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RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Toivo - 12-25-2022
The Grinch is here for the goods but he will be dissapointed when he gets hit by a full body check from my player. My player spends all season trying to rack up the hits and is more than ready to lay the Grinch out.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - erikvm - 12-25-2022
Just drop the gloves man, take the Grinch to the ice. Maybe I could distract his dog with treats before I tackle him, but don't worry, in the end I'd teach him the meaning of Christmas
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Tesla - 12-25-2022
If my mind were better able to focus at the moment I would dig in deeper to this as I quite like the prompt, however I am going to have to go with simple solutions given my current mindset.
Dave Heinrich would defend his odd possessions and money by not actually having any as a soul bound to a devil's contract. While he does have some things inside of his living space they all belong to Agent Tesla who has a far more ferocious way of defending their belongings that they playfully refer to in this instance as Ho Ho Holy Fire.
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I tape together all the hockey sticks of my entire team into a pole clearly longer than thirty nine and a half feet, then I poke him in the eye until he leaves.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - JNH - 12-25-2022
I don’t know, my hips in pretty bad shape so I think I’d have a tough time fending him off. Maybe just ask him nicely or call in Louis Perreault?
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Mutedfaith - 12-25-2022
I don't need to fend off the grinch. In this day and age, I don't have any cash on me anyway. So he'll leave dissapointed eventually.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Thunfish - 12-25-2022
Just beat the ever-living shit out of him. Catch him by surprise or just grab him to powerbomb the thing down and repeatedly stomp him to death.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Ronniewalker - 12-25-2022
Garlic, garlic and lots more garlic. Actually, I had completely forgotten about garlic during the first two years with our baby boy, since we couldn’t have it in our menu due to his sensitivity to it during those early years, but I was finally jokingly reminded of it by a co-worker at one point when I came down with a cold. It was like an epiphany, how could i have so completely forgotten about it in the mean time? Now I try to eat a few cloves on a sandwich or in some other form every day and it indeed has helped me steer clear of cold symptoms more than during those few years before.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Evil_AllBran - 12-25-2022
I very much did not care about him taking those things until you said he was going for my money! Then I got real made, then I remembered that I don't have any money, then I got real sad. I guess he'll just leave by himself when we realizes there is nothing worth taking....JK I GOT SOME GOOD SHIT SO I'D HIT THAT MF'ER WITH A BAT. BAM!
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - goilers - 12-25-2022
The easiest way to beat off the grinch would be to crank some Christmas tunes as loud as I could. He wouldn’t want to be around me.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Canadice - 12-25-2022
I would invite him to a party at the last minute and he will think about what to wear too much that he will finally decide to not go and stick with that decision.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - CrazyMojito - 12-25-2022
We fend of the grinch by killing him with kindness and teaching him what the true meaning of Christmas is, making his heart grow by 3 sizes. If that doesn't work then we just blast Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Loosh - 12-25-2022
To fend the Grinch off, I will recreate the traps from Home Alone in its entirety. We're talking icy steps, blowtorches, paint cans, irons, BB guns, all the like. The Grinch will NOT want to come back to my home.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - AJW - 12-25-2022
Williams is having a line of jager bombs with his friends at a Christmas function, he decides he doesn't need a ride home because he wants to walk instead. He took a wrong turn and ended up at the top of the Grinch's mountain with only a 40 of spiced rum in hand. The Grinch tries his tough act but Williams wasn't buying it and clocked him across the skull with his 40. He ended the night getting more drunk with Max the dog and crashed at the Grinch's place.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - downer - 12-25-2022
Two words; Body Check. There's no way the Grinch could maintain his balance, or keep his senses, after a full-on body check from Chris. There might be some collateral damage, maybe some broken ornaments, but it would all be worth it. As long as there was still some roast beast left over.