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West Kendall Platoon GM
League Adviser
Former Ireland Head
:impact: Montreal Alumni

Currently looking to land another big name in Free Agency. Ask me Anything.



... or don't. Jerk.

Quote:Originally posted by #DownvoteSchultzy+--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (#DownvoteSchultzy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Obviously we've seen a lot of leaks out of the League Office over the past few seasons. But what do you think is the most surprising thing in the League Office that people never get to see?[/b]

I believe I've been around the Head Office for about a season now, and my biggest surprise is that conversations actually do happen. When something comes up, we usually react within hours. There are ideas constantly thrown around, and controversies we try to find a solution for. But the biggest surprise would be how there are simply no one sided debates. Things like expansions, suspensions, and candidates for positions are never solved in one page.

Quote:[i]Originally posted by MurricaFurkYaaa+--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (MurricaFurkYaaa)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Damn that trick question though )[/b]

I know people crap on the HO all the time, and I did so myself before. However, since joining I've noticed a lot of mature and thought out conversations. It's definitely not as bad as people think.

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1: #blamebojo

2: What do you think of Ireland's plummet from Gold Medal team to not even being in the medal rounds this season?

3: How soon do you think the Platoon will be vying for the cup? How long do you think you'll stay in contention, once it happens?

4: Gimme a couple pictures of the furry god.

5: Why didn't you tell me when you went to Universal? I could have bothered you and Oles-- Ohhh, I see now. Fair dues.[/quote]

1: I know right? It'd be so boring without me.

2: I'd rather be lucky than good. We used up all our four leaf clovers last time. I don't care if we never even see the knock out stage again. We beat Canada to win the gold. As Ireland.

3: This season. I don't think people realize how good our roster is after all the additions we've made. We don't have a single inactive in our Top 9 offense/Top 6 defense/Goalie. All they see is the past. Which is fine. I don't mind playing the underdog with a great team.

4: Here are my three favorite:

http://i.imgur.com/G3ouEeF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TT9dpiE.jpg

5: I actually would have, but Disneyworld/<s>Universal</s>Harry Potter World is one her absolute favorite place in the world. She's been stressed out at work (She's a lawyer, no surprise) so I wanted to make sure it was perfect. We're going to Destin Florida in two weeks though! Come on down!

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Quote:Originally posted by HNJ+--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (HNJ)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->How do you feel now that you're on JNH's bad side?[/b]

Feels good, sexy. ;

Quote:[i]Originally posted by Nutzy+--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nutzy)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->  If Hamilton skates Simons-PLL- Muerto on the top line this season, will you just give up and forfeit?[/b]

I'll just counter with my Birkavs-Pettyfer-Lloren, Szlerchek-Willems-Smirnov top two lines.

Quote:Originally posted by LeggoMyEggo<br />Why are you such a jerk in rocket league

Demolitions are a legitimate strategy!!! But mostly I enjoy seeing "FUCK BOJO" over and over again in the chat.

Quote:Originally posted by HurrrrNJ<br />Make like a tree and fuck off >:D<

That's one sexy tree.

Quote:Originally posted by Reebok<br />I'm Nike:

Former GM
Former Co-GM
Former Fed Head
Former Updater
Former Media Head
Former Fantasy League Manager
Alumni :impact:
Alumni :force:

Nice to meet you.

Lol notice everything is former. I quit alot.

Well I could also say former Co-GM, former Captain of MTL and WKP, Former Updater, Twitter Supervisor, and friggin Programmer for SHL Stats. But I wanted to go with the more important stuff.

Quote:Originally posted by hell's bells-garat<br />Why the heck doesn't Pushkin have his own twitter?

Pushkin didn't want to fill up your Twitter timeline with selfies. Instead he'll do that through me on the site.

Quote:Originally posted by aloe vera<br />I'm Bojo, and so's my wife.

I'm Bojo, and this is Jackass. *flies off shopping cart*

Quote:Originally posted by house of mpclards<br />Um, hi?

Not sure what to do here lol...

uh... hi?

Awkward turtle...

Quote:Originally posted by Extra salt on the Eggs<br />Fucking Bojo.

Reported

Quote:Originally posted by Oats<br />1: Who will have the better rookie season, out of the 4 players added this season?

Who will be the biggest addition to the team this season?

1: Oy, that's a tough one to answer. I think Wert has the best chance. He has the best TPE, and will provide a good sniper role to the third line. However, Gibbs/Wagner may have a larger defensive role than they think. Could provide them even more opportunities.

