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RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Paq - 03-16-2019
03-16-2019, 08:33 AMdizzyDC Wrote: Louie "Big Booty" Garrett...
Yeah Louie got that booty and he ain't afraid to use it. You want that booty check, he'll give you that booty check.
I too would call him Louie "Big Booty" Garrett because he really does have a fatty and it's a sight to behold and everyone around far and wide knows that his booty is big.
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Yurt6 - 03-16-2019
Jax "Attack to the max with an axe" Aittokallio.
Rhyming names are great, and this one shows off Aittokallio's offensive prowess on the ice. It's a mouthful but I couldn't think of anything else so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@JayWhy
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Segi - 03-16-2019
Collin "the professor" Gibbles
Because he's not only a great playmaking winger and great looking guy, but also wicked smart. Had he not gone the way of a professional hockey player, he'd certainly have at least a PhD by now. @SpartanGibbles
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Dangles13 - 03-16-2019
Mathias "Bob" Seger known for his smooth skating and even smoother vocals. Seger is a great guy to have around the LR. @Segi
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Kmarko - 03-16-2019
Tatu "My Tittles" Makela. @WannabeFinn has a tendency to go top titties bar downskis after a little forehand backhand with his silky mitts. He can tatu my tittles any time
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Alaska - 03-16-2019
Scottey "Crawdaddy" Crawfling. @Kmarko makes the puck his absolute bitch every time he is on the ice and starting in goal. Gives you a lot of confidence when you know your goalie is going to make some unreal saves back there
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - O4L - 03-16-2019
Chico "Slow-mo" Smeb
Chico is known for being the slowest hockey player out of the entire Smeb family. His inability to skate has caused him to lag behind his brothers at both the SMJHL and SHL level. This has earned him the nickname of "Slow-mo".
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - nour - 03-16-2019
03-16-2019, 03:00 AMThatDamnMcJesus Wrote: @nour Nour Big Nose Harrak.
Honestly Nour has one of the biggets nose's i have ever seen and honestly that thing is a beak and people should run aroun dfrom nour, cause he can fuck you up with a good peck attack.
oh my god i love this
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - White Cornerback - 03-16-2019
@McZehrl
most of you uneducated folks would call him balls, you fools
I call him bust because mczehrl is worst player to play ice hockey since gil lemar cracked the stampedes ice back in 2005
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - karey - 03-16-2019
The eracist
Dermo Lavelle is single handedly erasing racism from our planet through his charitable work with ethnic minorities
@White Cornerback
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Scrufdaddy - 03-16-2019
Gary "Safety Always Off" Grease
This big D notches quite a few apples and hits, but his goal differential could use a little help. When he's on the ice, the safety's always off. Plus I heard he was kicked out of grade 10.
@FlappyGiraffe
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Mayuu - 03-16-2019
Dank "the skank* Boija.
Information is in that dank Boija is looking for more cash since he blew all his contract money on blow and crack.
Since then he's contacted Passamus to get a job at his strip club in Buffalo. Quite the hockey skank. @Snussu
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Jenny - 03-16-2019
Leopold "The Lion" Lockhart
It's an obvious derivative nickname, but it's also apropos: Leo embodies the strength, protectiveness, and courageous heart of a lion, on and off the ice <3
@ej27
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Inf1d3l - 03-16-2019
Alex "Pass to Shoot" Winters - After a stellar performance in his rookie season, Winters has been producing again this season, putting up a few more goals than expected, and getting some playful banter from his teammates in the process @39alaska39
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Off - 03-16-2019
Barry "The Birdman" Bastbak When he scores, he scores and makes suyre everyone all the way back to the roost knows that he scored one heck of a goal!
@Katth