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Thicc Cheezy is an Asshole - sailingdrumstick - 01-06-2020
This was found on Facebook today. It still remains to be seen on whether or not Halifax will be making a statement about this.
Quaneesha McWeezy status:
OMG - those who know me know how BIG of a Raiders fan I am! I have been following the team my WHOLE life, I haven't missed a game and even have travelled to watch their playoff games when I can get time off and have the extra cash. So you could ALL imagine my excitement when I saw Thicc Cheezy out and about during my running around today! Okay, so I thought I saw him out of the corner of my eye, needed to do a double take but OMG- there was Mr. Dreamy right there in front of me! I took a couple moments to compose myself, ensure I looked pretty and had nothing stuck in my teeth and approached. All I wanted was a picture but my goodness did I get so much more than that! As I approached, I tapped him on the shoulder and said "Mr. Cheeze?". He immediately turned around and was SQUINTING? He could hardly keep his eyes open. They were quite bloodshot and glazed over, and he immediately said "Sup beauty?". After seeing I was a female he opened his eyes and gave me the most OBVIOUS up and down I have EVER experienced. Even writing this my skin is crawling with how creepy it was. My gut told me to turn around and just leave because he was clearly in no condition to be out in public, let alone chatting to random fans. But I figured fuck it, I came this far I might as well get the damn picture I came for! So I showed him my phone and said "Can I get a pic?". And this is where it gets weird. He looks at my phone and back at me and slurs out "Only if you let me put my number in that phone". I kindly stated I was not interested in dating at all right now but I would really appreciate a photo given that I am probably the biggest Halifax fan in town. He then again slurs out to me "Number or no pic, come on sweetheart. What's the harm?" I started to get a little bit agitated at this point, I mean I'm just a fan who wants a quick picture. The time it took for him so far to be an absolute prick could have been enough time for me to snap a picture and leave! I raised my voice a little bit and sternly said "NO, I just want a fucking picture Thicc". Now, keep in mind I would NEVER normally address a professional athlete by his first name, I'm a respectful lady and my momma raised me right. But something was just pissing me off about him acting so arrogant for no fucking reason. This is the point where his massive ego really showed "You call me Mr. Cheeze young lady, show some fucking respect when asking a player for a picture" and then he stepped back and smiled "Wait, did Kayhall send you? I'm waiting for some roids and some of that..." at this point he tapped his nose twice... "If you know what I mean" and then he fucking WINKED at me! This intoxicated motherfucker went from pissed to smiling and joking and FUCKING WINKING at me in one second. I quickly said "No, I'm just a fan you fucking drug addict" and started to walk away. As I was walking he shouted "If you see anyone with some roids send them my way sweetheart!"
I put this story on Facebook so everybody knows that THICC CHEEZY IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. And if you are out and about with your kids DO NOT approach him because he will likely be intoxicated and you do NOT want your children subjected to that!
On a side note I'm burning my Cheezy jersey tonight. Can anyone send me a link to a kayhall jersey from the team store?
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RE: Thicc Cheezy is an Asshole - mxman991 - 01-06-2020
Damnit Thicc, we talked about this!
RE: Thicc Cheezy is an Asshole - CementHands - 01-06-2020
As a fellow Raider, we would like to issue this statement: The un-named player was approached by a stranger who was, acting aggressively, shouting, and holding a foreign object that looked to be a weapon. We would like to bring up the issue that no one was hurt, and no charges have been pressed, but we are considering potential libel charges (because it's written, thanks Sloth!) against Ms. McWeezy for damages to both our team mates, and Raiders tm reputation.
Additionally who is this McWeezy lady? Seems like a Vancouver spy to me, attempting to ruin this team from the inside out.