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Troy McClure sits down and talks about his draft destinations.


First Tier: Teams that are first tier can technically have me on their team
Second Tier: These teams could have had me when I was in the Jrs, but can no longer have me on their team.
Tim Peele Tier: These teams are really just random words, and will not have me on their team.

Buffalo Stampede: A solid group of guys who has players like Viktor Marius. I am a huge fan of WannabeFinn and Tomen. I would say First Tier for sure.

Hamilton Steelhawks: What can be said about DrunkenTeddy and Waters? They are down to earth people who have a nice team. Also, I love me some Geezus Kryyst. First Tier, no doubt.

Manhattan Rage: Sulak. O’Hritea is my spirit animal. A team run by JayWhy and GeckoeyGecko can’t be bad, right? 100% top Tier.

Minnesota Chiefs: Is It Minnesota or Minnesoda? Anyway, Baelor Swift has a killer voice, and Shmurph is a noise some dogs make when they lay down. Awesome Goalie in Sebastien Primeau. Top Teir team!

New England Wolfpack: What is better than Ace? How about 2 Aces, in Ace and jcfbey01. With those guys driving, who is running around kissing girls and such? My old Raptor friend Manuel Gotze is awesome too! 100% Top Tier!

Toronto North Stars: North is the only direction that goes north, that is a fact. With Symmetrik and Nobody, I could never play there. But they got some Richard Physt, so I could play there, 100%!! Top Tier north stars, Top tier.

West Kendall Platoon: Rex Kirkby kicked my dog last year. 100$ Tim Peele Tier.

Calgary Dragons: Best looking mascot outside of Winnipeg. Steelhead77 has a head of steel and c00kies smells like a bakery. How can that not be the best? Also, Kata Vilde asked me out once. Well, Kata asked me to go away, but that counts, right? 100% top Tier!

Edmonton Blizzard: Karlssens name is outdated, since Karlsonn isn’t a sen anymore, but I like there style. And Keygan is pretty cool, but Kel was my shit. Any team with a guy named Piotr is okay by me though. Top Tier!!

Los Angles Panthers: Wasty use to sell me white dog poop in a bag and tell me it was drugs. I would turn around and sell them for twice the money to Vbottas17, so it was a good circle we had going. Mattias Enqvist is the Chris Evans of the SHL, and for that, 100% top tier!

San Francisco Pride: Grapehead has 6 different motorcycles, each smaller than the last. And tweedledunn murdered 2 people before, but told me not to tell anyone. Dakota Reid nodded at me one year in the minors, so that is 100% top tier for me! If I get drafted here, the name must change to Rice-A-Roni, however.

Seattle Riot: Samee is the Danny Devito of the SHL, but in a good way. And StaticShocked was a cool African American superhero cartoon in the early 2000s. They got a Lombardi, in Joe Lombardi, and I think that is just downright neat. 100% top Tier

Texas Renegades: Ligma dankoa! Get it? … yeah, I don’t as well, but they are good people. And they got Vasily Horvat, which sounds like a lube. I’m in, 100% top Tier!

Winnipeg Jets: They got MWHazard and LB. Jason Visser is my hero. 100% was already drafted here.

The Philadelphia T-Rex’s- Lead by fictional player AppleBottom Geans, with assistant GM Boots Witfur, I am very sure the whole club is a lookin’ at herrrrr… But Tim Peele Tier


That wraps it up, good drafting everybody!!


(HEY ANYONE THAT CAN FIX THE HOME PAGE, UNDER EACH TEAM SOME GM'S ARE WRONG, FYI)
why thank you Troy
I enjoy your infomercials
ya i need a name change. suggestions?
12-10-2018, 02:13 PMkarlssens Wrote: [ -> ]ya i need a name change. suggestions?

Chabotsens
Ha, New England is top tier now! Waitasecond
12-10-2018, 02:13 PMkarlssens Wrote: [ -> ]ya i need a name change. suggestions?

as someone who has been in a locker room with a bunch of ottawa fans, i'd at least take the sens out.
12-10-2018, 02:16 PM.bojo Wrote: [ -> ]
12-10-2018, 02:13 PMkarlssens Wrote: [ -> ]ya i need a name change. suggestions?

as someone who has been in a locker room with a bunch of ottawa fans, i'd at least take the sens out.

ya i go by karl pretty much everywhere on discord. dropping "ssens" seems like the easy out.
wait a minute
Hamilton too low
Get outta here--you aren't eligible to be drafted! You're A PHONY!