Simulation Hockey League

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the beers are so delightful
And since we've got joints to blow
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

Oh the stories we tell are whoppers
And we're eating jalapeño poppers
The bulldogs are laying low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow

When we finally say goodnight
How Bonk hates having no one to blow
But if he'll only tongue me right
I'll have a lubricated cornhole

Oh the jokes are quickly dying
And our brains are once again frying
Our worth ended long ago
Let it snow, let it snow let it snow.


It was snowing Friday night when we recorded. It is snowing once again and is supposed to go for around twenty four hours straight. I've already shoveled once today and will have to do so again tonight and then yet again tomorrow. So if the show ain't great and my song parody sucks, well it's the best we can do working under blizzard conditions. So sue us, ya lousy ingrates. <_<

(And we really were eating jalapeño poppers. I highly recommend them.)

The Big Slappy Hour #64!

https://soundcloud.com/mesbonk/the-big-slappy-hour-64


Thanks to Toedragon and Esa for questions and comments.

Y'all can have all of that damn snow.