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+---- Thread: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch (/showthread.php?tid=128248)
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - slothfacekilla - 12-22-2022
I am going to put on all of my goalie gear and hide behind the couch and wait for the Grinch to come inside to steal all my stuff. Then I am going to beat the shit out of him using my hockey stick because no one steals BASE PACK's stuff.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - CementHands - 12-22-2022
With my trusty high capacity shotgun.
My Beretta 1301 Tactical can unload 4 rounds in under a second, the grinch (or any home invader for that matter) won't stand a chance and is going to be a new paint job for my wall.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - JuOSu - 12-22-2022
I would build a natural wall of sheep and wool and build a castle that would be impossible to penetrate so he could just never get to me.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - SimmiZ - 12-22-2022
Its easy, the best way to fight the grinch, is to not have any present in your house, and if he want to steal money from me, I will help him, because I cant find any either.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - scudmuffin19 - 12-22-2022
Step 1: I do this thing called, I never climb up Mount Who to begin with, so a confrontation with the Grinch never happens.
Step 2: Use if Step 1 fails, pack some heat.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - TheGreatToeJam - 12-22-2022
Fend off? Egli is gonna be right next to him, slithering down your chimney and stealing your shit. Ho ho ho, merry Christmas. Bahumbug. Is this twenty-five words yet?
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - JKortesi81 - 12-22-2022
Honestly, it wouldn't even be that hard. I'd just shoot the fucker. If someone is going to try to ruin Christmas, they're going to get got. Plain and simple.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Fitted2106 - 12-22-2022
I fend him off by being the goat no one is this great I simply stared at him he realizes that I am here to end him because I am goat and goat eat grass and grinch made of grass so gody grass grinch done I win one nothing fitting grinch 0
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Muerto - 12-22-2022
Grogu has already demonstrated that he has the ability to use the Force to stop a charging mudhorn, and send a rancor to sleep, so it should be no issues for him to force choke the Grinch into submission.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Anthique - 12-22-2022
I will demand a Rock Off challenge like Tenacious D with the Devil and fucking rock is ass out of my home. Even with air guitar with my goalie stick I can beat him.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - NorwegianDemon - 12-22-2022
I fend off the Grinch by using my brand new high precision weapon that will shoot donuts straight into his mouth and force him to eat them until he can’t move anymore.
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RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Matty86 - 12-22-2022
If the grinch comes to my house and tries to ruin Christmas I would fend him off with a flaming hockey stick. The Grinch better not ruin Christmas, that is my job!
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Ragnar - 12-22-2022
The grinch, along with being very anti Christmas, is also extremely homophobic. So naturally @Zombiewolf and I will make out real passionate and sloppy and he'll run away screaming like the fucking bigot he is.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - eddiesnothere - 12-23-2022
I switch my public address to an escape room where I lock him in and force him to watch "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas". The negative vibes of the Grinch and the movie should create a rollover of the universe's negative vibe integer, deleting the Grinch from this plane of existance.
RE: S68 mPT #5: Defeat the Grinch - Justice - 12-23-2022
I would gather the team around a large christmas tree and begin singing to let him know that christmas isn't about the material things or watever