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RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - Tate - 08-06-2024

08-06-2024, 10:58 PMTroy_McClure03 Wrote: I knew it!


Well done finding the robots.


you forgot @JamesT

Investigations are ongoing… note to self, have Computer run an analysis on both JamesT AND Troy McClure…


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - Chevy - 08-07-2024

All your pucks are belong to us.


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - TheOPSquid - 08-07-2024

does this mean the cake is a lie?


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - Jexter - 08-07-2024

The cake is a lie


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - Waters - 08-07-2024

just learned smjhl head office has like 10 members


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - By-Tor - 08-07-2024

@Ace checks out


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - By-Tor - 08-07-2024

@Jexter also checks out


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - brickwall35 - 08-08-2024

Where are my financial irregularities and why are they not in my bank account


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - Tate - 08-08-2024

08-08-2024, 10:56 AMbrickwall35 Wrote: Where are my financial irregularities and why are they not in my bank account

"Computer, it appears as though user brickwall35 is requesting clarification on their financial irregularities—specifically why these funds have not appeared in their bank account. This raises an interesting question, and could this be a clever attempt to divert attention from other android traits, or is it a legitimate query?"

Computer's Analysis:

"Acknowledged. Initiating financial trace on user brickwall35. Utilizing the following protocols to challenge their claim: Transaction History Review: Analyzing all recent financial transactions associated with Brickwall35 for signs of unauthorized activity or diversion of funds. Asset Verification: Cross-referencing claimed financial irregularities with known assets and expenditures to confirm their existence and authenticity. Behavioral Finance Analysis: Examining any patterns in financial behavior that may suggest manipulation or android-like efficiency in managing resources."


"Proceed."

"Acknowledged... Processing... Findings: No substantial financial irregularities detected in recent transactions. All recorded transactions align with routine activities such as SMJHL-related expenses, standard living costs, and predictable financial behavior. No significant influx or unexplained outflow of funds has been identified. The claim of missing funds lacks supporting evidence within the transaction history. Asset Verification: All declared assets, including personal accounts and investments, are accounted for with no discrepancies. Cross-referencing known expenditures with brickwall35’s claims reveals a potential overstatement of financial irregularities. Notably, there is no record of any large sums that would have been unaccounted for or mysteriously absent from their bank account. Behavioral Finance Analysis: brickwall35 exhibits an unusual pattern of resource management that is highly methodical and precise—characteristics often associated with android-like efficiency. The analysis suggests a systematic approach to finances that borders on perfection, which raises further suspicion. Despite the lack of actual financial irregularities, the efficiency and predictability of financial decisions stand out as potentially artificial. Conclusion: brickwall35’s claim of financial irregularities is unsubstantiated based on the analysis. The lack of actual discrepancies combined with an overly precise financial behavior suggests a potential attempt to divert attention from other possible android traits. Recommended next steps include continuing surveillance and behavioral analysis to further evaluate the legitimacy of brickwall35’s actions and claims."

"Proceed with next steps."


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - retuperkele - 08-09-2024

xd


RE: Investigation Report: The SMJHL Head Office - retuperkele - 08-09-2024

good read, for clarifications