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Portland, OR - Earlier today Portland general manager Zach Miller called the entire team of the Portland Admirals to the Moda Center for a special announcement. Once they'd both turned up he made the announcement that for his "services to the franchise", Miller was going to retire the number and jersey of Portland superstar and household name Sven Karlsson. Miller became very tearful during the ceremony but revealed that he was struggling to continue on without Karlsson's input both on and off the ice, and made a good nautical pun about the team being "rudderless".



Miller released the following statement:

"It hurt to give up my protege the way I did and I don't know how this team can carry on without him. There's no light at the end of the tunnel without him."
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Quote:Originally posted by 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD@Mar 12 2016, 03:13 PM

JP when he pressed send on the trade confirmation

Where's my jersey?

Yes, because the logical thing is to start retiring players/numbers for a new franchise.

:admirals: is a mess.

Quote:Originally posted by RaiN@Mar 12 2016, 03:31 PM
Yes, because the logical thing is to start retiring players/numbers for a new franchise.

:admirals: is a mess.

oh dear

Coming soon:






(also congrats, karly!

Quote:Originally posted by Bojo@Mar 12 2016, 04:03 PM
Coming soon:

You're saying you hope their stud prospect retires soon??? Then Portland really would be fucked

Quote:Originally posted by dankoa@Mar 12 2016, 03:34 PM

oh dear

)

i love dankoa, but this is so stupid ) ) ) )

unless this is a weak joke and i missed it

EDIT: i thought JP made this thread ) ) )

Quote:Originally posted by Shevy Shev@Mar 12 2016, 04:08 PM
unless this is a weak joke and i missed it

EDIT: i thought JP made this thread ) ) )

Or maybe you're the weak one who didn't see that it was a joke. :ph34r:

Wait......people took this seriously?

Well Alex doesn't surprise me, but others? Damn

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I mean...

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