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RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - KaleSalad - 02-06-2023
Cale would add a $ bling to the costume in honour of Ke$ha because he would be doing his best impersonation of her anyways every time the Timber scored with Timber would start to play! It would also be a Ke$ha night and play all her music all night.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - esilverm - 02-06-2023
I bring a copy of Yellow Magic Orchestra's Solid State Survivor because the name of this task is clearly a tip of the hat to the iconic song and it is only necessary that I share this revelation to the gala attendees
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - Lumosityfan - 02-06-2023
If I were a mascot, I would instantly try to do a somersault cause those are cool and those would freeze the other team in its tracks cause they would be like how can such a big guy be able to do something so nimble? And then I would do some exercises for the audience to get them pumped up.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - MrPrime - 02-06-2023
I would move between the opposing team's bench and behind their goalie to try and distract them and do all sorts of silliness.
And if I'm to take inspiration from the picbase I run Bastien under, I would bring the suit to an opponent's home ice to do it.
I'd get into a fight with their team mascot to.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - adamantium - 02-06-2023
"So we're essentially just gonna slap Fiorentini in a cheap Spartan costume and send him out behind the opposing team's bench. Start banging on the glass behind them with a little plastic sword and shield. See someone wearing the opposing team's jersey? Whack em in the head with the sword. See the opposing mascot? Beat the shit out of them. We start a cheeky little brawl in the seats? Malice at the Palace 2.0? Fuck it, a little controversy never hurt nobody."
-- Except taken from leaked emails between GM Finn Kruger and Head of Marketing Pietra Volkova
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - BarnabasCollins - 02-06-2023
Guess I'd have to come out dressed as a boat? Guess I could do the whole masked singer thing and when they shout take it off be naked underneath, that would surely distract the other team.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - kenvald - 02-06-2023
I'm bringing in an air horn and will stand right behind the other team's bench, humping the plexiglass and blowing the horn over and over again
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - bluesfan55 - 02-06-2023
i would drive around the rink in a very fast car while in the mascot suit. it would bring a lot of flair to the arena and make people interested
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - Anthique - 02-06-2023
A little bit of break dancing is always welcome, as well with dancing with the little kids present at the game. For the other team, try some moves behind their bench so they will lose their focus.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - liebolda - 02-06-2023
I want out of a plane and parachute into the arena onto the ice. I will land on a trampoline and flip through a flaming ring onto the back of a galloping horse. It will be epic!
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - Otrebor13 - 02-06-2023
They used to have this little cart that would drive around the ice at breaks and just launch some tshirts into the crowd. I would love to get that cart back, start drifting around the ice while simultaneously launch tshirts out of a tshirt cannon to those watching in the crowd. Would be an awesome experience.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - Zerg - 02-06-2023
Grzegorz would make a terrible mascot, and the coach ordering the starting goalie to put on a mascot suit instead of even being available as an injury backup is clearly insane, but when forced to do this, he would strike goalie poses and mime diving saves for the children's amusement. And then he'd go for snacks at the worst possible time just to piss off his coach for allowing this.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - lore - 02-06-2023
Viktor isn't famous for how emotive he is, nor how well he dances (because he doesn't), so his performance might just be cringe enough to get recorded on a phone and put on the social medias of the children. Likeliest scenario is that he does the macarena and then goes for a washroom break and never comes back.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - CrazyMojito - 02-06-2023
If Jack St. Clair is putting on an owl costume than he is taking the opportunity to fast rope down from the rafters with a mock of the other teams mascot in his "talons" to feast on just like the Citadelles will be doing to the other team on the scoreboard.
RE: S69 mPT #3: Behind the Mask - Massive Coiler - 02-06-2023
As the youngest member of the team, I would do anything I could to help this team, mascot work included. And like any good mascot, I would head into the parking lot and slash tires on the visiting team's bus, put laxatives in their food, take a big dump on the floor of their locker room, anything and everything to help my team win.