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RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Thunfish - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Los Angeles Panthers
Gameplan: We've recently noticed that teams that have reached really good wins did so by donating a small fee to Yoshimitsu McCloud. With that in mind, we should wire all our money to him so he can guarantee a successful run to the Cup for us.
Edited By: @academydropout
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - LarksTongue - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard
Gameplan: Make a small minute change to the lineup. Swap Tommy Tuck, and Tor Tucks starting position and equipment. With Tommy Tuck taking Tor Tucks jersey and playing defense, and Tor Tuck playing Goalie. Surely no one will notice.
Edited By: @"James Truong"
Matchup: Winnipeg Jets
Gameplan: Edit the lines to have the most overpowered 1st line ever when adjusted for badassness/20.
A line consisting of our lord and savior Jesus Christ himself (CFJ). A space/time travelling super soldier from the future who also saved the universe; Commander Shepard, and finally Earth's greatest secret agent who has saved Earth on many occasions; Michael Scarn. There’s no way we would lose.
Edited By: @Trautner
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Citizen of Adraa - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Toronto North Stars
Gameplan: We definitely do not drink a bottle of vodka each before the game. We do NOT repeat that for the next period if we are losing, nor we change it for bottle of tequila if we are winning. And we definitely put Troy as our first line forward. He deserves it, look at him go.
Edited By: @sharksisback
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Buster - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Winnipeg Jets
Gameplan: Convince the GM to sign a free agent for 11M before signing their 3 young stars and then having to give big contracts to those 3 young stars forcing the Jets to cut the rest of their squad to stay under the cap and stop being a competitive team in the process.
Edited By: @Bonk
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Bonk - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Calgary Dragons
Gameplan: The Booty Distraction. Load up the seats behind the goals with women with larger derrieres. Who will precede to twerk toward the ice when the dragons have the puck thus distracting Otis Driftwood, Mike Izzy, Nicky Pedersen Jr. and virtually all of the Dragons, rendering them useless.
Edited By: @Slappydoodle , @mstuk41 @
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Leoben - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Texas Renegades
Gameplan: Go really hard for two periods, all out offense and give them everything you got. Then disappear in the third period. Walk right out of the arena never to be seen again.
Edited By: @King
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - c00kies - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Calgary Versus Edmonton
Gameplan: We haven't had a lot of puck luck scoring with our sticks, so we're going to try soccer offense and only pass with our feet and set up for headers in the crease.
Edited by: @Steelhead77
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - BarnabasCollins - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Texas renegades
Gameplan: Have the public address announcer play the theme from Rocky every time Walter Hobbs is going for a save to remind him of Kata Vilde bating his ass in their last goalie fight so it will knock him off his game.
Edited By: @Steelhead77
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Sean - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Calgary Dragons
Gameplan: We're going to forget about playing hockey and only eat non-parm related sandwiches. It's time we move on from the past, so that means being less good at hockey and less time eating parm sandwiches.
Edited by: Mike Izzy
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RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Off - 06-23-2019
Team: Mann Rage
Gameplan: Okay, so we hunt dragons in our discord all the time, so the best thign to do would be port our toons from those adventures onto the ice, as they are more successful at defeating dragons than any strategy we would have on the ice anyway.
Edited By: @ImShiny
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Steelhead77 - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Winnipeg Jets
Gameplan: Have a giant inflatable turkey leg bouncing around the stands to throw off Lil' Manius because he was bred by a Neanderthal father and he can't resist meat on the bone, it's part of his DNA. @Bonk
Edited By: @Slappydoodle
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - nubbedindaribs - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Pride
Gameplan: Slap some laser pointers on everyone's helmets. It's in the Pride's DNA to be distracted by said lasers, thus allowing our team to freely score goals. Watch out for that @Lazyeye though, he can track 2 lasers at once!
Edited By: @"luketd"
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Segi - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Minnesota Chiefs
Gameplan: We're trying to get in their heads by turning their locker room as luxurious as possible. Hot tubs, high end massage services, beer and champaign for before and after the game and so on.
Edited by: @JNH
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - Slappydoodle - 06-23-2019
06-23-2019, 03:05 PMBonk Wrote: Matchup: Calgary Dragons
Gameplan: The Booty Distraction. Load up the seats behind the goals with women with larger derrieres. Who will precede to twerk toward the ice when the dragons have the puck thus distracting Otis Driftwood, Mike Izzy, Nicky Pedersen Jr. and virtually all of the Dragons, rendering them useless.
Edited By: @Slappydoodle , @mstuk41 @Mike Izzy
You know me too well, sir. This would be highly effective
RE: Weekend Funtime - The Playbook - JT3 - 06-23-2019
Matchup: Calgary Dragons
Gameplan: Operation Mike Fizzy - We've paid off Calgary GM c00kies to sabotage Mike Izzy with the idea of a new nutrition plan. Mike will drink only soda before and during games and thus affecting his gameplay.
Edited By: @c00kies