2: We have so many to choose from!
- Arrowny, Clyde
- Birkavs, Roberts
- Pettyfer, Oliver
- Lahey, Jim
- Maximova, Maria
- Flow, Tony

Now, the rookies will stay down, so I'll check them off. Arrowny will be more of a depth player. Birkavs and Petty will compete for top forward, but Lahey has a biggest role as defenseman. I'd say he'll be the biggest piece to have this season, just because our defense is lighter than offense.

Quote:Originally posted by Gyro<br />1: Two seasons or are you gonna retire too like my whole team did on me? :((

2: Envious of the fact Byrde and FourFour like me better and wanted to be on my team?

3: Are you really a cat trapped in a man's body?

1: What an odd situation in Minny. Lots of people retiring/possibly leaving. I'm trying my best to avoid a scenario like that. Willems is the only old fart in the team, but he'll stay for a bit longer. Birkavs will likely finish off his career in WKP. But other than that our team is mostly S18 and up, so I think we'll be in good position for a while. Plus Bojo will never retire. :D

2: Is that why they're both gone next season?

3: Other way around. :unsure:

Quote:Originally posted by Mac?<br />1: Who's the classiest player in West Kendall?

2: How does one avoid being killed by Pushkin in a bar fight?

3: The league has had an unexpected problem with activity and, out of the 14 teams we've got, each will have to find a "partner team" to merge with. Who's WKP gonna team up with? Would you rather keep one of the existing brands or make a new one for the team merger?

1: Do I have to choose just one?! Oy. They've all been very mature and great. Well, aside from the occasional dick joke but who doesn't do that?! Green has probably dedicated the most to the team, by sticking around just to help the team. Schmidt is a very loyal person who does a lot for the team. AGH is there when I need him the most, and is super cool. I'll just stick with the safe answer: me. :D

2: The only winning move is not to play.

3: New England. They're basically SHL team number 2 for me. If I didn't love WKP so much I'd be there. Storm, Peebz, MUTHA TRUCKIN WHIKI, Eggz, Mac, Ace, and more.

Quote:Originally posted by Pandamania<br />1: Why are you allowing West Kendall to be overrun by Kelowna alumni and not Montreal?

2: How great does it feel to have brought Petty back to WKP?

3: Have you considered doing a new 3rd jersey to celebrate West Kendall's 25th anniversary?

1: Because I'm a horrible human being and I'm clearly the worst GM. But I wanted to pick Montreal bad but most went early on in the draft. #FirstRoundProblems

2: You have no idea how happy I am. I got two potential HOF'ers here in Florida for the next 5 seasons from Latvia. Petty is great buddy to have in Kik chat and the LR. So pumped to have her back.

3: Excellent Idea! We'll get Schmidt to work on it, stat. Chop chop, Schmidt.

Quote:Originally posted by Something Fishy<br />1: A lot of big additions have been made to the WKP over the past couple weeks, which move do you see making the biggest impact in this upcoming season? Do you feel like you still have moves to make?

2: What kind of role do you see the Wert-McDoodle-Federov line playing for the WKP this season? Expectations on their performance?

3: Which WKP player do you expect to be an unsung hero for the platoon next season and why?

1: Answered before, but Cuffy will have one of the most important roles out of the new guys. He's only here for a season, and will be a much needed defensive pillar for our squad.

2: They obviously won't get as much playing time, but you don't win with just two lines. They will be some of the best third liners out there. Can't wait to see how Federov and Wert team up with McDoodle. I expect either of them to contend for Rookie of the Year

3: Svennson. He'll play the role of "Guy who has to play alongside Cuffy when Bojo is in the box". He'll be the most important defensive piece on the penalty kill, and has a lot to prove after two losing seasons.

Quote:Originally posted by Big Caboose<br />1: So you going to give me back my soccer ball?

2: Which expansion team is better Buffalo or Portland?

1: Still think you stole it first. In retrospect, it looks significantly different in review. IDK why I was so excited about that. )

2: Tough question. Haven't really looked at either squad yet. For the next five seasons I'm going to go with Buffalo. I think Brandon's made some great moves. More that I've been impressed with Brandon than I have disappointed at JP. I'm sure JP's team is great, too.

