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RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - spooked - 03-17-2019
Olivier "Olive" Cloutier. Not for any reason other than the uncultured members of the Anchorage locker room cannot pronounce Olivier and I am dumb and read Olive at first and im sticking with it forever.
@Jenny
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - WannabeFinn - 03-17-2019
Alexis "The Human Spreadsheet" Metzler
Metzler has a tremendous depth of knowledge with Excel and Google Sheets, constantly raving about the mountains of data he collects
@Avakael
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - GrilledTwinkiez - 03-17-2019
"Murderous" mike izzy
as the deffiniton says, "Dangerously violent". The man is a beast who will go to any length to blow you up on the ice sending you to an unforgettable state of misery and pain .
@MikeIzzy
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Carbine - 03-17-2019
Aleister "Rookie of the Year" Cain
A shoo-in for Season 46 Rookie of the Year, outperforming much of the league in his first full season in the SHL but somehow not eligible for the award because rules are outdated and silly.
@SlashACM
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - notorioustig - 03-17-2019
Alex "Double A Beef" Andani - This is obviously a play on the double As of this player's name, but also the fact that he is a 6'4, 220 pound behemoth on skates who looks like he eats straight protein at every meal
@Carbine
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - ErM - 03-17-2019
03-15-2019, 05:22 PMMike Izzy Wrote:03-15-2019, 04:47 PMErM Wrote: @cpetrella
Rolls with the nickname Teddy "Turn Ya into Puddles" Cuddles.
The meaning definitely has some double entendre as on the ice he will hit you enough times that you're a pile of broken bones and puddle of blood and tears by the end of the first period. Off the ice, he's the ultimate wing man he his cuteness melts the ladies into puddles for all of his Blizz Bros.
'The dirty douche' Tor Tuck
100 hits, 50 blocks....superstar defenseman Tor Tuck inserts himself into all areas of the game and excells in doing the dirty work out there.
@ErM
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - hats_4_days - 03-17-2019
Tig "Man with a Plan" Murphy
After a somewhat disappointing rookie season points wise, accumulating 11 points, most people didnt take the defenceman seriously but with s46 drawing to an end his vision of becoming a #1 defenceman is coming to a reality. Murphs plan is coming along like many thought.
@notorioustig
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - monkey10pts - 03-17-2019
Craig "The Keg" Finley
The guy started with Bud Light, but made his way to the darker stuff. Preferring a motor oil beer, the dude has a boomer of a shot due to the incredible amount of keg stands he does.
@hats_4_days
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Fluw - 03-17-2019
@TnlAstatine Monkey "GET ME OUT" Luffy.
He makes you want to scream GET ME OUT and demand a trade while only giving you up for a 7th round pick and $5 through e-transfers only.
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RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - kit - 03-17-2019
Daniel smeb... The INTeresting player
every game daniel smeb makes some INTeresting choices, usually resulting in a few goals against his team. He says this is to give them a false sense of hope so he can quickly come back and dominate the rest of the game. Maybe if he played hockey with both hands at all times hed have some better results.
@Kylrad
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Kevin Juice Bieksa - 03-17-2019
Kit "Drunken Fist Master" Smeb. A callback to the days when all I remember of Kit was a posting in the SHL media with the title "drunk ama"
@kit Forgot to tag you
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - Tomen - 03-17-2019
Tatu " Wannabe Metzler" Mäkelä
As it was known since he came into the league he wanted to be the next Alexis Metzler but sadly there can only be one and Tatu will forever end up in the shadow of Metzler's greatness.
@WannabeFinn
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - twils - 03-17-2019
Jason "Top Titties" Visser
Guy only shoots it if he has a chance to go top titties 2x4. Also likes to post boobs in his off-ice media so that helps to.
@ToeDragon84
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - crutch - 03-17-2019
Alexander "Big Fucking" Selich
Standing in at 6'10", Alex Selich is one big fuck and thus completely deserving of the name big fucking. Also, he pretty much penetrates your skater directly into the boards. Nice job tomen.
@Tomen
RE: S46 Weekend Funtime: Alias - sarmo - 03-17-2019
"Cash money" Steven's became the nickname of Casimir Steven's because of his elite goaltending that stole games in junior tournaments, allowing the fans who bet on the current Minnesota Chiefs prospect to cash in. The name stuck with him, as everyone including his then-teammates started calling him "Cash"
@Daco