Jets have won the cup, and you've been handed it first, who do you pass it to next and how would you explain your choice to everyone else on the roster?

Please explain why you slashed Onoprienko in practice.

For Slappy:

Please provide five reasons why Manious is the glue that binds.

You have been told that you are going to be able to pick who your roommate is next while you are on the road. Who on the Jets do you choose and why?

For Manious:

What is the best part of playing for Winnipeg?

What is the worst?

If you could play for any 1 other team, what would it be?

L4E suddenly and spontaneously steps down to start a Chipotle franchise in Wood Buffalo. Make a case as to why you should be his replacement.

For Slappy:

What is the best part of playing for West Kendall?

What is the worst?

If you could play for any 1 other team, what would it be?

Pushkin gets a cat modeling job and Bojo retires to manage him full-time. Explain why you should replace him as head GM of WKP.

For Both:

What would be the best locations for the SMJHL expansion teams, in your opinion?

Make a bold prediction about S25. What will be the biggest surprise, in your opinion?

How's the golf going? Which of you is winning (assuming you play together)?

What has been the highlight of your off-season, thus far?

Your players drop the gloves in the biggest game of the season. Who wins?

3rd week in here, so Im running dry on questions but here we go,

- With you guys both being married, any tips for the single guys out here.
- Best and worse thing about being married
- Is it worth it? :ph34r:

Quote:Originally posted by Ohtaay@Jul 23 2015, 11:54 PM
3rd week in here, so Im running dry on questions but here we go,
  :ph34r:

No problem brother. You've gone above and beyond anyway.

We will be hanging out on Saturday night this week the podcast should be up by late Saturday night.

Are you guys excited with how popular Big Slappy Hour is becoming?

Speaking of being excited, name the following Cleavages...

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I'll send you the answers in a pm

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wow that was weird

We need some new questions please. If you leave Bonk with one hour and the ability to talk about anything he wants, things could get ugly. He can fill twenty minutes on back hair alone.

Feel free to pick and choose which to answer.

In your opinion, who is the most impressive player on your respective teams?

What were your feelings about the expansion teams?

What are your normal work/school day routines?

If you could cherry pick players to join your teams who would you chose?

If in a life or death situation such as a bear attack what would be your response?

What celebrities do you guys look like or been told you look like?

What has been your best game this season?

If you were trapped on an island and you could only have one specific meal for breakfast, one for lunch and one for dinner, which meals would you chose?

Where do you guys hide your weed?

If you could have any car/truck in the world what would it be?

When you fantasize about being on the ice during a dynamic goal scenario what music is playing in the background?

If you could make a music video, would you be doing...playing an instrument or singing?

A big sponsor wants your players to make a commercial for them, what would you be doing in the commercial and who would be the sponsor?

If you won 1 million dollars, what would each of you do with it?

What bad habits do you want to break?

Your wives/gf's give you a hall pass for one night, name a celebrity you would probably need to chloroform to take to bed.

If you could choose one superpower, what would it be and why?

If money and career were no object, where in the world would you choose to live and play hockey?

What television series are you guys currently watching?

Of all your pet-peeves, which is the strangest?

Have you ever been arrested or contracted any diseases?

If your life was a movie, which actor would play you?

Which animal do you consider to be the sexiest?

I'll just keep adding questions in my last post as they come to me :ssst:
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