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Gordiebot Presser - 5ympathies - 12-06-2019
So in the New England discord, one of our teammates made a bot called "gordiebot" in memory of our inactive teammate gordieboom. Any time you mention his name, he'll search your message and find something on the internet that relates to it and responds with that text. Also if you say "Tampa" he'll say "F Tampa". So I'm hosting this presser for you to ask gordiebot anything you want, you don't even have to ask a question, you can just say a phrase, and then I will update this thread with his response. Hopefully the Anchorage locker room doesn't hate me for this article.
Anyways, I'll get the ball rolling. "Gordie, who's your favourite player?"
Gordie: Fans Favourite Player - Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid).
hotdog: gordie dick clapper
Gordie: Bernie Clapper - Engineer.
hotdog: gordie are you feeling the bern?
Gordie: "Bern" .
ImShiny: Gordie are you being held hostage?
gordie: Held Hostage on IMDb.
goldenglutes: gordie are you bout it
Gordie: bout it!
"bout it" is also hardcoded for meme purposes
Katth: Gordie will you ever come back to the SHL?
Gordie: Come Back Mister at HanCinema.
jRuutu: Gordie what is love?
Gordie: Modern authors have distinguished further varieties of love: unrequited love, empty love, companionate love, consummate love, infatuated love, self-love, and courtly love.
Julio Tokolosh: Gordie, what sort of contract would you offer a player of my skill level? ||tamper bait||
Gordie: For some of these skills, the level may be referred to with an abbreviation, for example, S-1 for Speaking Level 1.
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SlashACM: gordie I like fire trucks and moster trucks
Gordie: Other pro of monster truck events include the Toughest Monster Truck Tour, the Traxxas Moster Truck Tour, and Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live.
5ympathies (me): gordie which team is going to win the challenge cup
Gordie: Wigan are well known for their successes in the Challenge Cup competition, having won more Challenge Cups than any other club with nineteen Challenge Cup final wins.
hotdog: gordie why is it called the challenge cup
Gordie: A Child Called It (1995).
me: gordie why didnt karey win the logo contest?
Gordie: logo.
hotdogs response to that: insightful
hotdog: gordie write an essay
Gordie: What is an Essay?
hotdog: dam
Gwdjohnson: gordie why did you deserve to win the Razov?
Gordie: But Razov did not last long in Columbus.
Leppish: gordie who are you
me: this question killed gordie, I asked him several times and he won't answer
yogurt loaf: gordie, stop passing out please
Gordie: "We can stop running.
Nerio: gordie how does a statue feel?
Gordie: "He subsequently said "when I go past that statue, I feel pain and shame.
Naosu: Gordie has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Gordie: Look Look Look has been released digitally via various music services.
The__Y-man__100: Gordie can you write my pt
Gordie: At some later point in time the metric was developed into a full Linsear Write Index.
hotdog: gordie whats the best color of gatorade
Gordie: Based on these findings implications can be made on the best color choices for packages.
me: Gordie what’s your favourite colour
Gordie: « Son explication n’est qu’un mensonge », s’indigna le député.
me: You love to see it
me: gordie whats your favourite colour
Gordie: The Favourite at Metacritic.
me: cool
hotdog: gordie whats your favorite color
Gordie: Morse, Janice M. (March 2008), ""What's your favorite color?"
hotdog: gordie uses american spellings
Gordie: However, such spellings are also found in American English.
goldenglutes: gordie k3g
Gordie: She summed up by saying, "The music of K3G has a presence.
me: gordie whats the best bollywood movie
Gordie: Bollywood Movie Awards.
me: gordie tokolosh said Oh damn. boom roasted
Gordie: Most Thanksgiving turkeys are stuffed with a bread-based mixture and roasted.
Scruffdaddy: Gordie, the quest isn’t supposed to end like this
![[Image: sad.png]](https://simulationhockey.com/images/smilies/sad.png)
Gordie: "SAD!"
me: gordie how much can i abuse you for media
Gordie: There are four major categories of child abuse: neglect, physical abuse, psychological/emotional abuse, and sexual abuse.
me: yikes
hotdog: gordie you know we play tampa tomorrow
Gordie: F Tampa
hotdog: gordie provide a topic
Gordie: Hot Topic (stylized as HOT TOPIC) is a retail chain specializing in counterculture-related clothing and accessories, as well as licensed music.
Ace: The Boys go to Hot Topic
goldenglutes: gordie where can i buy unlicensed music
Gordie: Despite its illegal use of unlicensed instrumentals and samples, it was sold through iTunes and retail stores such as Best Buy and FYE, was widely reviewed in the mainstream media, and peaked at #69 on Billboard's "Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums” chart.
So there you have it. Gordie's done answering questions for now, but maybe he'll return another day.
RE: Gordiebot Presser - hotdog - 12-06-2019
gordie are you feeling the bern?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - ImShiny - 12-06-2019
Gordie are you being held hostage?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - goldenglutes - 12-06-2019
gordie are you bout it
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Katth - 12-06-2019
Gordie will you ever come back to the SHL?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - jRuutu - 12-06-2019
Gordie what is love?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Julio Tokolosh - 12-06-2019
Gordie, what sort of contract would you offer a player of my skill level? ||tamper bait||
RE: Gordiebot Presser - SlashACM - 12-06-2019
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Gwdjohnson - 12-06-2019
Why did you deserve to win the Razov?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Leppish - 12-06-2019
gordie who are you
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Nerio - 12-06-2019
gordie how does a statue feel?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Naosu - 12-06-2019
Gordie has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Julio Tokolosh - 12-08-2019
Code:
Gordie: For some of these skills, the level may be referred to with an abbreviation, for example, S-1 for Speaking Level 1.Oh damn. boom roasted
RE: Gordiebot Presser - Scrufdaddy - 12-08-2019
Gordie, the quest isn’t supposed to end like this