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RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Muerto - 03-15-2019
Aleister "Swiss Cheese" Cain - you've heard of goalies with a 5-hole, well this guy has about 55 Holes! You'd think at some point just by sheer luck he'd manage to get his body in front of a shot, but, nope, somehow even the weakest shots find their way through him. Looking forward to when he gets to change his name to Aleister "Retired" Cain
@SlashACM
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - SlashACM - 03-15-2019
03-15-2019, 02:53 AMMuerto Wrote: Aleister "Swiss Cheese" Cain - you've heard of goalies with a 5-hole, well this guy has about 55 Holes! You'd think at some point just by sheer luck he'd manage to get his body in front of a shot, but, nope, somehow even the weakest shots find their way through him. Looking forward to when he gets to change his name to Aleister "Retired" CainNote: Any posts with malicious intent will not be graded.
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RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Muerto - 03-15-2019
03-15-2019, 02:58 AMSlashACM Wrote:03-15-2019, 02:53 AMMuerto Wrote: Aleister "Swiss Cheese" Cain - you've heard of goalies with a 5-hole, well this guy has about 55 Holes! You'd think at some point just by sheer luck he'd manage to get his body in front of a shot, but, nope, somehow even the weakest shots find their way through him. Looking forward to when he gets to change his name to Aleister "Retired" CainNote: Any posts with malicious intent will not be graded.
@SlashACM
@Mike Izzy
Goku "Malicious Intent" Muerto
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - gordieboom - 03-15-2019
Barry "New Kid" Batsbak, a soon to be new superstar and it is referred to his last name Batsbak, a family name in the famous Dutch comedy sketch show called "The New Kids on the Block"
@Katth
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - bk1689 - 03-15-2019
"Boom Boom" Boomhover is called that because of his deadly shot. His slapper is like a cannon, while his wrister is like a 9mm, quick and accurate.
@gordieboom
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Baelor Swift - 03-15-2019
Brennan Kennedy Jr., known as Whopper Jr., eats many burgers and his initials are BK, which is the same initials as the famous fast food franchise called Burger King, which has over 15,000 locations in 100 locations.
@bk1689
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Fantobens - 03-15-2019
"Sir" Poopity Scoop. Everyone calls him sir because, well, he demands it. Its in his contract that he wont even think about getting on the ice unless he is treated like a 16th century nobleman. Its annoying. He doesnt ask for anything while in the locker room. He just claps twice and you better know what he wants.
@Baelor Swift
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Troy_McClure03 - 03-15-2019
David "The Grape One" Fantobens
Clearly this nickname exists because of Davids well known love for grapes. David has frozen grapes between periods!
@Fantobens
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Mavfatha - 03-15-2019
Troy "Allure" McClure. This man uses his bountiful beard to catch opponents off guard before scoring or checking them while they are mesmerized by his alluring face
@Troy_McClure03
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - hhh81 - 03-15-2019
Manuel "Gottsome" Gotze @Mavfatha .
Gotze is always asking teammates "got some snacks?" No matter if it's during 7am workouts, the pregame skate, between periods, or even two minutes left in overtime, this man is eternally hungry. It's rumored that he asked Herb Robert "got some snacks?" partway through the third period against the Manhattan Rage, and Robert told him Rage defender Reginald MacIntyre did. Gotze jumped on the ice his next shift and sent MacIntyre flying with a hip check, also causing a turnover. As he skated past, Gotze yelled out "got some snacks?"
MacIntyre didn't.
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - JSS - 03-15-2019
Cassius "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" Darrow
Darrow is a huge wrestling fan and an even bigger Triple H fan. Whenever Darrow tries to fight someone on the ice, he loves to finish off with his favourite wrestler's favourite move, the Pedigree. It's no secret Darrow is Triple H at heart which is where this nickname comes from.
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - bluesfan55 - 03-15-2019
Teddy “The Hugger” Cuddles
Teddy does a lot of bear hugging on the ice when he checks you, so he needs to live up to it
@"cpetrella"
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Chris-McZehrl - 03-15-2019
"The baddest non-Man player in the world"
Dermot Lavelle is playing like a irish woman and he always cry in the LR about all topics.
@White Cornerback
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Baelor Swift - 03-15-2019
GOD Mczehrl is called Balls because he likes balls and knows Lavar Ball and plays ball sports not hockey which is why he isn't so good at the hockey sport which doesn't use balls it uses pucks
@Chris-McZehrl
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Leppish - 03-15-2019
Poopity "The Dumb one" Scoop is so stupid he does things twice when he doesn't have to, he also takes bad penalties because he doesn't know how to play clean. @Baelor Swift