Quote:Originally posted by what the falk<br />1: cats or dogs, why
2: why did u draft me
3: will u help me finally get a cup
4: r u french, why
5: y is wkp the best team in the shl
6: r u gonna gm wkp til u die, why
7: y is rice, rice. why

1: dogs - pooshkin is basically a dog
2: cuz u sexy. We needed defense, and you seemed like the clear choice at the time.
3: Absolutely. Even if we don't win this season we will only get better next season!
4: non. je suis un fromage. Mais je veux etre un pomme.
5: because we got you! :wub: (but because we took an aggressive stance this season and finally out of rebuild)
6: Bojo Biscuit will be a Platoony for the rest of his career as GM.
7: bacon was taken. went with rice as a backup

Quote:Originally posted by I caught the Slap<br />1: As cool as cats admittedly are, how much cooler are dogs?

2: Is Pushkin going to stalk me now? Do I need to move?

3: Of all the guys that played on the third line last year for the Platoon and will be returning to it this season, which one is the coolest and why. Don't be afraid to be a little wordy on this one.

1: Cats sucks. Pushkin is only the best because he's basically a dog. A dog that is quiet, adorable, and only bites when I rub his belly when he clearly doesn't want to but I do it anyways because f him I'm the human I do what I want.

2: If you have to ask, it's too late.

3: McDoodle is clearly the third line leader with the noobs (Wert and Federov) joining the fray this season. McDoodle's giant leadership ability would boost him to the first line if he could take a shot that didn't look like he was dumping the puck. But Wert and Federov are going to be super cool, too. Wert, former 2nd OA pick has been improving at a fast rate while Federov continues to be a steal of the draft.

Quote:Originally posted by Topanga<br />why don't you let me help on blockey hockey? :ph34r:

Because I've lost motivation to work on it. :((

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1: Are you prepared for me to be in the LR everyday once I'm back from vacation?

2: Why do Oats/myself never get credit for "Bojo's offseason plans" :((

3: Do you think I'll be able to bear Julien Marshell's career stats?

4: Me as forward or defence?

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1: You better be, CO-GM!!! :ahh!:

2: I do credit you guys all the time! But if something goes foul everybody's going to blame me.

3: I don't think anybody can bear it. . But yeah, I think if our squad stays tight all the records will be broken. There hasn't been a consistant team in WKP for a long long time. The fact the Joolz has the most games played for the franchise means all the records are ours for the taking!

4: Preferably foward. Defense if we get another big name, however.

5: Unnnnnnnnnh
Yo rice with lice
i'm bout to hynotize yo eyes with lies of yo girlfriend's thighs
i'm bout ta smack a cracka wacka than lord pretty flacka
I'm gonna punch a bunch after I munch a bunch of cruncha-munch
i'm on a boat with oats going coast to coast
i'm not gonna fight wit ya not afta latvia jogurtaa
but i'll be first to burst against birks with dirt
cuz i'm #better than bojo with the mojo dojo flojo
Unnnnnnnnnh
peace

AND WITH THAT I'M DONE WITH QUESTIONS!!!!

Obviously we've seen a lot of leaks out of the League Office over the past few seasons. But what do you think is the most surprising thing in the League Office that people never get to see?

Quote:Originally posted by Schultzy@Aug 7 2015, 08:15 AM
Obviously we've seen a lot of leaks out of the League Office over the past few seasons. But what do you think is the most surprising thing in the League Office that people never get to see?

Damn that trick question though )

#blamebojo

What do you think of Ireland's plummet from Gold Medal team to not even being in the medal rounds this season?

How soon do you think the Platoon will be vying for the cup? How long do you think you'll stay in contention, once it happens?

Gimme a couple pictures of the furry god.

Why didn't you tell me when you went to Universal? I could have bothered you and Oles-- Ohhh, I see now. Fair dues.

How do I know you're the real Bojo? No one has verified this AMA yet...

How do you feel now that you're on JNH's bad side?

Updated up to JNH!

:-s

Quote:Originally posted by JNH@Aug 7 2015, 08:49 AM
:-s

>:D<

Now give me PLL.

If Hamilton skates Simons-PLL- Muerto on the top line this season, will you just give up and forfeit?

Why are you such a jerk in rocket league

Updated to Eggy. Thanks, guys. Keep 'em coming.

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Aug 7 2015, 08:50 AM

>:D<

Now give me PLL.

Make like a tree and fuck off >:D<

Quote:Originally posted by JNH@Aug 7 2015, 10:05 AM


Make like a tree and fuck off >:D<

Don't cross the street if you can't get out of the kitchen.

I'm Nike:

Former GM
Former Co-GM
Former Fed Head
Former Updater
Former Media Head
Former Fantasy League Manager
Alumni :impact:
Alumni :force:

Nice to meet you.

Lol notice everything is former. I quit alot.