03-22-2018, 06:30 PM
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So I am from San Diego, California, United States of America. I know not much about many of the cities of Canada, and not really the cities of America either if we are being completely honest. So I have decided to make a new revolutionary system of Power Rankings. I am going to rank the team based on my knowledge of their geographic locations and my knowledge of the cities existence. This will not be in an order, but rather I will put the teams into tiers based on my knowledge.
Tier 1: I Know Where This Place Is
Buffalo Stampede
Manhattan Rage
Minnesota Chiefs
New England Wolfpack
Los Angeles Panthers
San Francisco Pride
Seattle Riot
Texas Renegades
I know that I said in the beginning that I didn't know much about the cities of America, but that is just in case one of the ones that I know nothing about is in America. As you can see, I know where all of these places are because they are all in America. The State/Region ones (Minnesota, New England, Texas) were all easy for me because they are such broad regions. Los Angeles and San Francisco are both in California, so I knew I had those two down. Seattle is another easy one, it's just in Washington, another west coast city where I have relatives. And Buffalo and Manhattan are both in New York, and Buffalo has an NFL team, so those were fairly simple. I figured I would know all of the bigger cities in America.
Tier 2: I Roughly Know Where It Is:
Toronto North Stars
I could totally point in around the area on a map where Toronto is. I know what province it is in, Ontario. I know about where it is relative to the US border and US states. They have the Blue Jays and the Raptors so I know that. But I just don't really know where it is to be honest. I have a general idea, but all in all, no dice.
Tier 3: I Know The City But Have No Idea Where It Is:
Calgary Dragons
Edmonton Blizzard
Winnipeg Jets
These are all Canadian cities. I know that. I know they have NHL teams. I have heard of these cities before. I also have not a single clue where they even remotely are. I know that they are in Canada. That is about it. These cities are kinda big I think, but again, I know not very much about the Canadian cities.
Tier 4: Literally Not A Clue
Hamilton Steelhawks
West Kendall Platoon
Exactly what the name says. Not a clue. Not one clue. I have never heard of these places in my life. I'm not sure if they are American or Canadian or none of the above, I just don't know where they are at all or what they are at all. Please feel free to educate me by commenting, but I have no idea what these cities are and I have never heard of them. Doesn't mean they are bad, but under this system it does.
So there you have it. The newest and most effective way to judge the quality of teams. If I don't know where you are, tough luck you probably suck. In order for your team to be relevant, your city has to be relevant. Relocate to a city I have heard of if you wanna actually be a good team going forward. (This was all done in jest. Don't take anything I have said in this article seriously. I know literally nothing about the teams and how good they are)
</div>So I am from San Diego, California, United States of America. I know not much about many of the cities of Canada, and not really the cities of America either if we are being completely honest. So I have decided to make a new revolutionary system of Power Rankings. I am going to rank the team based on my knowledge of their geographic locations and my knowledge of the cities existence. This will not be in an order, but rather I will put the teams into tiers based on my knowledge.
Tier 1: I Know Where This Place Is
Buffalo Stampede
Manhattan Rage
Minnesota Chiefs
New England Wolfpack
Los Angeles Panthers
San Francisco Pride
Seattle Riot
Texas Renegades
I know that I said in the beginning that I didn't know much about the cities of America, but that is just in case one of the ones that I know nothing about is in America. As you can see, I know where all of these places are because they are all in America. The State/Region ones (Minnesota, New England, Texas) were all easy for me because they are such broad regions. Los Angeles and San Francisco are both in California, so I knew I had those two down. Seattle is another easy one, it's just in Washington, another west coast city where I have relatives. And Buffalo and Manhattan are both in New York, and Buffalo has an NFL team, so those were fairly simple. I figured I would know all of the bigger cities in America.
Tier 2: I Roughly Know Where It Is:
Toronto North Stars
I could totally point in around the area on a map where Toronto is. I know what province it is in, Ontario. I know about where it is relative to the US border and US states. They have the Blue Jays and the Raptors so I know that. But I just don't really know where it is to be honest. I have a general idea, but all in all, no dice.
Tier 3: I Know The City But Have No Idea Where It Is:
Calgary Dragons
Edmonton Blizzard
Winnipeg Jets
These are all Canadian cities. I know that. I know they have NHL teams. I have heard of these cities before. I also have not a single clue where they even remotely are. I know that they are in Canada. That is about it. These cities are kinda big I think, but again, I know not very much about the Canadian cities.
Tier 4: Literally Not A Clue
Hamilton Steelhawks
West Kendall Platoon
Exactly what the name says. Not a clue. Not one clue. I have never heard of these places in my life. I'm not sure if they are American or Canadian or none of the above, I just don't know where they are at all or what they are at all. Please feel free to educate me by commenting, but I have no idea what these cities are and I have never heard of them. Doesn't mean they are bad, but under this system it does.
So there you have it. The newest and most effective way to judge the quality of teams. If I don't know where you are, tough luck you probably suck. In order for your team to be relevant, your city has to be relevant. Relocate to a city I have heard of if you wanna actually be a good team going forward. (This was all done in jest. Don't take anything I have said in this article seriously. I know literally nothing about the teams and how good they are)
