Simulation Hockey League

Please post if you want Gorlab level chirps or me to tell you why you're a 1/5 member.

I'll do some during Conan and the rest at some point ;

Tanner - Wow you're so soft! You're not allowed to be offended by things!

Kidding, bud. Glad you said you liked something I said even though we had beef. I don't even know what beef we had but I figure it must have been something good if its memorable :ph34r:. I would like to be refreshed on it though. Congrats on the cup also! You have continuously proven you're GM expertise by taking a team most people wouldn't think twice about and make them into a consistent contender. I'm sure you'll continue to impress.

Storm - You've been less on my radar so that's a good thing tbh. Also NEW is about 100x more desirable since you traded away Mac. I can respect you for that o:-)

Dangles13 - I'm still in shock about that pass. In all my years of EASHL, I still haven't been able to perfect something so...odd. You're one of the people who make a place like Vancouver a desirable junior team to play on. As someone who has always had a huge hate for Vancouver back from when Hallsy was GM, this should be considered a huge compliment.

Jason97 - Now that I'm not a GM we can talk about you coming to Detroit o:-). I would have loved to have you on my team last season but unfortunately if I had basically any contact with you it would have blew up in my face and your GMs would have never given you to me for a fair price. Glad you've stuck around to make Goose 2.

JP - Shut the up you stupid small dick Gorlab job stealing glided turd

Nereus - I had a ton of nice things to say about you but then you posted that gif so I deleted them all. Before I considered you the nicest man in wrestling Jervis Cottonbelly with a sprinkle of inspirational Bo Dallas. Now I consider you more like Ryback when he had that dumb bully gimmick.

OriginsZ - You are the best whenever Carl picked you pick Carl ever picked for me o:-). Congrats on the commish job, much deserved. Hopefully you do great things and help fix the mess Mac made. Mac may have not made a mess, but we will say he did :->.

Ricebowl - You are a 2/5 member because you didn't come to Edmonton. I don't know what the problem you have with us is but I wish there was none because I really wanted you :(. You, Toast and I could have spoken about all the Ottawa goingson all day long :(

701 - I'm so glad you decided to stop being an ass every single post and become an active and contributing member once again. When you aren't being an ass you are quite an asset to the league. Congrats on 1st overall and hopefully no hard feelings ;

Wiki - My Mac wouldn't let me write nice things about you because of your hate ;

HFFO - The fuck is a Brown Lightening van? I can't write anything until I know )

linsangeles - Are you a name change? :-?

Chris-McZehrl - My pride and joy. I can't wait until the day we finally play together for the Berlin Bombers

Kit - I like you when you aren't drunk and you aren't pestering me for HUT cards. You will always be Mr. Playoffs JR because you couldn't get the job done ;

/r/RoastMe

Love you buster. <3

I was first you fat fuck

This better be good

Can you tell me why I'm 2/5 member instead?

Yo

Buster 2 strong ;

You have the van Brown Lightning don't you.

ya

we all are now officially BUSTERED

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